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Jake BB14 Winner Fo Sho!

Trala said:
Are you looking for work?

Because I have a position vacant as 2IC to the Jake Fan Club.
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Not ready to commit to the speccy lil tyke
cause ev'ry now an den the fool whips outta mike
D' bugger make me cringe wid da way he flow
But all d'other boys in dat house = HELL NO!
Cept maybe magician, don min' him, he be cool
But fuck da boofy boys and dat lil bearded fool.
So Jake, he got 'is shot, he got 'is chance, lez see
If he da boy ta be the fav'rite of youse an' me.
 
Now, I don wanna criticize, man I don wanna whinge,
But ev'rey time dat white boy grab the mike I wanna cringe.
Coz da boy aint got no rhythm and da boy aint got no rhyme
An rappin bout da man upstairs I say should be a crime.
An he got the fly girl Skye man an dat girl she wanna play
But our white boy Jason Priestley man he pushin her away
An he worried bout the game so much dis white boy cannot see
That the flyest ass der in da house is sayin 'rap w me!'
Coz dis girl she got da public's love, an she sayin boy be mine
And da showmance mutha fucker is da key to de airtime.

Huh.

Hit dat ass, white boy.
 
Winterbourne said:
Now, I don wanna criticize, man I don wanna whinge,
But ev'rey time dat white boy grab the mike I wanna cringe.
Coz da boy aint got no rhythm and da boy aint got no rhyme
An rappin bout da man upstairs I say should be a crime.
An he got the fly girl Skye man an dat girl she wanna play
But our white boy Jason Priestley man he pushin her away
An he worried bout the game so much dis white boy cannot see
That the flyest ass der in da house is sayin 'rap w me!'
Coz dis girl she got da public's love, an she sayin boy be mine
And da showmance mutha fucker is da key to de airtime.

Huh.

Hit dat ass, white boy.
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Ha ha
 
Yo!
That Skye she be so fly
Don't let her slip by
As you know in bro house
Without the showmance it's bye bye!!

As we all know
It ain't a game of stix
From outside the box the boy likes dix
Kiss yo gal or you'll get nicked!

It's not a question of sexuality
More of a happy family
If you wanna win boy
Then get outta ya Cam-ry
 
Trala said:
Oh my God!

I think I am actually liking this guy!
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Yes! Go Jake! I was so afraid that Jake would be evicted because of Gemma, but thankfully only one for each pair will be evicted! Whoooop.
 
Gemma is his partner
The bitch be larger
She is a trouble starter
Then she acts like a martyr
Coz she thinks she so much smarter
Soon it will be her departure
And it will be Hakuna Matata

Word.

#Jake4life
 
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