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episode 23:... "
is der looove affair ova?" is the promo blurb... oh shit no!... the show is going to be all about Bianca's and Dickflop's 'breakup'... there won't be much in this post today folks... there will be a lot of 'moving ons' and 'fast forwards' to come on my behalf methinks... I just can't be arsed to listen to the drivel between these two children in the Schoolyard that have 'fallen in love' within the last 22 days in the house...I just can't... haha!... "
is der looove affair ova?"...what friggin' 'love affair?' ... and of course mean girl Nicola is bullying Jedwood again... (they're such easy targets aren't they Nicola you gutless wretch)... and Spencer and Kim are '
at it again' according to the promo blurb... oh well... here I go anyway...
...they recap Stacey's eviction day yesterday... they show Nicola giving it to Jedwood last night... Stacey discovers all of Jedwood's mess in the storeroom and then Nicola asks them to explain why they made the mess but she does it in her usual condescending aggressive tone towards them of course (bitch!)... the look on her face as she speaks to them...
...the venom and pure hatred in her look towards them really reveals herself in so many ways... how she ever expects to further her 'career in showbiz' after she leaves the house is way way
way beyond me... doesn't she realise that her
**AHEM**... 'fans'... are watching this?... (the whole 3 of them)... ha!... she says to them
"the 'big deal' is that when you came into the bedroom and turn on the lights blah blah blah!"... um... hold it right there Nicola...
YOU turned on the lights to draw attention to Jedwood to make them look bad to all of the others remember dear?...
"but you turned them on!" replies Jedwood and she says
"yeah... because that's what YOU were going to do!"... um... but it still doesn't detract from the fact that it was
YOU that did it does it Nicola?... stupid woman... she's calling them '
bizarre' again... now she's talking to Stacey about Jedwood being all '
an act'... so what if it is?... that might be their strategy if they are 'acting' for the cameras... you're not saying that about your newly rediscovered friends Heidi and Spencer though are you?... no... that's too close to the bone for you now isn't it?... no... you just stick to singling out the easy targets as you always do eh?... that's so much easier... she's so stupid that she fails to recognise that they are so highly intelligent... she'll never win against them... silly woman...
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"we can still hear you!... we're not deaf... these walls are paper thin!" shouts out one of the Jedwood's with a big grin on his face as he does hand gestures behind her camera shot!... bwahahahaha!... well the Jedwood's got the reactions that they wanted... hahaha!... who says that they're not intelligent?...
...now there is a 'talk show' task... Coleen/Nicola and Kim are on 'the panel'... they start interviewing Heidi and Spencer... they ask them whether they'll ever forgive Cosmo for 'playing the game'... Heidi does all of the talking with a lot of tact and diplomacy and sort of says
"we know what he did but it's not what he meant to do so they're not having any 'negativity' against him anymore"... (or words to that effect)... (ha!... it's obvious that Heidi has instructed Spencer to keep his big mouth shut while she's trying to 'rebuild her career' isn't it?... lol!)... Kim then asks Spencer a few questions directly towards him and he just keeps saying
"no comment" over and over until he finally says
"you're the bully... your last name is 'Bully... Kim Bully!" (wow Spencer... is that all
that you've got?... bwahahaha!... you were obviously not at the front of the line when intelligence was being handed out was you?... what a pathetic witless retort that was!)... he just makes more and more of a complete dick of himself until the panel thank them and more or less tells them to piss off...
...Cosmo and Calum are up now and are being asked about 'self censorship' within the house... Calum gives his best 'Mr Charisma' reply to endear himself to the ladies of course
... then they go to Cosmo and show a clip between Cosmo and Coleen and then Spencer makes a bigger dick of himself and butts in and says that Coleen is a
"two-faced bitch... I'm so glad that I voted for you blah blah blah!"... (so much for Heidi rebuilding her 'career' with tact and diplomcy eh?)... Cosmo humbly apologises to Heidi and Spencer if he had 'upset them' (that's the true calibre of the man) and they decide to accept his apology and 'move on'...
...ew!... here we go... Jamie and Bianca are up next... this is where the 'moving on' and 'fast forward' bits starts... (I'll wait until I see the bit where it's revealed what causes their 'breakup' though
... lol!)... they're asked about their 'romance' in the house
**YAWN!**... all that I got out of that was Jamie saying... "
you did say that you were single though!"... have I missed something?... the task is finished...
...Spencer is on his own in the Diary Room babbling on about repeated breaking of the rules blah blah blah!... Big Brother is allowing it blah blah blah!... I want to speak to my Lawyers blah blah blah!... Kim's performing libel against me and I intend to sue her blah blah blah!... the female Big Brother tells him that as he is well aware... he's not allowed to speak to people on the outside world... he meekly accepts what she told him and says "
fine!... just note that!"... (take a good hard look at the fine print in your contract dickwad... there will be something saying that you are unable to sue any housemate for whatever is said to you otherwise there would be hundreds of ex housemates suing each other all over the world you demented dipshit!)... what a twonk!...
...Bianca is revealing that she has a boyfriend on the outside to Cosmo and Stacey but she 'hasn't had that talk' with him yet...
**yawn yawn yawn!**... (oh god!... her and Jamie are going to milk this crap for airtime until all of the blood is drained from a stone now aren't they?)... moving on... Jamie and Nicola are in the bedroom... fast forward... they show Stacey getting evicted... when she's gone Big Brother tells the housemates that the next nominations consist of 10 playing cards that have either 'save' on them... some have 'nominate'... and some have 'jokers'... whoever picks a joker can't nominate...
Heidi/Spencer pick a 'nominate card and pick Kim (of course) because she's a liar...
Nicola gets a 'nominate' and picks Jedwood of course... (evil bitch!)... everything that dribbles out of her mouth is vile...
Jedwood get to 'nominate' and pick
Bianca?... why would they do that and not pick Nicola?... WTF?... (they're not vindictive that's why)... it's because she didn't tell Jamie her 'dating status' on the outside... (you should've picked Nicola boys... big error guys)...
Jessica picks a 'joker' and cannot vote... as does Jamie...
Calum gets a 'save' and chooses Coleen... wow!... what a decent thing to do... colour me impressed!... (never saw that coming)...
Bianca gets a 'save' and saves... oooh lets see!... oh!... Jamie!...she does it to 'make it up to him'... blurgh!...
Kim gets a 'joker' and Spencer does a stupid demented laugh and makes a complete fuckwit of himself yet again...
Coleen gets a 'nomination' card and picks Jessica because her energy 'saps'
her energy... WTF?... yeah... woteva Coleen...
Cosmo gets a 'joker' card...
...so!... Heidi/Spencer and Bianca/Jedwood/Jessica and Kim are up for eviction on Friday night... being a double eviction I'm picking Hedi/Spencer and Bianca to go hopefully... it'll probably be Jessica and Bianca though I imagine...
...Calum is in the Diary Room... apparently he is
"pretty fucking gobsmacked that he hasn't been put up for eviction"... (way for you to go to feather your nest with the British female voters sunshine
lol!)... aw!... ain't that nice... he's being so 'humble' about it too!
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...Heidi/Spencer and Bianca/Jamie (Janca?...Biamie?... pfffft!) are talking to each other... moving on... fast forward... moving on... fast forward... movi...
...Kim issues Spencer a 'warning' about how he treats her and he says something... woteva Spencer woteva... he walks away going
"lahlahlahlahlah!" out loud like a spoilt little child... Heidi says something... moving on... 'doorgate' starts and Kim calls Spencer a 'mental midget' as she enters the Diary Room lol!... she tells Big Brother off about trying to make her look silly in front of Spencer lol!... go Kim you good thing you!... Bianca and Jamie say something... moving on... he goes to the Diary Room to milk even more airtime about his 'betrayal'?...
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MOVING ON!... end of show (thank god!)...cheers.
