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Tully Smyth ‏@tee_smyth 1h
As long as you feed me pavlova, I don't care what you call it. ✌️

Oh Tully, I agree with this so much.
 
jessy_girl said:
Don't forget the Gaytime! I may or may not have had one for breakfast. The rest of my food sounds similar to yours - Iced VoVo cake sounds amazing!
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I can't eat Gaytimes any more :( They have biscuit on the outside. I may have cried. BUT I al looking into making my own version, both in ice-cream and cake form.
 
Jt193 said:
I'm freaking out!!!! Just saw a snake in my bedroom ( and not the sexy kind!) and it's disappeared in amongst my clothes.
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Ah, the joys of living in the sticks!! I just had to shoo a kangaroo out of the chook food! HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!

Don't go near that snake. Get a pro in.

Hang on, was it you with the frog in your room recently? Your snake is hungry.
 
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Rohan Mirchandaney ‏@RohanBBAU 30m

SOMEONE HAS ALREADY MUNTED IM NOT EVEN KIDDING!

I assume that means puking?

Edited: munted
To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

That's awful. Alcohol poisoning is no joke... Glad I don't drink.
 
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TullyLovesDrew said:
I need a translator
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The Hottest 100 is the world largest music democracy! Run by Triple J, which is a national radio station run by the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Every year people vote for their 10 favourite songs over the summer and on Australia day they count down the 100 most voted for. You can listen online http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/13/

A lamington is an Australian cake, a sponge square covered in chocolate icing and desiccated coconut, sometime there is a layer of jam in there too.

Pavlova is a type of meringue dessert, it's all crunchy on the outside and soft and squishy on the inside, top with cream and fresh fruit.

Iced Vovo is a type of biscuit (cookie), it's a milk biscuit topped with marshmallow, strawberry jam and coconut. I made a cake to look like one, vanilla cake, marshmallow icing, jam and coconut. They are made by Arnotts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iced_VoVo
 
Illabeth said:
The Hottest 100 is the world largest music democracy! Run by Triple J, which is a national radio station run by the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Every year people vote for their 10 favourite songs over the summer and on Australia day they count down the 100 most voted for. You can listen online http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/13/

A lamington is an Australian cake, a sponge square covered in chocolate icing and desiccated coconut, sometime there is a layer of jam in there too.

Pavlova is a type of meringue dessert, it's all crunchy on the outside and soft and squishy on the inside, top with cream and fresh fruit.

Iced Vovo is a type of biscuit (cookie), it's a milk biscuit topped with marshmallow, strawberry jam and coconut. I made a cake to look like one, vanilla cake, marshmallow icing, jam and coconut. They are made by Arnotts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iced_VoVo
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...and a gaytime is the best damn ice cream on the planet.....or a really happy time.
 
I love Big Bang Theory! Sheldon's the best but I do love Raj as well. Good group. LOL, now when I read Rohans tweets I will always think of Raj.
 
Matthew Filippi ‏@MattBigBrother 8m

Happy Australia Day to the best country in the world!!! Let's celebrate and get really drunk!!! Yew #aussieday
 
Sparrow11 said:
I love Big Bang Theory! Sheldon's the best but I do love Raj as well. Good group. LOL, now when I read Rohans tweets I will always think of Raj.
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i love sheldon too, and i'm oddly attracted to little howard for some reason. Rohan doesn't have an accent but everything in that tweet just sounded like a Raj-ism... too funny.
 
Illabeth said:
The Hottest 100 is the world largest music democracy! Run by Triple J, which is a national radio station run by the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Every year people vote for their 10 favourite songs over the summer and on Australia day they count down the 100 most voted for. You can listen online http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/13/

A lamington is an Australian cake, a sponge square covered in chocolate icing and desiccated coconut, sometime there is a layer of jam in there too.

Pavlova is a type of meringue dessert, it's all crunchy on the outside and soft and squishy on the inside, top with cream and fresh fruit.

Iced Vovo is a type of biscuit (cookie), it's a milk biscuit topped with marshmallow, strawberry jam and coconut. I made a cake to look like one, vanilla cake, marshmallow icing, jam and coconut. They are made by Arnotts. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iced_VoVo
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Thanks for the translation, sounds like a nice variety of desserts ( I need to try pavlova sometime it sounds tasty).
 
Xavier Holland ‏@xavbait 6m

I celebrate #AustraliaDay not for where we've been but for where we are right now. Carn Straya, get a dog up ya

Not sure if he wants people to eat hotdogs or he's being a smartass.

Edited: get a dog up ya--have an alcoholic beverage.

an australian expression derived from "hair of the dog that bit you," "get a dog up ya" is a jovial instruction to take your acoholic beverage and drink it, similar to cheers.
 
TullyLovesDrew said:
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fair dinkum. she might draw the crabs with this :rolleyes:

g'day, it's a cracker. had a ganger at this, grouse, worth a perve, nothin like a bit a bait n' tackle on Straya Day mmmate. she's got a bee's dick of a chance catchin sumthin holdin the rod this way, whatta a nong

now don't be getting too paralytic on the ol' amber fluid that ya end up barkin' on the lawn

Bazzaland, best joint to live
 
Xavier Holland ‏@xavbait 13m

I celebrate #AustraliaDay not for where we've been but for where we are right now. Carn Straya, get a dog up ya
 
camerashy1 said:
fair dinkum. she might draw the crabs with this :rolleyes:

g'day, it's a cracker. had a ganger at this, grouse, worth a perve, nothin like a bit a bait n' tackle on Straya Day mmmate. she's got a bee's dick of a chance catchin sumthin holdin the rod this way, whatta a nong

now don't be getting too paralytic on the ol' amber fluid that ya end up barkin' on the lawn

Bazzaland, best joint to live
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If you say so;)

The male bee (drone) has an endophallus, not a penis. Apparently, these are quite large (in relation to the size of a bee). After mating, the bee pulls away from the Queen, ripping off the endophallus, which remains stuck inside her.
 
Sparrow11 said:
If you say so;)

The male bee (drone) has an endophallus, not a penis. Apparently, these are quite large (in relation to the size of a bee). After mating, the bee pulls away from the Queen, ripping off the endophallus, which remains stuck inside her.
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that's what aussie sheilas are like, always got their man by his balls
 
Sparrow11 said:
If you say so;)

The male bee (drone) has an endophallus, not a penis. Apparently, these are quite large (in relation to the size of a bee). After mating, the bee pulls away from the Queen, ripping off the endophallus, which remains stuck inside her.
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And yet, even knowing that mating will mean certain death, he still does it anyway. Says something about the male species.
 
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Xavier Holland ‏@xavbait 6m

I celebrate #AustraliaDay not for where we've been but for where we are right now. Carn Straya, get a dog up ya

Not sure if he wants people to eat hotdogs or he's being a smartass.

Edited: get a dog up ya--have an alcoholic beverage.

an australian expression derived from "hair of the dog that bit you," "get a dog up ya" is a jovial instruction to take your acoholic beverage and drink it, similar to cheers.
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really, i did not know this. I always thought it was just a gross aussie saying telling you to get violated by a canine. Well i never.
 
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