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Ed's attractiveness...

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I noticed that he seems attractive in a distance, but not so much up close.

Distance (symmetrical face, healthy skin tone and of course, good body): http://www.okmagazine.com.au/assets/images/gallery/20318/625x393.jpg

Up close (usually tired looking and saggy): http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/08/07/397409-big-brother-australia-ed.jpg

I thought Ed was the most attractive guy, but seeing him up close, far from it! There's something about his eyes that I can't put a finger on (they look good from afar though). :confused:

I mean, Drew, Matt and Caleb look good up close in camera, but Mr. Perfect, not much. :eek:

There is a word for people who are attractive from far away but not so much up-close (I forgot the name). Ed falls under that word I guess. :p
 
Drew looks amazing in closeups, hes one of those people that look better when you get closer. lol

Ed, is just vanilla all over. Nothing awful stands out but nothing great either. Just mentioning that since this thread is about Ed.
 
Drew looks amazing in closeups, hes one of those people that look better when you get closer. lol

Ed, is just vanilla all over. Nothing awful stands out but nothing great either. Just mentioning that since this thread is about Ed.

I think I enjoy Ed most when he is quiet, shirtless and dancing.
 
There is a word for people who are attractive from far away but not so much up-close (I forgot the name). Ed falls under that word I guess. :p
In the movie "Clueless", they called it "a Monet".

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?
 
In the movie "Clueless", they called it "a Monet".

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Haha that's what I was gonna say!
 
Ed is the hottest guy that has ever been put in any BB house, all over the world.

Tahan is definitely one of the hottest girls, up there with Louise Cliffe from the UK BB
 
Well, for a start you're comparing a glossy photo in a magazine, which would have been touched up with a "smash you in the face" almost fishbowl lens shot of him in the noms chamber.

However, I don't think he's ageing all that well. At 26 he looks a lot older than he is - you can see the start of some puffy eyes, the beginnings of man-jowls, and the all showing drooping double chin, which is usually a mid 30s thing.

His career has been in sports right? ergo higher than usual physical strain on the body and higher than usual sun exposure. Does horrors for the ageing process.

The all telling drooping chin, with bonus crows feet:

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I don't really like Ed's facial hair...its too scruffy at times and ages him but otherwise I think he's good looking. :)
 
Well, for a start you're comparing a glossy photo in a magazine, which would have been touched up with a "smash you in the face" almost fishbowl lens shot of him in the noms chamber.

However, I don't think he's ageing all that well. At 26 he looks a lot older than he is - you can see the start of some puffy eyes, the beginnings of man-jowls, and the all showing drooping double chin, which is usually a mid 30s thing.

His career has been in sports right? ergo higher than usual physical strain on the body and higher than usual sun exposure. Does horrors for the ageing process.

The all telling drooping chin, with bonus crows feet:

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Shit yeah, I thought he was much older, or forgot his real age. He does look like a typical 35 year old guy.

Great face analysis
Clearly you have some expertise

He seemed gorgeous for about 3 days, until he spoke and that hideous mouth in motion thing happened.
The Ed mumble is weird, most mumblers barely move the mouth - ahhh is poor Ed's weird speaking & mouth the result of some poorly applied media training footy style???

He does that footy thing they all do of rambling on about nothing and not answering questions, deflecting,dodging, and finally boring people to death so they give up and cut.
 
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