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I'm going to sound like the most elitist cunt ever:

Not really, considering the inferior product you're stanning for.

I don't care that an android allows you to have more control over it, when they look fucking ugly. I want something that looks sexy to complement the rest of me xx

I suppose the less inches on the iPhone compliment you, too?

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Not really, considering the inferior product you're stanning for.



I suppose the less inches on the iPhone compliment you, too?

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Doesn't matter if it's 10 inches when it's looks as ugly as Mandra's crying.
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Sex appeal overrides size any day.

@MADONNA your vagina is not only 56 years old, but also so worn and stretched out to a good few inches that you've lost any sex appeal whatsoever. No wonder you're hitting on anything with a pulse xx
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Please still love me. Prisus binds us. PS: I am bad with GIFs.
 
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Doesn't matter if it's 10 inches when it's looks as ugly as Mandra's crying.
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Sex appeal overrides size any day.

Then you're in for a whole lot of hurt, my condolances.

your vagina is not only 56 years old, but also so worn and stretched out to a good few inches that you've lost any sex appeal whatsoever. No wonder you're hitting on anything with a pulse xx
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Please still love me. Prisus binds us. PS: I am bad with GIFs.

I don't even know which one you're ADDRESSING.

2/10 stale shade and the tea was cold. No wonder @Connoisseur is all over it like the crabs that scale his mons pubis.
 
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I swear I don't normally sound this nasally but whatever it's the best I could do under the circumstances. The good thing is you won't accidentally recognise me out the streets based solely on my voice. :thumbsup:

May have another go when I'm cleared up on another day but for now it'll do.

You did it! I love you too @Connoisseur :biggrin: :inlove:

:hilarious: @ "Peace out hombres"

You have an accent and I can't place where from? Can anyone help? :)

My favourite response to people's voices here has been @Miiiiike to
@MADONNA "you sound like saw". Oh my god! Hahahahahahaha! Friggin' hilarious. :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
 
You did it! I love you too @Connoisseur :biggrin: :inlove:

:hilarious: @ "Peace out hombres"

You have an accent and I can't place where from? Can anyone help? :)

My favourite response to people's voices here has been @Miiiiike to
@MADONNA "you sound like saw". Oh my god! Hahahahahahaha! Friggin' hilarious. :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

Now I have heard his voice he has mentally become my BBB version of Pitbull.



Face down booty up that's the way we like the wooooooooooooooooooorld!

I swear to God I was working out at gym today and this came up on my ipod and I thought of Con!

Ha!
 
Really?

Where?


@@MADONNA your vagina is not only 56 years old, but also so worn and stretched out to a good few inches that you've lost any sex appeal whatsoever. No wonder you're hitting on anything with a pulse xx

I wasn't being 'literal' (I was being facetious if that needs any further clarification) merely nodding in agreement with lefrancais for putting Madge in her place. *tut tut* :pompus:

Let me introduce you to the dictionary of interwebz lingo:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Owned

Owned
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.


You did it! I love you too @Connoisseur :biggrin: :inlove:

:hilarious: @ "Peace out hombres"

You have an accent and I can't place where from? Can anyone help? :)

My favourite response to people's voices here has been @Miiiiike to
@MADONNA "you sound like saw". Oh my god! Hahahahahahaha! Friggin' hilarious. :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

The first time I meet someone they rarely, if ever, are able to guess my background unless I've given away some hints beforehand.

I'm kind of in the Les Murray (SBS commentator) mold in that we have aussie accents but without a discernible strine attached to them, not to my ears anyway.

It was only until I started attending primary school that I began to speak english on a regular basis or at least more frequently than I did in spanish.

 
The first time I meet someone they rarely, if ever, are able to guess my background unless I've given away some hints beforehand.

I'm kind of in the Les Murray (SBS commentator) mold in that we have aussie accents but without a discernible strine attached to them, not to my ears anyway.

It was only until I started attending primary school that I began to speak english on a regular basis or at least more frequently than I did in spanish.


Ah! Yes I did think perhaps you were from a foreign background but you had a strong Australian accent in there too.

Very nice! Thanks for sharing. :thumbsup:
 
I wasn't being 'literal' (I was being facetious if that needs any further clarification) merely nodding in agreement with lefrancais for putting Madge in her place. *tut tut* :pompus:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Owned

Owned
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.




Oh I got what you meant, I just didn't see it.

I mean if she was talking about the Madonna on the boards, well he is a gay man in his 20's who has an adverse fear of vaginas and if she was talking about Madonna the superstar, well she has fucked her way through some of the hottest guys in Hollywood and is a self made millionaire who simply buys herself a new vagina when she needs a grease and flap change.

Either way, I didn't see owned.

 
Ah! Yes I did think perhaps you were from a foreign background but you had a strong Australian accent in there too.

Very nice! Thanks for sharing. :thumbsup:

Well I have mentioned that I'm from a Latin American background a couple of times, it's not exactly a secret. :whistling: :wink:

Does Les' accent sound foreign to you as well?

To me Less sounds undeniably Australian (minus the ocker strine prevalent in skips) but many people still insist that there's some other foreign quality to it than I don't really detect. *shrugs*
 
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