General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[David's beard]

Yeah but to make it worse, I wasn't having sex! I just hadn't wiped my bottom properly and it got on my knickers!!



It still hurts even all these years later. It has made me so anally paranoid I almost wipe my freckle off after poo's now!

You're hilarious

 

[CaspersMum]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have a bit of a poo phobia in relationships.

I once broke up with a guy who pointed out I had a skid mark on my knickers! I seriously felt I would die of embarrassment.

And before you start with the judgment, the forum pointing and laughing, it happens to the best of us and you all fucking know it!!!!!

How incredibly insensitive and classless for him to mention it!! Unless they were draped over his face at the time. Then I could understand.

 

[Trala]

Sorry Im still giggling and everyone around me is looking at me like 1. Im under medicated, or 2. Over medicated.... only one of these is correct....

I expect that of Madonna, Coops, Caspersmum, iJake, Knock Knock, Mike, Davids Beard and the other meeping fools, but you Mutley? You?!

I put you here (you can't see me but I am holding my hand up really high to indicate highly), and I think of them as here (again you can't see me, but my hand is down low, like really really low). And yet this is how you act.

I had to endure an ex boyfriend mock that I had skid marks on my knickers, which made the fact I hadn't wiped my bottom properly really REALLY obvious. If that's a "joke" to you, then you aren't the person I thought you were.

Me ----->

 

[Lucas]

nnnnnnnnnnn

When are you going to STUN us with some MARTIKA?

 

[Trala]

How incredibly insensitive and classless for him to mention it!! Unless they were draped over his face at the time. Then I could understand.

I know!!!

I still remember it like it was yesterday....

We were getting in the shower, and I stood out of my knickers leaving them face up on the floor and he said *chokes back sob* "Haha look at that, you got a skiddy on your grundies". I am not sure what hurt more, the "skiddy" remark or calling my knickers "grundies".

 

[CaspersMum]

I expect that of Madonna, Coops, Caspersmum, iJake, Knock Knock, Mike, Davids Beard and the other meeping fools, but you Mutley? You?!

I put you here (you can't see me but I am holding my hand up really high to indicate highly), and I think of them as here (again you can't see me, but my hand is down low, like really really low). And yet this is how you act.

I had to endure an ex boyfriend mock that I had skid marks on my knickers, which made the fact I hadn't wiped my bottom properly really REALLY obvious. If that's a "joke" to you, then you aren't the person I thought you were.

Me ----->

I can NOT believe you just said that! And here I was doing research to help you:

^^^^For you! You're welcome!

 

[Knock_Loudly]

I know!!!

I still remember it like it was yesterday....

We were getting in the shower, and I stood out of my knickers leaving them face up on the floor and he said *chokes back sob* "Haha look at that, you got a skiddy on your grundies". I am not sure what hurt more, the "skiddy" remark or calling my knickers "grundies".

Okay, now I know that you are taking the piss!

 

[mutleyp]

I expect that of Madonna, Coops, Caspersmum, iJake, Knock Knock, Mike, Davids Beard and the other meeping fools, but you Mutley? You?!

I put you here (you can't see me but I am holding my hand up really high to indicate highly), and I think of them as here (again you can't see me, but my hand is down low, like really really low). And yet this is how you act.

I had to endure an ex boyfriend mock that I had skid marks on my knickers, which made the fact I hadn't wiped my bottom properly really REALLY obvious. If that's a "joke" to you, then you aren't the person I thought you were.

Me ----->

Naww Im sorry, if it makes you feel better I shit my pants at my local supermarket once cos of gastro not that long ago.... and I go there every day still cos well even I find it hilarious

 

[CaspersMum]

I know!!!

I still remember it like it was yesterday....

We were getting in the shower, and I stood out of my knickers leaving them face up on the floor and he said *chokes back sob* "Haha look at that, you got a skiddy on your grundies". I am not sure what hurt more, the "skiddy" remark or calling my knickers "grundies".

Grundies? Was he by any chance Travis?

 

[el'coopo]

@Trala since all the cool kids are getting a name change at the end of the BB season, my vote is for you to upgrade to Skiddy LaLa. Go on, you know you want to

 

[Trala]

Okay, now I know that you are taking the piss!

It had nothing to do with taking the piss! It was the fecal matter that was the problem!

Follow the bouncing ball!

Knock knock?!

 

[Trala]

@Trala since all the cool kids are getting a name change at the end of the BB season, my vote is for you to upgrade to Skiddy LaLa. Go on, you know you want to

Reported.

 

[Trala]

Naww Im sorry, if it makes you feel better I shit my pants at my local supermarket once cos of gastro not that long ago.... and I go there every day still cos well even I find it hilarious

That does make me feel a bit better.

 

[Thing]

Hey @Thing !

Recognise this?
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is that the mouth of the river

 

[el'coopo]

Reported.

So, that's a yes?

Seriously tho, sounds like he did you a favour, cos you are far, far better off now without him.

 

[Trala]

is that the mouth of the river

Yeah where the Cotton Tree Caravan Park is.

Popped down for lunch and took the dog for a walk. So lovely. There were a heap of kite surfers there, and the mouth looked simply magical with all their different coloured parachutes floating in the sky like pretty lanterns.

 

[mutleyp]

That does make me feel a bit better.

Picture it, Sicily 1945...

 

[CaspersMum]

Naww Im sorry, if it makes you feel better I shit my pants at my local supermarket once cos of gastro not that long ago.... and I go there every day still cos well even I find it hilarious

That does make me feel a bit better.

Oh it should, @Trala ! There was actual POOP involved in @mutleyp 's mishap. POOP! (Sorry, Muts. Trying to make Tra feel better here...)[DOUBLEPOST=1415433351][/DOUBLEPOST]

Picture it, Sicily 1945...

OMG!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[MADONNA]

I am making white wine spritzers because homosexual!

 

[Lucas]