Can you imagine when the realisation sets in that he is LESS popular than Tahan, The Sisters and Mikkayla LOLOLOL. I am trying to picture that golden moment when Sonya says.... Its time to go.......................(exceptionally massive pause, this is a big occasion afterall)..........................................ED !!! Mr. Handsome crumbles internally yet tries to keep the Ultra Bright smile going... its fine guys it fine......I had a feeling !! (nose grows four inches at this point)........ Jaws hit the floor ... no one knows what the hell is going on..... but he is a top contender isn't he.... what are the public thinking !!!!!!
Ten minutes later.......................Its time to go...............MIKKAYLA !!!! aww well... sez Mikkayla.... girls all cry.....Tahan and Drew secretly high five each other and snigger behind a cushion... Matt joins them when there is room...... off she goes...... THE BITCHING STARTS !!!
Tim being Tim....... sits on this bombshell for about an hour........ then the penny drops...... GUYS.... he sez....... I've cracked it......why did they keep pushing on us that there was a double this week.... they never said a word the night Rohan and Xavier went......... Its got to be fake...........all the housemates agree....... of course !!!!!!! One went....... one stayed....... Drew pulls Tully aside and whispers...... bitch all you like about Mikkalya... but say nothing about Ed..... that guy is still here somewhere !!!
Three days later.... Mikkayla strolls back in.....jaws hit the floor again.......... her eyes have that ....Where are my girls.... we need to talk ... Look !! Within ten minutes... Mikkayla... Jade... and the Sisters are huddled on the island... major gossip session going on, Tahan and Drew's faces take on that hunted look........what the actual fuck did we say about her !!!! I can't remember it all sez Drew... beads of sweat pouring down his face........ but whatever it was... Tully started it... it wasn't me at all....
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY....... snarls Tully who has been secretly hiding under a towel listening in.........are you bitching about me to HER !!!!!
Kill me now sez Drew....... last seen pussy whipped to death in the BB house. RIP !