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Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

Bianca is horrible. It's women like her that give the rest of us a bad name. She was not in the house for more than an hour before she was asking Winston if she could "ride his cock" I hope that she goes on Friday. Oh and it's a bit rich of her to be blabbing about Danielle.

OK I'm going to say something that may shock a few of you good people that read this thread, but Danielle is my favourite female. She has the best DR sessions from her saying "that was my fish" to having a go a BB for airing Ashley's DR and claiming redemption for the blue to, then sinking along with her teams raft. She may be a lying about her life outside the house, but I don't really care about that anymore.
 
;)Emma Willis, she who is on autopilot, has once more been upstaged by an evictee.

Marlon I found composed and relaxed during the post-eviction interview. He appeared at ease and this seemed to throw Emma off course once again. Note: Marlon didn't even attempt to bag any of his former HMs.
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...yeah... I agree with you... Emma really does try to ask the scripted questions doesn't she?... Marlon was composed wasn't he?... even when the rattlesnake Toya kept kicking into him... she made herself look like a sad and bitter bitch that is desperately clinging to her 15 minutes of fame at all costs... she's as sad sack of shit as Tamara is in asking BB to let her go back into the house to 'get Danielle'...

...BB don't have Tamara on the Bots show anymore because she's old news... they don't have Pauline on anymore because she's older news... I can only hope that Toya is the next one to be shunned by them... I really cannot stand watching her when she's pouting her lips and wiggling her head while saying shit like... "don't mess with the Toya honey!"... type of statements... I just want to punch my computer screen when she does that kind of shit!...

...Toya's bagging the shit out of Marlon but she obviously conveniently forgets that she was out a lot sooner than him... as it was well pointed out to her by Marlon in this round of conversation... Rylan asked them both if there was anything that they would like to say to each other...

TOYA:..."I've got nothing to say"...

RYLAN:... "why not?"

TOYA:... "because I mean what can I say?... he pressed the button... my thing is... you should've just owned it..."...

MARLON:... "Matt... next!..."...

TOYA:... "he has... he has to get his 5 minutes... he's wearing slippers"...

MARLON:... "she's not relevant... she's not relevant!... she's not relevant!...

TOYA:... "what did you actually bring to the house?"...

MARLON:... "how long did you come out (of the house) ago?... (points his finger towards Matt and Jale)... one... two... three?... Matt's turn... what was your question?"...

...(that was pure magic right there folks!)... lol!... and when he cut her off by saying... "Matt next..."... brilliant Marlon!... absolutely brilliant!!!... he actually asked Rylan as to why Toya was even on the show when he kept saying... "she's not relevant... she's not relevant!"... hahahahahaha!!!!!...

...I must say too that I loved Matt's time on the show today... both Marlon and Matt should've shown more of these sides to themselves while in the house and they may have been in there a little longer!...

...I sooooo love Jale's lack of resentment towards Marlon... telling him that she had no problem with him having done what he did in pressing the button... what a woman!!!!!... (keep still my beating heart!)... lol!...

...and that dumb-assed audience member that was carrying on like a pork chop saying all the shit that he was... he was trying to stay in the limelight for as long as possible when he kept prattling on... Marlon tried to respond and just gave up in the end... what a fuckwit that guy was... seriously... why do they allow the audience members to even speak?...

...I liked Marlon more in this show than all of his time in the house... weird eh?... cheers.
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Excellently observed Mr. Sticky, how cool was Marlon when he deflated the bitch Toya, that was my highlight. At the beginning, when I saw the panel, I almost switched off just not wanting to see Toya ant Matthew bag Helen - AGAIN. I am really sick of it. True to script, the bitch Toya didn't disappoint, neither did Matthew. How is he a specialist on the BB house anyway? Grow a spine you loser or let your GF teach you how to think independantly.

Oh, btw, the rumours have it Mrs. Sticky is filing for divorce... courtesy to an 'unhealthy' infatuation of Mr. Sticky for one former HM by the name of Jale... I hope you made her sign a pre-nup. ;)
 
Inigo Montoya said:
Bianca is horrible. It's women like her that give the rest of us a bad name. She was not in the house for more than an hour before she was asking Winston if she could "ride his cock" I hope that she goes on Friday. Oh and it's a bit rich of her to be blabbing about Danielle.

OK I'm going to say something that may shock a few of you good people that read this thread, but Danielle is my favourite female. She has the best DR sessions from her saying "that was my fish" to having a go at BB for airing Ashley's DR and claiming redemption for the blue team, then sinking along with her teams raft. She may be a lying about her life outside the house, but I don't really care about that anymore.
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OH fuck me there is a few mistakes in that post.
 
Consuela said:
Hopefully your love for Danielle was one of them.

:kiss:
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HAHA.....

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It is not.
 
Yuame said:
I hate how they basically reshowed everything from the previous night...wasted quite a lot of time.
I hate how Steven is trying to manipulate, control and try to tell Pav how things are. I loved Pav putting him in his place regarding his thoughts.

BIANNCA is awesome! Love her!

I don't think this armageddon week will actually drastically change anything I think it will actually unite the house more.
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...yeah that shits me too... we don't need to see so much of recaps of the day before... it does waste precious airing time of the rest of it... ugh!... don't get me started on Steven... as I said in my post above... (to quote myself)...

...if I were them I would evict Steven because he will be the one that will immediately start plotting against them because of his insecurities and he would be feeling that his role as (in his mind) the alpha male may be in jeopardy with the arrival of any new housemates at all... they would all know that he is the biggest girl in the house so yeah!... they should pick him for sure...
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...I would soooo love for them to evict Steve... I really would!... if Pav is a student of psychology then he should manipulate the other two to go with it... if he really thinks that he is going to win BBUK then he needs to get rid of the biggest thinker and plotter in the house to make his job a lot easier...

...I can only see Zoe lasting a couple of weeks longer than Pav and Biannca... the other housemates will use them as cannon fodder to save themselves over the next 2-3 weeks methinks...

...I can't agree with you about Biannca though... I can't stand her... she won't last long I doubt... I agree with Lindsay when she said...

Lindsay1973 said:
OMG I cannot stand that Bianca..I mean seriously she was in there 5 minutes and totally crude she makes Helen look like Mother Theresa...Hmm maybe that was the whole point.
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...you may be onto something there Lindsay because Emma on BOTS tonight pointed out to Judy James... (the resident body language expert)... that Helen has changed a lot since the first day that she entered the house... that she has done a massive turnaround and that as seen on tonight's show that she is actually now 'quite nice'...

...to me this seems to indicate that both Emma and Big brother is strongly pushing the 'Helen was evil but is now a changed woman who came into the house to beat her demons and has finally seen the light in regards to her past indiscretions and has completely redeemed herself and has found that salvation because of her stay in the Big Brother house and therefore should win Big Brother' type of storyline now... she would perfectly cap off Big Brother's year if she actually won it because of the public actually voting her in as the winner... imagine just how much they could milk it publicity wise?...

...getting back to Steve... when Pav did put him in his place as you stated Yuame I'm hoping that it has sparked Pav onto a mission to get him evicted now... the other two don't look like they've said tickyboo to him so far... perhaps this may sway them into voting him out too?... I can only hope I guess?... cheers.
 
Inigo Montoya said:
RIP me? or Danielle? Because I fear that these new idiots will evict her, hopefully BB rigs it so whoever is evicted goes to a secret room and gets to watch the house for a week or so.
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Princess Royal Bianca already has Danielle in her sights, probably because Danielle is more respectable than the ICONIC Bianca, who is little more than a walking clitoris with a shit wig at this point.

I don't find Danielle particularly likeable, however. I'm sure Queen AshSlay only tolerates her because she is the lesser of the other evils in the house.

Oh and KIM. What a MISSED OPPORTUNITY. I thought she was cold, calculating and cunning, turns out she's just vapid, mute and acting like a battered housewife.
 
I like Biannca, she is wysiwyg.. a bit horny, so what? She's probably just putting it on... stagefright and that. Whether she does it with Winston on the rubble or not... she'll be entertaining to watch.

Zoe I don't like... devious and scheming. Nuff said.

Pav? OMG - what a lost puppy. Studying psychology? He should stop lest he gets psychologically scarred for the rest of his life. I think it's in the second semester when they teach that running around with a ceremonial dagger in your pocket is the characteristic of an irrational freak. Go home to mummy.

HELENITES UNITE !!!!
 
Dystopia said:
Oh, btw, the rumours have it Mrs. Sticky is filing for divorce... courtesy to an 'unhealthy' infatuation of Mr. Sticky for one former HM by the name of Jale... I hope you made her sign a pre-nup. ;)
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...hahahaha!... nah!... she's re-thought her rather rash decision... she knows that Jale is in a class waaaaaay above my playing field... she knows that I don't stand a chance lol!:arghh:... anyhow... a little bit of sweet-talk on my part and she was all over me like a rash again... even after us having been together for 35 years I've still got it!!!!!;)...:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:... cheers.
 
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