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Fight Club

I feel like being a bit of a punching bag.
Someone rip into me.
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Gemini said:
Or when you need to pay for parking.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm parking that reminds me of cars, which reminds me of driving, which in turn returns me of slow drivers, especially on the motorway. Some people, some stupid idiotic people who probably think that a current affair is the height of television journalism, think it's their right to go really slow on the motorway, and some really stupid people, who will probably vote for the Liberals in the next Federal election, drive really slowly on the passing lane of the motorway. Why do they do that? Are they insane, do they have no brains, do they like the olives in Spain? I don't know, and frankly I don't care. What I do care about is these stupid people who think it is their god given right to drive really slowly and mess up the flow of traffic. They must think the road only belongs to them, and the rest of us should be honoured to be sharing the road with the rest of him, that we should bow down to them and say "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me your majesty, may we have the privilege of driving on the same road as you?" while we quiver and shake at their mere presence. I say no. I say no to slow drivers on the motorway. So if I'm not careful one day I could get angry, get road rage, and get sent to jail.








That better, @Shinigami?
 
reepbot said:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm parking that reminds me of cars, which reminds me of driving, which in turn returns me of slow drivers, especially on the motorway. Some people, some stupid idiotic people who probably think that a current affair is the height of television journalism, think it's their right to go really slow on the motorway, and some really stupid people, who will probably vote for the Liberals in the next Federal election, drive really slowly on the passing lane of the motorway. Why do they do that? Are they insane, do they have no brains, do they like the olives in Spain? I don't know, and frankly I don't care. What I do care about is these stupid people who think it is their god given right to drive really slowly and mess up the flow of traffic. They must think the road only belongs to them, and the rest of us should be honoured to be sharing the road with the rest of him, that we should bow down to them and say "Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me your majesty, may we have the privilege of driving on the same road as you?" while we quiver and shake at their mere presence. I say no. I say no to slow drivers on the motorway. So if I'm not careful one day I could get angry, get road rage, and get sent to jail.








That better, @Shinigami?
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You get a raise in author fees. Please rewrite the bible.
 
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