Someone been messing with the Big Brother Wikipedia page...

Okay i changed Skye's back to something more reasonable.

She's not my fave housemate but i wanna keep this in humour rather than being salty about someones popularity
 
Cat participated in carnal relations within the Sanctuary on Day 26 with Lawson (Lawbanga), who was in a relationship befor ehe entered the house. It is rumoured the magician slipped his big toe inside Cat's pussy (is this a double entrende?) until she reached a climax. Lawson was regretful about it the next day. However a few weeks later they were filmed sucking face in a local bedroom. Lawson was also regretful about this, but no one cared this time, so now he just kisses Cat "whenever he wants".

LOL at the toe thing.
 
chiclet said:
I would like to read @Mavis Beacon's stern take on this, I anticipate dismay at some of the vulgar imagery and impoverished word choices of its auteur.
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Thank you Chiclet. Having had the opportunity to cast a censuring eye over what I will reluctantly corroborate to be waggish jocosity (albeit crude or as your missive so accurately describes 'vulgar') prior to the edit's removal, I would still like to establish what you and the rest of your...'internet posse' of wayward students and sandwich artists encourage as a bit of fun is actually infantile vandalism.

IF for example, one took offense to Nickelback's particular brand of christian rock 'power ballads' (ugh), with the same incessant chord repetition thinly-veiled as last century grunge never mind as apparently completely different fucking songs - and wtf is with Chad Kroeger's stupid hair, and then one night...after too many lemon lime and bitters that person's pent up hatred spilled over into an unbridled rage that could only be sated by an orgy of online destruction and acerbic vitriol, and they went to Nickelback's Wikipedia page with flecks of spittle gleaming against the feint incandescence of their monitor, treacherous specks of saliva belying the sensibly-manicured fingers that glided with deft elegance across the qwerty keyboard below and exposing the venom contained therein, but when that rolling ball of butchers knives arrived on nickelback's offensive biography's doorstep.....they found it locked, and with shoulders slumped in abject and utter dejection, their owner found him or herself with only two choices.............

to reflect on why the article is locked, what that shutdown is intended to prevent,

or to go to Creed's page and vent on it.
 
Mavis Beacon said:
Thank you Chiclet. Having had the opportunity to cast a censuring eye over what I will reluctantly corroborate to be waggish jocosity (albeit crude or as your missive so accurately describes 'vulgar') prior to the edit's removal, I would still like to establish what you and the rest of your...'internet posse' of wayward students and sandwich artists encourage as a bit of fun is actually infantile vandalism.

IF for example, one took offense to Nickelback's particular brand of christian rock 'power ballads' (ugh), with the same incessant chord repetition thinly-veiled as last century grunge never mind as apparently completely different fucking songs - and wtf is with Chad Kroeger's stupid hair, and then one night...after too many lemon lime and bitters that person's pent up hatred spilled over into an unbridled rage that could only be sated by an orgy of online destruction and acerbic vitriol, and they went to Nickelback's Wikipedia page with flecks of spittle gleaming against the feint incandescence of their monitor, treacherous specks of saliva belying the sensibly-manicured fingers that glided with deft elegance across the qwerty keyboard below and exposing the venom contained therein, but when that rolling ball of butchers knives arrived on nickelback's offensive biography's doorstep.....they found it locked, and with shoulders slumped in abject and utter dejection, their owner found him or herself with only two choices.............

to reflect on why the article is locked, what that shutdown is intended to prevent,

or to go to Creed's page and vent on it.
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Mavis, one thing, Nickelback isn't a Christian rock band. You're welcome.
 
Fatmide said:
"Prisus has a wealthy knowledge of life and foresees all that is good and bad in the house. Prisus often manipulates her fellow housemates in a strategic and playful way. Prisus is love, Prisus is life"

Love it.
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It doesn't say this now.
 
marsha brady said:
wiki keeps edit histories, so you can still go back and look at the prior edits:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...ralia_housemates_(2014_series)&action=history
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Aisha: She is perhaps most recognisable for her infra-red lipstick, Kiwi accent and being a 'rippa chick'.

Cat participated in carnal relations within the Sanctuary on Day 26 with Lawson (Lawbanga), who was in a relationship before ehe entered the house. It is rumoured the magician slipped his big toe inside Cat's pussy (is this a double entrende?) until she reached a climax. Lawson was regretful about it the next day. However a few weeks later they were filmed sucking face in a local bedroom. Lawson was also regretful about this, but no one cared this time, so now he just kisses Cat "whenever he wants".

David: Called Lisa's tits 'saggy' and since then has not been able to get along with the girls in the house.

Dion possessed pepperoni nipples, and promised much, but delivered little.

Gemma: Kinghorn was too fucking tall and was too emersed in some stupid fucking strategy (faking tears...) to be a legitmate threat to anything in the house.

Jake is a rapping talent, and has since been courted by big names such as Eminem, Drake and Lil Wayne to sign to a label. He recieved a co-sign from fellow housemate Skye who deemed his rapping 'sexy'.

Jason was the token gay housemate, and unlike previous gay housemates on Channel 9, did not last as long (pause). There was uproar following his eviction, saying that he provided a lot of entertainment, and should have stayed in the house.
This is so true. I mean he did so many entertaining things. Like make out with a pillow. And speak in a Mexican accent Damn, Australia, what were you thinking.

Katie was pretty hot and had some of the best knockers.

Lawson was this year most loathed housemate because he allegedly stuck his toe inside fellow housemate Cat, while having a girlfriend on the outside. Lawson cried about his wandering feet on separate occasions but always ends up in bed with Cat. He also came under fire (pause) for being 8 years her junior, earning Cat the title of 'cougar'. Lawson will be met with extreme venom when he does get evicted.

Leo has a Canadian accent and that is the only way people notice him, unless he's kissing Skye or in the gym. Leo claimed to have not watched the show although he somehow knew who the most popular housemate was and somehow knew who was playing the game and somehow knew about intruders. Probably using Skye to get him further in the game.

Lina: Mila is an intellectual human who has nice legs.

Lisa: Had saggy tits - quote David.

Marina: Received a total of 3 minutes airtime.

Penny became well known following her full body orgasm/spasm in the ice bath. She has big titties too... but they're fake... remember touching real > looking at fake

Prisus has a wealthy knowledge of life and foresees all that is good and bad in the house. Prisus often manipulates her fellow housemates in a strategic and playful way. Prisus is love, Prisus is life

Richard: He is a strange unit.

Ryan fits the role of fantasy boyfriend for 13-16 year old girl on the show and often has some funny quips in the house. He likes to pose as a frozen chicken on occasion (naked).

Sam had one leg and a shark story.

Sandra cried heaps.

Skye: Is a major game player, but acts dumb so 12 year olds will use their $20 credit to keep her in the house. She plays the victim, and is desperately looking for a good rebound from her boyfriend on the outside. She is known for her dumb comments, in which she stares directly at the camera, and imagines the whole of Australia laughing. She is confident that she will win Big Brother, despite having absolutely no clue what the public think of her, just one of her many narcissistic characteristics. Aside from this, she is a loveable, quirky character, who's biggest claim to fame before Big Brother was filling Layla Subritsky's twitter feed with hateful and abusive comments.

Tom: who even is this

Travis is the house bogan (an uneducated one, according to Ryan) and loves chicks. He can often be found in bed with up to 4 girls. It is rumoured he once shagged 6 girls in a single night.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...alia_housemates_(2014_series)&oldid=632001714
 
You forgot "Whilst in the house, Aisha has formed a relationship with Travis. They most likely root." before the lipstick and rippa chick bit.
 
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