Big Brother UK season 15 - SPOILERS

[the Theorist]

Okay wow!

So I HATE Pav already. What an arrogant, over-confident prick.

I'm so relieved to hear that one of the three newbies will also be evicted this week because I'm pretty sure it'll end up being Pav - thank goodness.

I am really really really scared about the regular eviction though. I have a very strong suspicion that they'll pick a "favourite" to leave, especially if Pav has any influence over the two girls. Kinda worried about it now. It'll be interesting to watch but.

 

[MADONNA]

Pav is horrendous, I stopped paying attention at "I'm a psychology student". Lol, gurl bye.

Zoe looks overbearing a little psychotic when she smiles.

The Slut™ is LIFE GIVING.

 

[Lindsay1973]

Don't like any of them so far

 

[Dystopia]

Phew, I'd better stop now or I might become an obsessive person, like Steven.

It appears that boat has sailed.... hahaha, jk.

You've done a brilliant job, are you on holidays ?

"If anyone has any guesses about what all this info means, please let us know." ... --- May I recommend one Emma Willis... she is really bright.

 

[Dystopia]

...hahaha!... I never thought of that Lindsay!... funny as... I so hated Ed... but I do hate Steven even more!!!!... even more than Helen!!!! ... (no Dystopia... I'm not changing into a Helenite)... lol!... cheers.

Damn you Sir, I was so about to tell you that you can only hate so much and then you had to squeeze in the goddess Helen.
...but, I am patient and wise - you will see the light yet!

 

[Dystopia]

what they say they are before they go in is not who or what they are once they are in. there will be more to them than a stripper, popstar, and a Sikh. trying to think of opposites, and all i can come up with are 2 ex nuns and a mad monk

This first sentence sounds like "The worst country song ever" some would say, funny. "The 2 ex nuns and Rasputin" is profound... Thanks

[don't know how to do this formatting stuff sorry... any free lessons someone?]

 

[Dystopia]

Jesus Mark is the chosen one, wouldn't the producers be unhappy if the three newbies elect to evict Mark.

Well, here is the truth - thank you. A circus monkey to win BBUK is just wrong. Whatever the three newbies decide won't affect the script. Everything can be fixed - the lil monkey will be safe.

Helenites UNITE !!!

 

[Dystopia]

I will be talking my clothes off.

I will be getting drunk.

I will be having sex in the house.

Do we have a NEW QUEEN?!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I loveeeeeee the new housemates!!

...I'm still sulking about the new housemates and can't comment about them (joke)... the stripper needs to go... she is horrid!... not a very good looker unfortunately for her... if she has gone into there as some sort of sex siren then I don't believe that she will score well with any of the guys in there at all... she has god awful teeth the poor thing... (such a massive overbite and possibly buck teeth from what I can see)...



...she has gone in there to shock and seduce... (she probably has Winston or even Ash inher sights from what I can see)... she may achieve the first goal of shocking people inside and outside the house but I seriously doubt that she will get laid in there... I don't think even Winston is that hard up to 'do it' with her...

I hope they choose Mark to evict. yes I said it.

...hahaha!... I wouldn't be upset at all if he goes to be completely honest with you... so I'm with you on this Yuame...

Im predicting outrage on Friday. I have a feeling they will pick either Chris or Christopher. I hate that this will be the second time we don't have a say in who goes.

...if I were them I would evict Steven because he will be the one that will immediately start plotting against them because of his insecurities and he would be feeling that his role as (in his mind) the alpha male may be in jeopardy with the arrival of any new housemates at all... they would all know that he is the biggest girl in the house so yeah!... they should pick him for sure...

Jesus Mark is the chosen one, wouldn't the producers be unhappy if the three newbies elect to evict Mark.

...lol!... they would be spitting chunks if that happens!... that wouldn't fit into their game plan of having Mark and Winston in the Final... I would love to see it happen because it would teach the producers not to take the vote out of the public's choice of evictee... if it does happen then they have really shot themselves in the foot haven't they?... cheers.

 

[Dystopia]

Emma Willis, she who is on autopilot, has once more been upstaged by an evictee.

Marlon I found composed and relaxed during the post-eviction interview. He appeared at ease and this seemed to throw Emma off course once again. Note: Marlon didn't even attempt to bag any of his former HMs.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Don't like any of them so far

...I'm just not liking Zoe and Pav so far but I am hating the stripper...

If Chris goes I will not be happy!
You would think that these new HMs would take out some of the bigger competition like Mark or Winston, but they probably won't in fear of pissing off the public.

I have to say i had a little bit of a panic attack when I went to watch the latest episode on BBCounchpotatos, the image on the video showed a man wearing brown talking to Emma, I quickly looked away and pressed play, then I saw that Chris was wearing a brown jacket and thought he was the one to be evicted. Luckily it was Marlon in a brown snuggie that was talking to Emma. All is good in the world.... At least till Friday when these new idiots VOTE OUT SOMEBODY! It's fucking bullshit I tell ya.

...if Chris goes I'll probably will slowly ween myself off the show... I will be truly gutted... I couldn't hack it when my sweet darling Jale went but if Chris goes...

Pav is horrendous, I stopped paying attention at "I'm a psychology student". Lol, gurl bye.

Zoe looks overbearing a little psychotic when she smiles.

The Slut™ is LIFE GIVING.

...yeah I heard that too and thought... 'fuckwit!...

Damn you Sir, I was so about to tell you that you can only hate so much and then you had to squeeze in the goddess Helen.
...but, I am patient and wise - you will see the light yet!

...hahahahahaha!... ^^^^^^^^... you crack me up Dystopia... you really do!

 

[Mercy]

I don't like this Armageddon week at all. Not one bit. Dare I say that this is the worst twist I have ever seen attempted in any international series of Big Brother yet.

It's not the first time that the producers have blatantly attempted to influence an eviction result, but in all previous cases at least it was the public who was given the final say. There was always enough left to chance for them to still be able to claim that the public decides on who goes. For the first time I can recall, the public have no say in who gets the boot whatsoever - no public nominations, no public evictions. The producers can actually influence and decide on eviction results without having to care about what way the public vote will go. I don't like Marlon, and am not upset he's gone, but that is not the point - it could have easily been a housemate I do like. Marlon should have been given a fair eviction with some semblance of a public vote and I am disgusted that he wasn't. Would they have gone through with the actual eviction had it been their favourite Mark who received the most nominations? Surely not, judging from Emma's transparent show of favoritism for him during Marlon's eviction interview and the fact the nominations were done the day before, giving them time to prepare a new plan if one of their favourites had somehow received the most votes. As of now, there is no footage of the nominations. I don't doubt the nominations were legit, but this sets a worrying precedent for future Big Brothers. Who is to say that the producers can't just fake nominations and evict whichever housemate they please? Right now I can't see any proof that they haven't. The Australian version is known to borrow heavily from BBUK, and I am not going to stand for such blatant disregard for the public, especially if it starts showing up in our local version.

It's bad enough to have one eviction independent of the public, but now they're actually daring for another? They even have the gall to delude the public into thinking they still have some sort of say by offering up this patronising vote on the new housemates. It should be the housemates evicting one of the newbies, and the public evicting one of the originals, not the other way around - but I suppose that's just not shocking enough. What a fucking farce this show has become. They should have just called it "Armagimmick Week". Fuck this bullshit. I guarantee you that they'll still be saying "Who goes? You decide!" this week when they show the voting numbers for the newbies. How they'll be able to do it with a straight face, I have no idea. This isn't a brilliant twist and it makes me so mad to see Emma and Rylan lavishing such praise over it - Emma is supposed to be a Big Brother nut, but obviously not if she actually thinks what she is presenting is in any way, shape or form Big Brother. If this twist sees any of my favourites Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher or Danielle booted, I'm going to be seething. I have an awful feeling the newbies have been given the instruction to boot out somebody like Christopher or Chris, who seem to always be unfairly portrayed as boring on BOTS. Hopefully these awful new housemates find it hard to choose who to evict, and just go for who they think would have been evicted in an all up public vote - Steven.

Beyond disgusted at the farce this show has devolved into. It had shown such promise too...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Emma Willis, she who is on autopilot, has once more been upstaged by an evictee.

Marlon I found composed and relaxed during the post-eviction interview. He appeared at ease and this seemed to throw Emma off course once again. Note: Marlon didn't even attempt to bag any of his former HMs.

...yeah... I agree with you... Emma really does try to ask the scripted questions doesn't she?... Marlon was composed wasn't he?... even when the rattlesnake Toya kept kicking into him... she made herself look like a sad and bitter bitch that is desperately clinging to her 15 minutes of fame at all costs... she's as sad sack of shit as Tamara is in asking BB to let her go back into the house to 'get Danielle'...

...BB don't have Tamara on the Bots show anymore because she's old news... they don't have Pauline on anymore because she's older news... I can only hope that Toya is the next one to be shunned by them... I really cannot stand watching her when she's pouting her lips and wiggling her head while saying shit like... "don't mess with the Toya honey!"... type of statements... I just want to punch my computer screen when she does that kind of shit!...

...Toya's bagging the shit out of Marlon but she obviously conveniently forgets that she was out a lot sooner than him... as it was well pointed out to her by Marlon in this round of conversation... Rylan asked them both if there was anything that they would like to say to each other...

TOYA:..."I've got nothing to say"...

RYLAN:... "why not?"

TOYA:... "because I mean what can I say?... he pressed the button... my thing is... you should've just owned it..."...

MARLON:... "Matt... next!..."...

TOYA:... "he has... he has to get his 5 minutes... he's wearing slippers"...

MARLON:... "she's not relevant... she's not relevant!... she's not relevant!...

TOYA:... "what did you actually bring to the house?"...

MARLON:... "how long did you come out (of the house) ago?... (points his finger towards Matt and Jale)... one... two... three?... Matt's turn... what was your question?"...

...(that was pure magic right there folks!)... lol!... and when he cut her off by saying... "Matt next..."... brilliant Marlon!... absolutely brilliant!!!... he actually asked Rylan as to why Toya was even on the show when he kept saying... "she's not relevant... she's not relevant!"... hahahahahaha!!!!!...

...I must say too that I loved Matt's time on the show today... both Marlon and Matt should've shown more of these sides to themselves while in the house and they may have been in there a little longer!...

...I sooooo love Jale's lack of resentment towards Marlon... telling him that she had no problem with him having done what he did in pressing the button... what a woman!!!!!... (keep still my beating heart!)... lol!...

...and that dumb-assed audience member that was carrying on like a pork chop saying all the shit that he was... he was trying to stay in the limelight for as long as possible when he kept prattling on... Marlon tried to respond and just gave up in the end... what a fuckwit that guy was... seriously... why do they allow the audience members to even speak?...

...I liked Marlon more in this show than all of his time in the house... weird eh?... cheers.

 

[Lindsay1973]

...yeah... I agree with you... Emma really does try to ask the scripted questions doesn't she?... Marlon was composed wasn't he?... even when the rattlesnake Toya kept kicking into him... she made herself look like a sad and bitter bitch that is desperately clinging to her 15 minutes of fame at all costs... she's as sad sack of shit as Tamara is in asking BB to let her go back into the house to 'get Danielle'...

...BB don't have Tamara on the Bots show anymore because she's old news... they don't have Pauline on anymore because she's older news... I can only hope that Toya is the next one to be shunned by them... I really cannot stand watching her when she's pouting her lips and wiggling her head while saying shit like... "don't mess with the Toya honey!"... type of statements... I just want to punch my computer screen when she does that kind of shit!...

...Toya's bagging the shit out of Marlon but she obviously conveniently forgets that she was out a lot sooner than him... as it was well pointed out to her by Marlon in this round of conversation... Rylan asked them both if there was anything that they would like to say to each other...

TOYA:..."I've got nothing to say"...

RYLAN:... "why not?"

TOYA:... "because I mean what can I say?... he pressed the button... my thing is... you should've just owned it..."...

MARLON:... "Matt... next!..."...

TOYA:... "he has... he has to get his 5 minutes... he's wearing slippers"...

MARLON:... "she's not relevant... she's not relevant!... she's not relevant!...

TOYA:... "what did you actually bring to the house?"...

MARLON:... "how long did you come out (of the house) ago?... (points his finger towards Matt and Jale)... one... two... three?... Matt's turn... what was your question?"...

...(that was pure magic right there folks!)... lol!... and when he cut her off by saying... "Matt next..."... brilliant Marlon!... absolutely brilliant!!!... he actually asked Rylan as to why Toya was even on the show when he kept saying... "she's not relevant... she's not relevant!"... hahahahahaha!!!!!...

...I must say too that I loved Matt's time on the show today... both Marlon and Matt should've shown more of these sides to themselves while in the house and they may have been in there a little longer!...

...I sooooo love Jale's lack of resentment towards Marlon... telling him that she had no problem with him having done what he did in pressing the button... what a woman!!!!!... (keep still my beating heart!)... lol!...

...and that dumb-assed audience member that was carrying on like a pork chop saying all the shit that he was... he was trying to stay in the limelight for as long as possible when he kept prattling on... Marlon tried to respond and just gave up in the end... what a fuckwit that guy was... seriously... why do they allow the audience members to even speak?...

...I liked Marlon more in this show than all of his time in the house... weird eh?... cheers.

Haha love that he didnt give Toya the time of day.I'm totally disliking Matthew the more I see him,he is just weird and get over it already,we get it you hate Helen

 

[Lindsay1973]

...I'm just not liking Zoe and Pav so far but I am hating the stripper...



...if Chris goes I'll probably will slowly ween myself off the show... I will be truly gutted... I couldn't hack it when my sweet darling Jale went but if Chris goes...




...yeah I heard that too and thought... 'fuckwit!...





...hahahahahaha!... ^^^^^^^^... you crack me up Dystopia... you really do!

OMG I cannot stand that Bianca..I mean seriously she was in there 5 minutes and totally crude she makes Helen look like Mother Theresa...Hmm maybe that was the whole point.

 

[Mercy]

From Twitter:

Deana's Little Deano ‏@SarahhStrong 1h
@Jale_ Do you think it's unfair that the public don't get the choice of which original housemate they want to evict? #askjale

Jale #bbjale ‏@Jale_ 48m
@SarahhStrong stay tuned there may be something more to this!!! Xxx

Really hope Jale knows a bit more about this than we do! I'm not convinced she does, but at least it gives me a bit of hope. Letting the newbies decide who to evict is infinitely more unfair than letting the housemates evict - and that was pretty damn unfair in itself. It looks like they are gunning for Danielle at the moment - I'd hate to lose Danielle. She's a kooky, weird, hilarious hypocrite.

 

[MADONNA]

OH MY GOD.

Not THE NEW QUEEN BIANCA going straight in for WINSTON'S COCK.

GO SIS.

 

[MADONNA]

I want to get my sig on my tombstone

 

[bleachy_dude]

OH MY GOD.

Not THE NEW QUEEN BIANCA going straight in for WINSTON'S COCK.

GO SIS.

Have you dropped Ashleigh already??

 

[Yuame]

I hate how they basically reshowed everything from the previous night...wasted quite a lot of time.
I hate how Steven is trying to manipulate, control and try to tell Pav how things are. I loved Pav putting him in his place regarding his thoughts.

BIANNCA is awesome! Love her!

I don't think this armageddon week will actually drastically change anything I think it will actually unite the house more.