How Much Do You Weigh?

[ArianaG]

I weigh less than 50kg coz I don't eat bad food since I'm hot. Juice fasts mean I don't eat carbs and shit.

How much do youse weigh?

 

[David's beard]

David's Ego

 

[Rudiger]

Hey, no fair!

I'm a fucking elephant.

Where's the "7 tonne" option?

That is highly offensive and extremely weightist.

 

[Anthill]

im kinda overweight 71kg

 

[ArianaG]

im kinda overweight 71kg

Boy or girl?
And how big is your dick and/or tits?

 

[Frankyfurt]

I'm a fatty ..
But I've lost 20 kilos and want to lose 10 more

Gone r the days of weighing 52 k

 

[ArianaG]

 

[restingbitchface]

This question would have been better if it was measured by your BMI.
Since everyone's height varies and your gender also comes into consideration.

 

[ArianaG]

This question would have been better if it was measured by your BMI.
Since everyone's height varies and your gender also comes into consideration.

Sis, don't forget dick size and tit size

 

[restingbitchface]

Sis, don't forget dick size and tit size

Exactly! they make all the difference! My dick weighs like 3 kilos honest.

 

[ArianaG]

Exactly! they make all the difference! My dick weighs like 3 kilos honest.

That droopy face must add ten kilos plz smile

 

[Kismet]

I weigh up a lot if not everything. Life is too precious not to do so.

@restingbitchface is right. My BMI is 24.9

 

[SeanE]

Well it will all depend on if you're male or female and how tall you are....

 

[restingbitchface]

That droopy face must add ten kilos plz smile

But but but...that would defeat the purpose of my username. Besides, when I smile it looks like someone is about to get slaughtered.

 

[Kismet]

But but but...that would defeat the purpose of my username. Besides, when I smile it looks like someone is about to get slaughtered.

Or someone who deserves to be. She looks like one of those creep porcelain dolls.

It's cool. My daughter does resting bitch face a lot too BECAUSE of your own reasoning.

 

[Spock]

The poll really doesn't say anything.

I'm in the 80-90kg range but I'm a 37 year old 6'3" male ... that's kinda normal for me I think.

 

[iJake]

I'm weightless. Light as a feather, (usually) stiff as a board.

 

[Spock]

Yes good point iJake.
The title of this thread does not indicate on which Planet the measurement should be taken.
In space everyone "weighs" 0.
Furthermore, weight is a measurement of Force, not mass.
The options should have been:
<500 Newtons
500N - 600N
600N - 700N
etc

Alternatively, the thread should instead have been named "What is your mass?"

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Currently I weigh... 61kg.

 

[Connoisseur]

Is anyone ever gonna admit they weigh over 100 kilos, even anonymously? lol