...Today's show:... Renee is in the Diary Room saying how much she despises Bear as usual lol!... Bear has a plan... "kill them with kindness"... he tells Marnie... **yawn** moving on... Renee refuses to talk to Bear until Aubrey cracks and responds (silly girl)... Ricky is in the Diary Room... you guessed it... he says something... moving on...Bear 'apologises' to Aubrey for whatever **sigh**... Renee is now talking to herself... oh gawd!... Marnie is now in the Diary Room blubbering about something... moving on... Renee and Ricky are talking about Bear now... moving on...
...Aubrey starts singing and Bear can't stand that he's not getting the attention of the camera's of course and keeps trying to interrupt their singing... when they totally ignore him he goes outside to the garden and starts sulking about it and Marnie instantly runs out behind him like an obedient little puppy dog... what?... don't you like being ignored Bear?... haha!... sucked in!...
..."why are they ignoring us?" asks Marnie... why?... I'll tell you why Marnie you horrid little girl... from day one Bear has been a complete arse-wipe and Big Brother has ignored everything that he has done wrong and you/Lewis and Chloe backed Bear up and encouraged him to be a worse version of himself because of it... and you wonder why they have had enough of your shit and refuse to talk to you both?... either you are just completely stupid or you are a complete simpleton or are a combination of both... whichever one you want to be knock yourself out and be it!... what a flosshead!... what's that whistling sound?... oh that's right... it's the wind whistling in one ear and out the other!... there's a spare room for rent... it's between Marnie's ears folks!... THAT'S WHY MARNIE!... stupid girl...
...and now Frankie boy is in the Diary Room and is 'woe and betiding' his sorrow at the disunity in the house for the airtime now... moving on... Renee and Aubrey are contemplating their survival so far lol!... Bear tries talking to Renee again... no answer.. she keeps ignoring him as much as possible...
...**ho hum**... another task... they're doing their own show... Frankie does 'his fashion' bit... he does a silly thing and says something about Renee looking like an 'oompah lumpah' with her makeup... she looked really pissed off!... (he will regret saying that I'm sure) lol!... Frankie's in trouble! Frankie's in trouble! nah nah naaaaah!... lol!... he sucks up Bear's arse big time which is yet another mistake!... he's toast!...
...okay... Ricky is next... he's a 'positivity coach' **groan**... he says something... moving on... I'm getting bored very quickly with this... okay... I gave it another 60 seconds... I'm over it... fast forward...
...whoa!... stops fast forwarding... they have 'callers'... oh no it's not... it's just past housemates... Lewis was first... moving on... nup!... I can't handle that crap... they'll have family members next... (that's always the 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' shit for me)...
...that ends thank god... now Renee has the shits (probably with Frankie I bet)... she's talking to herself... Aubrey comes in to chat with Renee... Aubrey tries to 'talk her down' but Renee ends up blubbering her tits off regardless... Aubrey talks her into going outside with the others... **yawn**...
...now there's an 'awards ceremony'... Bear wins the first one for 'the biggest arsehole'... oops!... I mean... 'biggest joker'... Renee says "just give him all of them"... so Renee (along with everyone on planet Earth) already knows that Big Brother's golden child is destined to win this regardless eh?... great pick-up there Renee!... right!... I'm bored again!... moving on... Renee blubbers yet again... moving on... Bear starts talking to Renee and says that he doesn't want to argue anymore blah blah blah!... they hug... end of show... cheers.
...Aubrey starts singing and Bear can't stand that he's not getting the attention of the camera's of course and keeps trying to interrupt their singing... when they totally ignore him he goes outside to the garden and starts sulking about it and Marnie instantly runs out behind him like an obedient little puppy dog... what?... don't you like being ignored Bear?... haha!... sucked in!...
..."why are they ignoring us?" asks Marnie... why?... I'll tell you why Marnie you horrid little girl... from day one Bear has been a complete arse-wipe and Big Brother has ignored everything that he has done wrong and you/Lewis and Chloe backed Bear up and encouraged him to be a worse version of himself because of it... and you wonder why they have had enough of your shit and refuse to talk to you both?... either you are just completely stupid or you are a complete simpleton or are a combination of both... whichever one you want to be knock yourself out and be it!... what a flosshead!... what's that whistling sound?... oh that's right... it's the wind whistling in one ear and out the other!... there's a spare room for rent... it's between Marnie's ears folks!... THAT'S WHY MARNIE!... stupid girl...
...and now Frankie boy is in the Diary Room and is 'woe and betiding' his sorrow at the disunity in the house for the airtime now... moving on... Renee and Aubrey are contemplating their survival so far lol!... Bear tries talking to Renee again... no answer.. she keeps ignoring him as much as possible...
...**ho hum**... another task... they're doing their own show... Frankie does 'his fashion' bit... he does a silly thing and says something about Renee looking like an 'oompah lumpah' with her makeup... she looked really pissed off!... (he will regret saying that I'm sure) lol!... Frankie's in trouble! Frankie's in trouble! nah nah naaaaah!... lol!... he sucks up Bear's arse big time which is yet another mistake!... he's toast!...
...okay... Ricky is next... he's a 'positivity coach' **groan**... he says something... moving on... I'm getting bored very quickly with this... okay... I gave it another 60 seconds... I'm over it... fast forward...
...whoa!... stops fast forwarding... they have 'callers'... oh no it's not... it's just past housemates... Lewis was first... moving on... nup!... I can't handle that crap... they'll have family members next... (that's always the 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' shit for me)...
...that ends thank god... now Renee has the shits (probably with Frankie I bet)... she's talking to herself... Aubrey comes in to chat with Renee... Aubrey tries to 'talk her down' but Renee ends up blubbering her tits off regardless... Aubrey talks her into going outside with the others... **yawn**...
...now there's an 'awards ceremony'... Bear wins the first one for 'the biggest arsehole'... oops!... I mean... 'biggest joker'... Renee says "just give him all of them"... so Renee (along with everyone on planet Earth) already knows that Big Brother's golden child is destined to win this regardless eh?... great pick-up there Renee!... right!... I'm bored again!... moving on... Renee blubbers yet again... moving on... Bear starts talking to Renee and says that he doesn't want to argue anymore blah blah blah!... they hug... end of show... cheers.