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Priya Appreciation Society

Priya: Hey, you can take your beanie off and put it under your feet . In reply to Sandra Standing Down As she's Cold.

Lol
 
I really like and am intrigued by Priya! Whenever she 'does' get some coverage I find her entertaining and a worthy HM.

I like her but doesn't she have a "bitchy resting face"? :biggrin:

It's those very small pursed lips... I think she looks like she's putting a 'facial exclamation point' after everytime she speaks, including her mascara accented concentrated eyes... and when Priya speaks, you better listen! Just love her!
 
Genesis 1
1 In the beginning Prisus created the heaven and the house.

2 And the house was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Prisus moved upon the face of the salmon pink colour swatch.

3 And Prisus said, Let there be a salmon pink house: and there was a salmon pink house.

4 And Prisus saw the salmon pink house, that it was gay: and Prisus divided the light from the darkness.

5 And Prisus called the light Cat, and the darkness he called Travis. And the evening of the launch were the first housemates.

6 And Prisus said, Let there be a Bitch in the midst of the housemates, and let it divide the housemates from the housemates.

7 And Prisus made the Bitch, and divided the housemates which were friends with the Bitch from the Housemates which weren't friends with the Bitch: and it was so.

8 And Prisus called the Bitch Lisa. And Lisa was the next housemate.

9 And Prisus said, Let all the hair under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the tears appear: and it was so.

10 And Prisus called the hair Slayvid; and the gathering together of the tears called he Sandra: and Prisus saw that it was good.

11 And Prisus said, Let the house bring forth bad jokes, bad fashion, and the fruit after his own kind, whose seed eats in itself, upon the house: and it was so.

12 And the house brought forth bad jokes, a fruit after his own kind, and last seasons bargain bin: and Prisus saw that it was good.

13 And Jason was the next housemate.

14 And Prisus said, Let there be a giant to reach the heaven and divide orders from most to least and let it be ungainly and condescending:

15 And let it be singular in so that it stands proudly without duality: and it was so.

16 And Prisus made two great legs; the greater leg made of flesh, and the lesser leg made of stump: she made fake legs also.

17 And Prisus set the giant to give darkness upon the house,

18 And to rule over the leg and over the stump, and to divide the pillow from the punch: and Prisus saw that it was good.

19 And Gemma and Sam were the next housemates.

20 And Prisus said, Let the sewers bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and moll that may stand in front the house in the open defiance of good taste.

21 And Prisus created the Door Bitch, and every living bogan that moveth, which the sewers brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every drunk moll after his kind: and Prisus saw that it was good.

22 And Prisus blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the Centrelink with people, and let molls multiply in the earth.

23 And Aisha was the next housemate.

24 And Prisus said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature, a creeping thing, a beast of the house: and it was so.

25 And Prisus programmed the beast of the house, and every thing that creepeth upon the house after a closet homosexual: and God saw that it was good. Skype was later purchased from Prisus by Microsoft.

26 And Prisus said, Let us make a man and a woman in our image, after our likeness: and let them have have different sexual organs but be attracted to the same sex, and foul the air with amateur rapping and unwanted opinions and lord over the cattle, and over all the house, and over every tanned creeping thing that creepeth upon the house. Let them be half less intelligent, beautiful and dignified than our own likeness.

27 So Prisus created Katie in half her own image, in the image of Prisus created she Jake; Katie and Jake created she them.

28 And Prisus blessed Lawson, and God said unto him, shut the fuck up and tie your hands behind your back.

29 And Prisus said to Ryan, Behold, I have given you every herb seed, which is upon the face of all the house, and every crystal, in which is the crystal of a meth yielding seed; to you it shall be for $10 a gram.

30 And to every beast of the house, and to every moll, and to every tanned thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there are tears, Ryan hath given every blow job for crack: and it was so.

31 And Prisus saw every thing that she had made, and, behold, it was shady. And Aisha, Skype, Katie, Jake, Lawson and Ryan were the next housemates.


Genesis 2
1 Thus the heavens and the house were finished, and the host Sonia was constructed from old Tamagochis.

2 And on the seventh day Prisus ended her work which she had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all her work which she had made.

3 And Prisus blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it she had rested from all her work which Prisus created and made.

Amen
 
Genesis 1
1 In the beginning Prisus created the heaven and the house.

2 And the house was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Prisus moved upon the face of the salmon pink colour swatch.

3 And Prisus said, Let there be a salmon pink house: and there was a salmon pink house.

4 And Prisus saw the salmon pink house, that it was gay: and Prisus divided the light from the darkness.

5 And Prisus called the light Cat, and the darkness he called Travis. And the evening of the launch were the first housemates.

6 And Prisus said, Let there be a Bitch in the midst of the housemates, and let it divide the housemates from the housemates.

7 And Prisus made the Bitch, and divided the housemates which were friends with the Bitch from the Housemates which weren't friends with the Bitch: and it was so.

8 And Prisus called the Bitch Lisa. And Lisa was the next housemate.

9 And Prisus said, Let all the hair under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the tears appear: and it was so.

10 And Prisus called the hair Slayvid; and the gathering together of the tears called he Sandra: and Prisus saw that it was good.

11 And Prisus said, Let the house bring forth bad jokes, bad fashion, and the fruit after his own kind, whose seed eats in itself, upon the house: and it was so.

12 And the house brought forth bad jokes, a fruit after his own kind, and last seasons bargain bin: and Prisus saw that it was good.

13 And Jason was the next housemate.

14 And Prisus said, Let there be a giant to reach the heaven and divide orders from most to least and let it be ungainly and condescending:

15 And let it be singular in so that it stands proudly without duality: and it was so.

16 And Prisus made two great legs; the greater leg made of flesh, and the lesser leg made of stump: she made fake legs also.

17 And Prisus set the giant to give darkness upon the house,

18 And to rule over the leg and over the stump, and to divide the pillow from the punch: and Prisus saw that it was good.

19 And Gemma and Sam were the next housemates.

20 And Prisus said, Let the sewers bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and moll that may stand in front the house in the open defiance of good taste.

21 And Prisus created the Door Bitch, and every living bogan that moveth, which the sewers brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every drunk moll after his kind: and Prisus saw that it was good.

22 And Prisus blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the Centrelink with people, and let molls multiply in the earth.

23 And Aisha was the next housemate.

24 And Prisus said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature, a creeping thing, a beast of the house: and it was so.

25 And Prisus programmed the beast of the house, and every thing that creepeth upon the house after a closet homosexual: and God saw that it was good. Skype was later purchased from Prisus by Microsoft.

26 And Prisus said, Let us make a man and a woman in our image, after our likeness: and let them have have different sexual organs but be attracted to the same sex, and foul the air with amateur rapping and unwanted opinions and lord over the cattle, and over all the house, and over every tanned creeping thing that creepeth upon the house. Let them be half less intelligent, beautiful and dignified than our own likeness.

27 So Prisus created Katie in half her own image, in the image of Prisus created she Jake; Katie and Jake created she them.

28 And Prisus blessed Lawson, and God said unto him, shut the fuck up and tie your hands behind your back.

29 And Prisus said to Ryan, Behold, I have given you every herb seed, which is upon the face of all the house, and every crystal, in which is the crystal of a meth yielding seed; to you it shall be for $10 a gram.

30 And to every beast of the house, and to every moll, and to every tanned thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there are tears, Ryan hath given every blow job for crack: and it was so.

31 And Prisus saw every thing that she had made, and, behold, it was shady. And Aisha, Skype, Katie, Jake, Lawson and Ryan were the next housemates.


Genesis 2
1 Thus the heavens and the house were finished, and the host Sonia was constructed from old Tamagochis.

2 And on the seventh day Prisus ended her work which she had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all her work which she had made.

3 And Prisus blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it she had rested from all her work which Prisus created and made.

Amen
This is genius :roflmao::hilarious:
 
Genesis 1
1 In the beginning Prisus created the heaven and the house.

2 And the house was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Prisus moved upon the face of the salmon pink colour swatch.

3 And Prisus said, Let there be a salmon pink house: and there was a salmon pink house.

4 And Prisus saw the salmon pink house, that it was gay: and Prisus divided the light from the darkness.

5 And Prisus called the light Cat, and the darkness he called Travis. And the evening of the launch were the first housemates.

6 And Prisus said, Let there be a Bitch in the midst of the housemates, and let it divide the housemates from the housemates.

7 And Prisus made the Bitch, and divided the housemates which were friends with the Bitch from the Housemates which weren't friends with the Bitch: and it was so.

8 And Prisus called the Bitch Lisa. And Lisa was the next housemate.

9 And Prisus said, Let all the hair under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the tears appear: and it was so.

10 And Prisus called the hair Slayvid; and the gathering together of the tears called he Sandra: and Prisus saw that it was good.

11 And Prisus said, Let the house bring forth bad jokes, bad fashion, and the fruit after his own kind, whose seed eats in itself, upon the house: and it was so.

12 And the house brought forth bad jokes, a fruit after his own kind, and last seasons bargain bin: and Prisus saw that it was good.

13 And Jason was the next housemate.

14 And Prisus said, Let there be a giant to reach the heaven and divide orders from most to least and let it be ungainly and condescending:

15 And let it be singular in so that it stands proudly without duality: and it was so.

16 And Prisus made two great legs; the greater leg made of flesh, and the lesser leg made of stump: she made fake legs also.

17 And Prisus set the giant to give darkness upon the house,

18 And to rule over the leg and over the stump, and to divide the pillow from the punch: and Prisus saw that it was good.

19 And Gemma and Sam were the next housemates.

20 And Prisus said, Let the sewers bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and moll that may stand in front the house in the open defiance of good taste.

21 And Prisus created the Door Bitch, and every living bogan that moveth, which the sewers brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every drunk moll after his kind: and Prisus saw that it was good.

22 And Prisus blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the Centrelink with people, and let molls multiply in the earth.

23 And Aisha was the next housemate.

24 And Prisus said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature, a creeping thing, a beast of the house: and it was so.

25 And Prisus programmed the beast of the house, and every thing that creepeth upon the house after a closet homosexual: and God saw that it was good. Skype was later purchased from Prisus by Microsoft.

26 And Prisus said, Let us make a man and a woman in our image, after our likeness: and let them have have different sexual organs but be attracted to the same sex, and foul the air with amateur rapping and unwanted opinions and lord over the cattle, and over all the house, and over every tanned creeping thing that creepeth upon the house. Let them be half less intelligent, beautiful and dignified than our own likeness.

27 So Prisus created Katie in half her own image, in the image of Prisus created she Jake; Katie and Jake created she them.

28 And Prisus blessed Lawson, and God said unto him, shut the fuck up and tie your hands behind your back.

29 And Prisus said to Ryan, Behold, I have given you every herb seed, which is upon the face of all the house, and every crystal, in which is the crystal of a meth yielding seed; to you it shall be for $10 a gram.

30 And to every beast of the house, and to every moll, and to every tanned thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there are tears, Ryan hath given every blow job for crack: and it was so.

31 And Prisus saw every thing that she had made, and, behold, it was shady. And Aisha, Skype, Katie, Jake, Lawson and Ryan were the next housemates.


Genesis 2
1 Thus the heavens and the house were finished, and the host Sonia was constructed from old Tamagochis.

2 And on the seventh day Prisus ended her work which she had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all her work which she had made.

3 And Prisus blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it she had rested from all her work which Prisus created and made.

Amen

I say, that was jolly clever!
 
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Priya hearts the sun, and the flamingos heart Priya.

from OS
 
Genesis 1
1 In the beginning Prisus created the heaven and the house.

2 And the house was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Prisus moved upon the face of the salmon pink colour swatch.

3 And Prisus said, Let there be a salmon pink house: and there was a salmon pink house.

4 And Prisus saw the salmon pink house, that it was gay: and Prisus divided the light from the darkness.

5 And Prisus called the light Cat, and the darkness he called Travis. And the evening of the launch were the first housemates.

6 And Prisus said, Let there be a Bitch in the midst of the housemates, and let it divide the housemates from the housemates.

7 And Prisus made the Bitch, and divided the housemates which were friends with the Bitch from the Housemates which weren't friends with the Bitch: and it was so.

8 And Prisus called the Bitch Lisa. And Lisa was the next housemate.

9 And Prisus said, Let all the hair under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the tears appear: and it was so.

10 And Prisus called the hair Slayvid; and the gathering together of the tears called he Sandra: and Prisus saw that it was good.

11 And Prisus said, Let the house bring forth bad jokes, bad fashion, and the fruit after his own kind, whose seed eats in itself, upon the house: and it was so.

12 And the house brought forth bad jokes, a fruit after his own kind, and last seasons bargain bin: and Prisus saw that it was good.

13 And Jason was the next housemate.

14 And Prisus said, Let there be a giant to reach the heaven and divide orders from most to least and let it be ungainly and condescending:

15 And let it be singular in so that it stands proudly without duality: and it was so.

16 And Prisus made two great legs; the greater leg made of flesh, and the lesser leg made of stump: she made fake legs also.

17 And Prisus set the giant to give darkness upon the house,

18 And to rule over the leg and over the stump, and to divide the pillow from the punch: and Prisus saw that it was good.

19 And Gemma and Sam were the next housemates.

20 And Prisus said, Let the sewers bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and moll that may stand in front the house in the open defiance of good taste.

21 And Prisus created the Door Bitch, and every living bogan that moveth, which the sewers brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every drunk moll after his kind: and Prisus saw that it was good.

22 And Prisus blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the Centrelink with people, and let molls multiply in the earth.

23 And Aisha was the next housemate.

24 And Prisus said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature, a creeping thing, a beast of the house: and it was so.

25 And Prisus programmed the beast of the house, and every thing that creepeth upon the house after a closet homosexual: and God saw that it was good. Skype was later purchased from Prisus by Microsoft.

26 And Prisus said, Let us make a man and a woman in our image, after our likeness: and let them have have different sexual organs but be attracted to the same sex, and foul the air with amateur rapping and unwanted opinions and lord over the cattle, and over all the house, and over every tanned creeping thing that creepeth upon the house. Let them be half less intelligent, beautiful and dignified than our own likeness.

27 So Prisus created Katie in half her own image, in the image of Prisus created she Jake; Katie and Jake created she them.

28 And Prisus blessed Lawson, and God said unto him, shut the fuck up and tie your hands behind your back.

29 And Prisus said to Ryan, Behold, I have given you every herb seed, which is upon the face of all the house, and every crystal, in which is the crystal of a meth yielding seed; to you it shall be for $10 a gram.

30 And to every beast of the house, and to every moll, and to every tanned thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there are tears, Ryan hath given every blow job for crack: and it was so.

31 And Prisus saw every thing that she had made, and, behold, it was shady. And Aisha, Skype, Katie, Jake, Lawson and Ryan were the next housemates.


Genesis 2
1 Thus the heavens and the house were finished, and the host Sonia was constructed from old Tamagochis.

2 And on the seventh day Prisus ended her work which she had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all her work which she had made.

3 And Prisus blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it she had rested from all her work which Prisus created and made.

Amen
You are the most devout follower of our saviour Prisus, may she bless your hilarious soul.
 
I'm late to the party!
I've only just realised how much I stinkin' love her.
She's my first stand out of the season.
As a female it fucks me off that other females mistake confident and intelligent women for bitches.
If you compare her to the likes of Gemma, lisa and katie she is nowhere near a bitch! She's absolutely gorgeous too!

Yay!!! My adelaide girl
 
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