The Bachelorette 2017

[Affable]

Starts with happiness and ends in darkness. Funny that.

 

[Consuela]

...I like Sophie's sister... she seems so at home in this role lol!... she's doing a great job... she's a natural!... cheers.

I know right! I totally want her to do a scribble art date for me.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so want to see Sam crash and burn so much... it started with him bringing 3 'cute kids' onto the show in the first episode... (I've never forgiven him for that!)... he needs to be totally humiliated by her dad and then shafted from the show as far as I'm concerned anyway... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Aw, Ryan's not so bad. Loving the sister as art therapist.

 

[FatPants]

Sophie did a good job not totally losing it at this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/912981404874448896

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...are there extra Ads being thrown in tonight?... it seems like it to me... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

Geez I didn't even notice she was wearing a wig.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...haha!... their faces on finding out who 'Lucy' is lol!... pure gold right there folks!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

...haha!... their faces on finding out who 'Lucy' is lol!... pure gold right there folks!... lol!... cheers.

Sam's face when he found out about dear old dad!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hahaha!... Sam is so totally shattered on finding out who his driver was lol!... more pure gold folks!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

The really should have done a more controlled experiment though with two male drivers. They may have been more reserved around mum. Pity Sophie doesn't have a brother.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...squirm Sam... SQUIRM!... lol!... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

The really should have done a more controlled experiment though with two male drivers. They may have been more reserved around mum. Pity Sophie doesn't have a brother.

Yeah, good point.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh hello... 'Mr gap in his teeth for a gigga' Ryan spoke... and... he got some one on one time with her?... Fuggin' hell!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

The family, are clueless, guess it runs in the family

 

[FatPants]

Ryan: I don't like a girl who swears or has a potty mouth.

He is going to dig his own grave.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Sophie's dad said "the trouble with his daughters is that if you don't like the guy... they always go out with them!"... Sophie's doing it right now with Ryan lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...in the Ads... didn't Sophie's dad give Sam a big serve about how he spoke about Sophie in the car?... or did I miss it?... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

Bye bye Ryan...

 

[Affable]

I want Sam to go home but I have a feeling he will get to use his dates.