Episode Day 9 (16/09/2014) Daily Show

[Sonia]

I'm starting to adore Dave, he's just so great at putting his foot in it and making me cringe for him.

 

[Rubberduck]

Oh.....

Davey

 

[Illabeth]

David, you don't have a shovel buddy, you got a freaking excavator.

 

[Butterfly_Wings]

I blame Sandra for that. Why say look at my thighs and not expect David to comment knowing he is so blunt.

 

[Knock_Loudly]

Holy shit David... what is wrong with you?

Possibly on the autism spectrum.

 

[Aztecia]

Jeez they just refuse to show David in any light except for Douchebag mode. Can't tell me he's 24/7 dickwad. BB must really want him out to edit him this way.

 

[pawlini]

Haha David keep going!

 

[bradnak]

Segment 2: 7 minutes

 

[MADONNA]

Were they saggy?

Her bikini top was down/inside out. Ha tits looked like napkins.

 

[Affable]

I detest Dion.

Detest him.

I detest you because you fake being the bully Tahan <.<

 

[Krobbo]

Hahaha Dave is dead set right.

Stop telling everyone how bad you look then get all pissy when someone tells you what you just said.

 

[silkworm]

"Ned" and "Kelly." I wonder where they got the idea for those names from?

 

[Medusa]

update whilst watching that one legged guy on ice....I was watching Ryan (for movement) when he runs out of nourishment from chewing his fingers he moves on to picking something from his legs and eating it.
Now he is really starting to impress me.

That's Meth withdrawals for you

 

[the Theorist]

Omg, they should have called them Tully and Drew.

omg yes

 

[Consuela]

David must be really flexible with the amount of times he puts his foot in his mouth.

 

[Coppelia]

You see, it's like this... David is just so hot with such a ripped body... that he can say whatever he likes about anyone else's

*cough cough*

 

[Elysium]

HAHA... If your a woman, don't ask a guy for an opinion about your body... SIMPLE!

 

[Lottie]

Possibly on the autism spectrum.

Actually yeah, he might have aspergers. My brother has it and makes stupid remarks like that as well. Didn't even think of that.

 

[Thing]

this is gold this shit.... haha David you tosser

 

[Tahan]

Hahaha Dave is dead set right.

Stop telling everyone how bad you look then get all pissy when someone tells you what you just said.

Haha he's right but you don't say it!

Nah, I can't defend David for this.

Idiot needs to know when to say and when to not say things.