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My Kitchen Rules! Yay!

Do you mean the issue that has "SCANDALS & SECRET LIVES OF THE MKR STARS" across the top?
It was nothing much.
Jessie & Biswa say "We're annoying, so what? Someone has to be the bad guy, people call us bitches but we're just honest."
Lisa (the cougar) talks about her "stormy past", ie. her ex-husband was an asshole & threw shoes at her.
There's something about Jake & how he's the new Dr Evil, & about the son in the father & son team looking for love.

Exciting stuff!


That's what I meant. The huge headline made me think otherwise but should have realised it was a nothing article..

Can't these magazines find decent things to fill their pages?
 
Also in TV Week there are more "scandals", like (omg) one of the surfie lads once took drugs, and some women find it hard being away from their kids.
 
OMG that felt so forced tonight.

The so called "fight" I mean. I love the italian ladies and they were great but the conflict Sophia Pou and her friend are creating is just feeling so over the top and forced.
 
OMG that felt so forced tonight.

The so called "fight" I mean. I love the italian ladies and they were great but the conflict Sophia Pou and her friend are creating is just feeling so over the top and forced.

yeah they were totally given talking points.
 
Do you mean the issue that has "SCANDALS & SECRET LIVES OF THE MKR STARS" across the top?
It was nothing much.
Jessie & Biswa say "We're annoying, so what? Someone has to be the bad guy, people call us bitches but we're just honest."
Lisa (the cougar) talks about her "stormy past", ie. her ex-husband was an asshole & threw shoes at her.There's something about Jake & how he's the new Dr Evil, & about the son in the father & son team looking for love.

Exciting stuff!
To be fair I don't know her and I'm pretty sure if I saw her on the street I'd chuck a shoe at her, too.

So tonight Borat proposes. I see it a little something like this:
Borat: "Oh my darling. *goes to one knee* My visa is running out and I need to have a wife. Would it be okay if we got married? I'll need you to say it will be okay before I even really ask. Is it okay to ask?"
Borat's Mom: "Oh get off the floor! Your pants are getting dirty! Look at me right in the eyes. Focus. Focus. Get up. We might as well get married. Why not? But I allow no shoes in the house."

I think I despise this couple more than Angry and Snotty.
 
I can't wait for tomorrow nights show......

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I can't wait for tomorrow nights show......

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:D



They look a little different in that photo. The tattoo girl seems to have a fatter face on the show. Anyway can't wait to see what they do.

That "stomach space" comment was one of the worst comments anyone on the show has said, and was as fake as green cheese on the Moon. No one talks like that at all IMHO. So staged, so fake. But it's like a car crash I can't not watch..

Hope they can cook as well as they talk.

Speaking of which can someone explain why they make comments at the table then later you see them making comments with a red backdrop behind them as if that was filmed after everything and edited back into the main program?
 
Oh dear, Lisa is so incredibly highly strung, it's like she's about to implode at any moment. Whatever she's got up her arse must be enormous (and sad to say that probably isn't Stephano).

Speaking of which can someone explain why they make comments at the table then later you see them making comments with a red backdrop behind them as if that was filmed after everything and edited back into the main program?

That is MKR's version of the Diary Room on Big Brother. They go there to score the meal, and also answer a bunch of leading questions after being told "say that as a statement".

On that subject, The Block last week actually aired a scene where Mark and Duncan were having a conversation with an (off-screen) producer. The producer asked a question, M or D answered it, then the producer said, "ok, say that as a statement", thus confiriming everything any reality tv viewer ever suspected about the format. Also, last year they even showed a scene where - I think it was - Dan and Dani were videoing with their camcorder at 6am when the producers burst into their room with camera/lights/mic and crew, pretty much giving away what contestants are actually confronted with during the making of these shows. I think I'll pass of that, thanks.
 
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[MENTION=22233]Mud Cake[/MENTION] I think it could be their hairstyles, the tattoo girl has had her fringe cut perhaps that makes a difference.

Yeah I must agree, some comments seem a little out there.... they should follow the script instead of ad libbing... lol!!!!
I don't know Mud, what's real and what's not, I'm guessing they are playing the part they have been picked for.
Either way as you say... can't not watch!!! Lol!!!
 
And what about next week with that lame proposal from Stephanie the pussywhipped
Really? This isn't whirlpool
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Look the same to me.

MKR is looking kind of racist right now - exploiting differences, especially differences between 1st and 2nd gen migrants/refugees.

Look the same to me too. I hope the girls smash it, they are hilarious.
 
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Well I think it's safe to say Lisa and Stefano will be going home. There's no way that Ashlee and Sophia can get a score lower than 38.
 
Good riddance, she's a nasty sharp piece of work and he's a bumbling lump.....strange couple, quite similar to woman at work who brought a series of bumblng fools back from Africa, even married one for a minute.

7 must have edited the previews creatively, no sign of the cabramatta girls and the 38 couple seemed to be there - impossible?
The dessert was so funny from Ms Snooty, she made a kids slap together, teen boys favourite cookies and icecream.
 
I was very surprised with the desert, the colors didn't really look appealing and the biscuit I would have aimed for soft.
What was she thinking????
Perhaps she thought not to do anything complicated and keep the prep time to a minimum.
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Those two simply can't cook. That was no damn risotto.

And he looks all offended when Manu says it's crap. It's a good thing Gordon Ramsay doesn't judge this thing or he'd have been wearing it! HA!!

Speaking of Gordon, I love those commercials he's in.
 
No wonder this rates through the roof, every bogan at home can cook better than this lot and can sit back and feel superior....
And even the drunk who lives down the corner has better social skills...

I just hope and pray it's a cautionary tale - so all those dickheads out there who think they can open a food place might get a clue before they try and poison us.
MKR is providing a community service stopping some ill conceived dreams.

Oh and notice Stef got the proposal in before he failed dissmally again - probably the contract is for a RTV cooking partner in return for residency.
And prickly Lisa simply has no taste buds any Italian will do
 
No wonder this rates through the roof, every bogan at home can cook better than this lot and can sit back and feel superior....
And even the drunk who lives down the corner has better social skills...

I just hope and pray it's a cautionary tale - so all those dickheads out there who think they can open a food place might get a clue before they try and poison us.
MKR is providing a community service stopping some ill conceived dreams.

Oh and notice Stef got the proposal in before he failed dissmally again - probably the contract is for a RTV cooking partner in return for residency.
And prickly Lisa simply has no taste buds any Italian will do



You never know with Reality TV and visas :)

I'm thinking with the desert well she didn't want to challenge her partner too much. :)

Did anyone get reminded of Manuel from Fawlty Towers?

Maybe Lisa and Stephanie are the actual actors here?
 
Tonights the night
i expect a perfect 60 from the judges and 0 from other contestants because of their jealously
 
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