I live with my boyfriend's family and his uncle is a noise-nazi who sleeps on a couch in the dining room (by choice, there's two empty rooms upstairs) and doesn't let anybody use the kitchen after 7:30 without whining like a 5 year old. If he was in the house the housemates would no doubt kill him before it even got to the first eviction.
The bloody bird. I warned the family that a conure is loud. "no" they said, "he won't be as loaf as other parrots" they said. Stupid bird is ducking (-d +F) loud all the time. Too late now, apparently they live up to 25 years or so.