On a completely unrelated note... I was just scrolling through my FB msgs and had one from someone who claimed to know me from '98 and was looking for a work reference. I started to type a bitchy reply with "don't come at me you scammer...I had an Aussie assistant at that point and from the looks of it you wouldn't even know what a 'roo looked like" until I clicked my little calendar icon and realised that was f'n 16 f'n years f'n ago!!!! I was dead set convinced it was 6 years ago and was sat there thinking this was one of those bots trying to get my private info.
Mind is blown. 1998 to 2014 = 16 years. Some people on here aren't much older than that and here I was ready to e-bash someone who ftr did work as my assistant way back when.