General O/T Chit Chat Thread

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Picture it, Sicily 1945...
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Oh my GOD!!

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I am making white wine spritzers because homosexual!
Hey Miss, what is a spritzer?
 
Do you just use lemonade as your spritzer? Or are you more fancy? Give me some tips to impress the family this Xmas ( and get them blind :D)

Just a litre of wine with a TINY DASH of lemonade and lime juice.[DOUBLEPOST=1415433944][/DOUBLEPOST]
Oh I see.

I say a firm "no" to anything spritzy.

Maybe you could add coke and call it a Skidmark xo
 
I just feel so left out atm, I don't have any poo stories :(

But I did have a laugh about the guy you dumped for your dumping issues... If you can't wipe properly maybe engage the garden hose, shove that up there on full spray, wiggle it around a bit - that should remove your stubborn skiddies.... :)
 
I just feel so left out atm, I don't have any poo stories :(

But I did have a laugh about the guy you dumped for your dumping issues... If you can't wipe properly maybe engage the garden hose, shove that up there on full spray, wiggle it around a bit - that should remove your stubborn skiddies.... :)
This is becoming quite the bullying pack mentality.

Yeah let's all pile on the poor person who didn't wipe her bottom properly (one fucking time) and accidentally left a skid mark on her knickers and let's all mock her!

Do you know what, Thing? I expect that of Mutley, Madonna, Coops, Caspersmum, iJake, Knock Knock, Mike, Davids Beard and the other meeping fools, but you Thing? You?!

I put you here (you can't see me but I am holding my hand up really high to indicate highly), and I think of them as here (again you can't see me, but my hand is down low, like really really low). And yet this is how you act.

Disappointed.

I will leave it at that.

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does anyone have a Nurtibullet?

Also @jessy_girl I read but forgot to reply, about the yonana, I have one, you get sick of the taste very quickly! maybe use it for a week max......
 
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