My first nomination is for Julie. She's an evil old bitch with stupid hair and a silly cigarette filter thingy that she doesn't even hold properly and she's giving everyone cancer with her constant smoking. Also she smells of piss.
My second nomination is for The Situation. He thinks his name is The Situation. That is my reason, yes. What do you mean I need a better reason? Oh OK... Um... he wears sunglasses inside at night. I refuse to talk to anyone wearing sunglasses when it isn't sunny and so that means I never spend any time talking to him if it's cloudy, night, or we are inside. Also Jersey Shore has been cancelled so he no longer qualifies as a celebrity and is therefore in the House under false pretences.
Yes, the two people I nominate for eviction are Julie and The Situation. Thank you Big Brother.