Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

[Mr Stickyfingers]

SHE!!!... is the one who drove me to drink in the first place... my life is in tatters HOW can I go on living - knowing that the rest of humanity is being led to their doom by the lil evil witch/bitch - bitch/witch with her stuffed toy and her pink knickers?

'Ashleighites' ???? Blasphemy I say!!! You, uncle Sticky, as a former worshipper of Helen, the true light of this world, who has strayed into the murky morass of the chaos-world of Ashleigh, will be punished most severely as you have committed apostasy which, as you are well aware, is punishable by death. Rocks will be thrown and your head will be cut off...
...there is still time, in our benign religion, those who have erred will not be punished... but instead brainwashed back into reality ... come back Brother

Helenites UNITE !!!

...... hahaha!... geez you crack me up Dystopia... you really do!... funny funny funny...

Ashleighites UNITE!!!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I think that if Helen slashed Ashleigh's throat with a serrated kitchen knife and she bled to death live on air then Big Brother would possibly take Helen's pass off her and maybe even give Helen her 17th warning... that would be a bit harsh on poor Helen though methinks... cheers.

 

[nutmeg]

Wikipedia says next Friday. There's still 8 in the house right?
So double eviction tomorrow leaves 6. How many make it to final?

I think usually five, but this year, who knows?!?

I'm in Europe, and watching videos as they go up on the site.

Helen is certainly speaking in all caps. Christopher stands his ground. Mark sits, like Salacious Crumb, at Helen's side as she reverts to form. Talk about 'always in the right.'

Ashleigh and Christopher hate Helen. Pav looks like he is going Jale. Chris doesn't come out squeaky clean... Icky stuff.

The power of money.

I assume you are in the Czech Republic. Can you access clips from the official site? I always assumed it was just from the UK.

Wow. After that vomit task, Christopher deserves to win this season 100%. He didn't even get the acknowledgment from the others he deserved for doing that. None of them could do it for any longer than even 3 seconds but Christopher pulled through for the team. That was so honourable, to be honest.

Also, Chris was so right about the fact that "money makes good people go bad". In particular, Ash showed his true personality from the minute that money power task was revealed. Absolutely selfish and I wish he was up for nomination this week so he can go. Plus, he was SO angry when Chris, Christopher and Mark used up the money on seeing their families. Did you all see his face? Disgusting.

Speaking of, I was actually surprised BB didn't take the opportunity to have Helen be involved in that task and have her son in the room with her. Until I realized that the three people they chose are all up for nomination... and that they gave Mark two family members, not just one like Chris and Christopher were given. So clearly the producers are still trying to do some last minute saving before the eviction. And obviously not for Pav.

I thought that about Ash too. I reckon he is skint and really needs the money, so once he thought he was going to get his hands on some money, he's dirty on HMs wasting it (he should have tried harder in the vomit task then, especially as he was the one saying this is BB, you have to have a go, which coming after his I can't be arsed comment is a bit rich). In fact, I thought that the three most skint HMs were the ones who said they'd take the money. Ash and Chris have transient work while Mark doesn't appear to have any career at all except for going on RTV. Whereas unless I've forgotten something, the others have careers or parents to return to.

I think those HMs selected to see family friends were the ones who missed out on letters from home, rather than being the nominees. In previous years, they always have some HMs initially miss out on letters, but they usually get given a task down the track to win them back, they just upped the ante this year.

...as far as I'm concerned... I think that BBUK must have realised that they did wrong by Chris and may even be a tad bit worried that he may take that action of theirs further once he is out of the house... I would love to see him take it further and shake them up with a lawsuit for besmirching his character... even if he sued them just for a formal public apology... it may even shake them up enough not to do that to a housemate again in future series (if there are any)... cheers.

I don't actually know, but I assume that HMs have to sign watertight contracts before being allowed to enter the house, nulling their right to sue.

Why on earth did they give her a tribute - she's only been there five minutes!

Well, four years and five minutes, lol. Ok, it's no Davina stint.

I like it when shows acknowledge their milestones, and Emma does a difficult job reasonably well so I'm glad she got a pat on the back (although it feeds into my concern that they aren't doing BB next year, so they are thinking congratulate yourselves while you still can).

 

[nutmeg]

...I think that if Helen slashed Ashleigh's throat with a serrated kitchen knife and she bled to death live on air then Big Brother would possibly take Helen's pass off her and maybe even give Helen her 17th warning... that would be a bit harsh on poor Helen though methinks... cheers.

Bwahahaha. or maybe she'd get a strike (something that has happened in previous seasons, but is equally as meaningless as a warning ... or are strikes an Aussie thing, I forget).

 

[nutmeg]

Christopher is becoming a worthy winner. Chris has made some excellent DR observations, but Christopher is now making great points directly to people's faces, and under the duress of an argument.

 

[Winterbourne]

I cannot see the official site directly, but have beenwatching the vids on British forums, the same way people post them on here during Australian BB. Maybe everyone can watch them here

 

[Winterbourne]

That worked.Here, have some spoilers. Mods, if this is not okay just tell me.

 

[Mercy]

One of the greatest eviction results EVER?

Because I really do think so and I am so fucking pleased.

Spoiler: Outcome

Not only are we finally rid of the exhausting Mark before finale, but the last minute campaign over twitter and facebook to #getwinstonout actually worked. I thought it could, but didn't actually think it would! I'm so pleased! Getting Winston out of the house has prevented an undeserving winner. The only real contenders for the crown now are Ashleigh, Christopher and Chris. Helen could still win if she picks up Mark and Winston's votes, but I cannot see it happening because she's a bitch.

Just kicking myself that I was going to place a bet when I picked up on the campaign to get him out and didn't - did you see the odds they had for him?

 

[RenThraysk]

One of the greatest eviction results EVER?

Because I really do think so and I am so fucking pleased.

Spoiler: Outcome

Not only are we finally rid of the exhausting Mark before finale, but the last minute campaign over twitter and facebook to #getwinstonout actually worked. I thought it could, but didn't actually think it would! I'm so pleased! Getting Winston out of the house has prevented an undeserving winner. The only real contenders for the crown now are Ashleigh, Christopher and Chris. Helen could still win if she picks up Mark and Winston's votes, but I cannot see it happening because she's a bitch.

Just kicking myself that I was going to place a bet when I picked up on the campaign to get him out and didn't - did you see the odds they had for him?

Hahah

Spoiler: Outcome

It was great. That one lone voice from the crowd shouting "Get Winston out!" a couple of times, and Helen & Ash laughing over it. Helen even rolling around on the sofa. Not even considering for one moment it could happen. And then boom! to in two seconds.

 

[crimmy]

still watching the eviction ep but surely this has to go down as one of Mark's best

"the veins are sticking out of his neck - he looked like a seagull taking a shit ..."

Well Mark - I've never really closely observed a seagull in that exact moment when it does BUT given that they seem to do it with regular monotony AND can do so with seemingly great accuracy whilst flying at great heights ... and don't even start me on the consistency and relative ease of passing it ... too early in the day you think? sorry ... just had to share

 

[the Theorist]

Oh my GOD!

I... I can't believe what just happened.

Okay.

Um.

So, I don't know how it happened and surely there are gonna be conspiracy theories about it but that second eviction...omfg...as shocked as I think we all are about it, this has got to be the BEST thing to happen to this series since the start!

I actually have no clue at all how it even happened but I am so excited. Not gonna lie, the last few days in particular, and especially during this episode pre-eviction announcement, I was getting really really annoyed about this season. Not only is that house disgustingly nasty and beyond anything I have ever seen on Big Brother before, but the end result of Winston winning was inevitable. Honestly, it was infuriating me because he was a perfect example of a "potplant BB winner". He definitely was going to win, despite the fact that he has given nothing to the house and was going to win solely for the fact that he is (apparently) hot.

But that eviction... wow, man... this just has just thrown the entire show into an all new ballpark! I cannot believe it happened! But I am bloody EXCITED about it! This means ANY of them could win it now...

Wow...

(P.S. Good on Emma for grilling Mark in that interview. He was squirming!)

But yeah... wow... the dynamic of the house is going to change drastically this week... this may just redeem the entire season tbh!

 

[Mercy]

Hahah

Spoiler: Outcome

It was great. That one lone voice from the crowd shouting "Get Winston out!" a couple of times, and Helen & Ash laughing over it. Helen even rolling around on the sofa. Not even considering for one moment it could happen. And then boom! to in two seconds.

Spoiler: Outcome

I loved that so much. I'm reminded of Kathreya's eviction when she pleaded for Big Brother to not take anymore of her "fwends" away before getting booted herself - she was so convinced she would win that the thought didn't even cross her mind that she could leave. Some of the reactions to Winston going are hilarious - "The big characters always get the boot!", as if flexing your muscles and smiling gormlessly 24/7 somehow makes you entertaining. Being an obnoxious loud person doesn't give you character, it's usually a mask for your lack of. That's why I loved Chris' fantastic response to Steven's patronizing "the people who do nothing usually make it to the end" comment a few weeks ago (loving how upset Steven is getting over twitter too - anymore bruising to that narcissistic sociopath's fragile little ego and he might totally self destruct. He is not liking the way reality keeps interfering with all the delusions he's conjured up to convince himself people don't hate him and that he's actually universally loved and adored. Ugh, I absolutely detest Steven - my most loathed housemate of all this year, right next to Pauline.)

I'll concede that Winston was generally a decent guy, and he deserves to be in the finale more than Ash or Helen, but he was not a worthy winner and removing him before giving people the chance to vote for him to win was a smart move.

 

[RenThraysk]

Spoiler: Outcome

I loved that so much. I'm reminded of Kathreya's eviction when she pleaded for Big Brother to not take anymore of her "fwends" away before getting booted herself - she was so convinced she would win that the thought didn't even cross her mind that she could leave. Some of the reactions to Winston going are hilarious - "The big characters always get the boot!", as if flexing your muscles and smiling gormlessly 24/7 somehow makes you entertaining. Being an obnoxious loud person doesn't give you character, it's usually a mask for your lack of. That's why I loved Chris' fantastic response to Steven's patronizing "the people who do nothing usually make it to the end" comment a few weeks ago (loving how upset Steven is getting over twitter too - anymore bruising to that narcissistic sociopath's fragile little ego and he might totally self destruct. He is not liking the way reality keeps interfering with all the delusions he's conjured up to convince himself people don't hate him and that he's actually universally loved and adored. Ugh, I absolutely detest Steven - my most loathed housemate of all this year, right next to Pauline.)

I'll concede that Winston was generally a decent guy, and he deserves to be in the finale more than Ash or Helen, but he was not a worthy winner and removing him before giving people the chance to vote for him to win was a smart move.

They were definitely more hysterical at Kat's shock eviction...

 

[crimmy]

Hahah

Spoiler: Outcome

It was great. That one lone voice from the crowd shouting "Get Winston out!" a couple of times, and Helen & Ash laughing over it. Helen even rolling around on the sofa. Not even considering for one moment it could happen. And then boom! to in two seconds.

Spoiler: reaction

totally agree - shocked but really happy he was riding along right through out the show AND its great because Mark who 1. was more worried about his fkn makeup than saying a nice goodbye to Christopher who he'd left last to say goodbye to AND 2. was upset it was a double because he'd have to share the limelight - and now has to share it with a guy who was very popular whilst he wasn't ... BEST OUTCOME EVER (apart from removing Helens pass and taking her out!!

 

[timmy]

Spoiler: reaction

That was perfect, if unexpected. I particularly loved that moment just prior to Winston's eviction where Emma names them all, and he gets a big cheer from the crowd, and he grins like an idiot as his brain cell says "dooooooh! I've got this in the bag!!!" It will make the final week more interesting now that he is out of the running. I really feared a predictable "cutedoofus" win for him so it's kind of wide open now. Excellent.

 

[crimmy]

and they've 'wasted' 5 mins of BOTS for Zoe- Buckett-from-Pop-Idol to sing ... why not show us some more clips of relevant people from inside the house rather than someone votes out weeks ago?

 

[the Theorist]

Hahah

Spoiler: Outcome

It was great. That one lone voice from the crowd shouting "Get Winston out!" a couple of times, and Helen & Ash laughing over it. Helen even rolling around on the sofa. Not even considering for one moment it could happen. And then boom! to in two seconds.

That was the BEST!

 

[dryyden]

Spoiler: reaction to second eviction

Hahaha oh my god I didn't see that coming at all. I am so here for Helen's reaction though.

It's kind of strange though, I was going to compare it to the Ben of BBAU 2013 thing where everyone just thinks he's safe so doesn't bother to vote, but then I remembered it was vote to evict... (whoops ) so that rules that out. Guess we can't exactly judge based on their public reactions.

Glad though, Winston would be such an underserving winner.

 

[Winterbourne]

Ooh, and now the power has shifted.

Team Evil have been wittered away, the Jedi Council now outnumber the evil queen and her minion (singular, because Pav has just seen what friendship with Helen brings, and will be drifting away.)

Wow. Perfect eviction result. Perfect. From the grilling the first one received, to the confidence inducing cheers for the second, to the shock of seeing the result of an effective twitter and facebook campaign - which has only been running a few days.... Oh, deeply satisfying Big Brother. Having watched that woman, and Pauline, assume control and then make Jale and Christophieger suffer, and then continue the reign, based on fear, but being undercut, slowly, by Ashleigh and her counsellor Chris... Wonderful.

The two queens stand ready to fight. Last week, Helen was the queen - Ashleigh voted, not for Mark or Ash or Winston, but for Pav and Christopher. That was appeasement, the price of living under Pax Helene. 'It would not be wurth the fookin trauma of hearin it if I nominate Helen friends,' and this was probably not even a conscious thought - but Ashleigh nominated in a way that would please Helen.

Now, though, like Robert the Bruce, Ashleigh needs to accept that she is the queen - monarch, actually, because Booby the Bruce was not a queen, IIRC - and that the public clearly see it as Chris and her do. That they have been forced to endure unacceptable behaviour at the hands of... of who? Who does she think she is talking to? A nasty Pommy hooker with a vicious streak who feels always i the right, always in the right.

Pav, you have your shot, mate, 8 Mile style. Do not miss your chance, or just fluff the finish. It is clear that Ashleigh and her Chris-es hold the pwoer now.

Will Helen go gentle into that good night? Will she fook. Her face as she sat listening to Christopher rabbit on at the end of the eviction sho was priceless... I have to just listen to this twat now... They can't accept who has gone, because accepting it means accepting that he was voted out for the same reason that Tamara was. But I don't know that she could yeild to Ashleigh's victory... and if she does, then her defeat is ultimate. Ironically, if Helen starts behaving well, then she has lost, because it means she has acknowledged that Ashleigh and Christopher have been right, and that there is something wrong with the way she has been behaving.

Ooh, excited about big brother again.

 

[Winterbourne]

Oh, and for Live Feed videos, go to the Daily Motion site, user bbuk99. Googling 'daily motion bbuk99' should do it.

Little treat, here.