davidftw
Team LaPags!
I'd go in, but instead of being 'Chloe' I'd be myself, and I'd tell David the truth about everyone and everything, then I'd cuddle Ned and Kelly, put a chocolate on Dave's pillow, and itching powder in Slye's undies, then sprint past security, on my way out.
I'd do exactly the same, but I'd probably grab the blue Bonds shorts (and snatch David's beard in a bag as I flew past), tuck Ned under my arm, and then sprint out shrieking "David for the win bitches! Weeeeee!"
They really wouldn't want me to enter this competition.
