Timmystan sounds like a country. Maybe you can be queen of that place along with the thousands of your fellow Timmystanians? I'm sure you would rule with a fair and even hand.
This has been a good day, now I'm the Queen of my own country and Tim is the King. We will hang out on Bondi Beach all day eating carrots and drinking coconut water. We'll be kind to our subjects as long as they don't pee on our royal peas or put raw eggs in our clothes. We'll give them lots of free garlic too, for good health.