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Jake BB14 Winner Fo Sho!

Well we are gathering support Jakerbaters!

I think we now have 14 members of our proud fan club.

I am thinking if we all commit to spending between $57 000 - $67 000 on save votes when he goes up, he should be safe.

I have yet to decide on positions of merit, obviously I am CEO, but I will be looking for a 2IC as well as a 3IC and there is also a WH&S position, just to keep things safe, as well as a few moderators to keep the thread clean.

PM me expressions of interest, and add any forum gossipy tid bits, who hates who, that sort of stuff, and I will get back to you with a decision.[DOUBLEPOST=1410680865][/DOUBLEPOST]
Please RECORD THIS.

You a Jakerbater?
 
Bye


We don want Madonna
So git out o here brother
Maybe try supportin Sam
He a good man
He good at the hip
But better at the hop
Coz he only got one leg
That's not a sledge
It be true I pledge
Its just ma observation
To the missing leg equation


Peace
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG!!!
 
Bye


We don want Madonna
So git out o here brother
Maybe try supportin Sam
He a good man
He good at the hip
But better at the hop
Coz he only got one leg
That's not a sledge
It be true I pledge
Its just ma observation
To the missing leg equation

Peace

nnnnnnnnn sis you are a MESS :hilarious:
 
Bye


We don want Madonna
So git out o here brother
Maybe try supportin Sam
He a good man
He good at the hip
But better at the hop
Coz he only got one leg
That's not a sledge
It be true I pledge
Its just ma observation
To the missing leg equation

Peace
That's really good
 
That's really good

You sound surprised!!

Wejoy come smoke a spliff, I have a gift
If you want a rhyme, I always got time
We can get quite friendly, I am very bendy
If you want to see my clam, I have a webcam
You need one ingredient, you need to be a deviant
I can do you if you snuggly, but I can't if you ugly
PM me if you eager and you want to see my beaver

Peace

#Jakerbator4life
 
If he keeps rapping I can see people voting for him less and less.
You can't keep being a one trick pony - it gets old
 
You sound surprised!!

Wejoy come smoke a spliff, I have a gift
If you want a rhyme, I always got time
We can get quite friendly, I am very bendy
If you want to see my clam, I have a webcam
You need one ingredient, you need to be a deviant
I can do you if you snuggly, but I can't if you ugly
PM me if you eager and you want to see my beaver

Peace

#Jakerbator4life

Thanks for the offer
Alas I am just an old Codger
Whose full of wrinkles
And loves to tinkle.
True story
 
I don't want to be that one asshole that speculates on a person's sexuality but.

I legitimately thought Jake being gay was not even in question like Jason, but then I was all "whoops! Silly me! That's what I get for giving any credit to stereotypes!"

But then tonight, he seemed REALLY uncomfortable with the whole Skye thing. Fair enough, but you'd think someone who probably took their advice from Tim would be dying for that kind of ~controversy.


Am I alone, here? Did anyone else get this vibe?
 
It should be a rule that every one who posts in this thread should do so as a rap.

Umm.. turn a tap..

..take a nap...

..this is crap...

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Just popped in to say Jake ain't my man
Puttin' my money on my magic-I-an
And Tra keeps saying my rhymes be whack
When we all know that she is just talkin' smack.
Wishing your housemate all the best
But in the end Law-dog will beat him like all the rest!
DJ CM OUT!! :thumbsup:
 
I don't want to be that one asshole that speculates on a person's sexuality but.

I legitimately thought Jake being gay was not even in question like Jason, but then I was all "whoops! Silly me! That's what I get for giving any credit to stereotypes!"

But then tonight, he seemed REALLY uncomfortable with the whole Skye thing. Fair enough, but you'd think someone who probably took their advice from Tim would be dying for that kind of ~controversy.


Am I alone, here? Did anyone else get this vibe?

Don't worry, I completely agree with you on everything you said... and I'm gay myself.
 
It should be a rule that every one who posts in this thread should do so as a rap.

Umm.. turn a tap..

..take a nap...

..this is crap...

Funny-twerk-raven_large.gif


When it comes to Jake
Both sexes partake
Make no mistake
We get it on till ya ache
We do some rappin'
Gays balls be slappin'
Girls start some strapping
Their pink bits flappin
They feel the vibration
The verbal translation
Mass gyration
Genital elation
Jake is a sexation
That's ma summation

Word![DOUBLEPOST=1410849668][/DOUBLEPOST]
As for bein gay, yo I cant say
But wen dat fina ass Skye mack on him he say HEY
She be poplar, fool, don you see
She da way ta airtime
An da ass cum fo free.

Huh.

Are you looking for work?

Because I have a position vacant as 2IC to the Jake Fan Club.
 
When it comes to Jake
Both sexes partake
Make no mistake
We get it on till ya ache
We do some rappin'
Gays balls be slappin'
Girls start some strapping
Their pink bits flappin
They feel the vibration
The verbal translation
Mass gyration
Genital elation
Jake is a sexation
That's ma summation

nnnnn SCREAMING

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