AG(w)AIA
"Ag(w)aia" by James
'if fit ain't 3hours long, it ain't a movie' Cameron. Just got back in from the 8pm gold lounge session at ACE, Midland.
It's the story of the industrial-military complex protecting the capitalistic interests of shareholders out to strip mine a socialist culty commune world of hunter-gather semi-nudists who like their skin Blue.
It's kinda like a CGI version of the Danish riot police mixing it with blue painted protesters at Hopencagen.
If you've seen the original Dune movie, you've seen this as it's the same old same old but instead of "fremen" in stilsuits riding worms, you've got CGI blueskins (sporting facial art that is oh so last year's wilderness look) riding flying lizards.
In Dune, to be top dude one had to drink the water of life, have your mind transported to the place women can't look, then go catch a worm, and in Ag(w)aia (AGW Gaia ... the animistic religion and deity of the loonie lefty greenie socialist types these days.

), to be top dude you gotta have your woman "see you after you've had your mind transfered into a body only a Harlem Globe-trotter or David Bowie could love, then indirectly provide some firewood (in a world where fire'n'smoke is bad and thus firewood quite useless ... I guess they ate their kills raw rather than release lifebringing CO2 to feed all that hungry mega flora), then go catch a ... well, I'm sure you can figure it out.

The big mystery of the movie was why Ripley got quite graphically personal with a couple of fags, and why there was no warning prior to the start of the movie screen, about her sucking on them.

I thought on-screen cigarette smoking was verboten these days ?
Anyhoo, the CGI folk sure provided some interesting scenery. AFAIC the best way to enjoy this movie is to keep pouring the champagne and just sit back and enjoy the ride.
You're not going to give a crap about any of the characters, all the machinery type technology has been done before, and the whole
"poor little persecuted communists must be able to strike back and win" shtick is too badly timed what with all the trouble, misery, and expense their ilk are busy trying to inflict upon the real and sane world at the moment re: AGW alarmism, Hopencagen, and all those corrupt commie pigs with noses in the trough in the U.N.
Meh to the industrial-military complex and the beauty of their weapons, and Meh to the minority fringe group ideologically driven scientific-technological elite-wannabees who side with the commies (just like we are seeing re: the fringe minority and 'consensus' driven colluding scientists whose corrupted science currently has the ear of the IPCC rather than the Real Science from many tens of thousands of scientists who say otherwise), and Meh to the blue-skinned creation worshipping marxist technology rejecting animists ... especially since it always leads to the same thing.
Revolution, War and Bloodshed.
Meh, Meh, and Meh.
Anyhoo, can hardly wait to take numba1son to see it so we can explore the whole lefty politics of dancing and envy it provides, as well as have a laugh together at the New Agey tree-hugging "every living thing is a part of god" anti-Judeo-Christian religion it is pushing.
Then we'll prolly get the xbox 360 game of the movie and team up to blow up some virtual renewable resources while flying cool looking but no doubt realistically inefficent helicopters.
First we'll take unobtainium, then we'll take hometree.
regarDS