…this is a
‘How The?’:… this does my head in every bloody time… right!… on certain programs the guy says about time travel…”if you have a machine that lets you go backwards or forwards in time and you travel backwards… what happens if you meet your grandfather as a young kid… get into an argument with him… you end up fighting and accidentally kill him… do you end up being not born or just instantly cease to exist
AND… how can you go back and kill him in the first place????… how the hell does
THAT question answer itself?…
1)… time travel is
not possible (yet)?…
2)… why would you need to have an argument with your grandfather?…
3)… wouldn’t it be better to go into the future… grab the ‘Sports Almanac’ as in ‘Back to the Future’ and make yourself rich?…
4)... you’d have to pretty stupid if you didn’t think that killing your grandfather would mean you would not even exist… why have you even got access to a time machine if you are that stupid?…
5)… after you accidentally killed your grandfather is there a sound of ‘bink’ or a sound of ‘poof’ as you disappear into oblivion?…
6)… so if you killed your grandfather and your grandmother then remarried someone else and had children… would you be born anyway with a different face and traits inherited from your new grandfather?…
7)… just say that you went back and
THOUGHT that you had killed your grandfather but he somehow survived… he’d
KNOW that you tried to kill him… that you came back from the future… then when you were eventually born… would he try to kill you as a baby to prevent you growing up to eventually you go back in time to kill him in the first place?…
8)… then… if he did manage to kill you as a baby to prevent you eventually killing him… how would he go explaining to the Police that you went back in time and killed him but he murdered you as a baby to prevent that?…
9)… what if… because you killed your grandfather your grandmother was so devastated that you killed her soul mate that she never remarried or had children?… yet again your parents and you would again… never been born…
10)…
SO!… in summing up… I know that you don’t believe what you think I said but I’m not sure that you realise that what you heard is not what I meant… but if you believe what you think I meant then perhaps you heard or read what you think I said?… but either way… thinking that what I’m saying makes any sense may make
YOU believe that you know what I’m saying could be believable in regards to the answer of this conundrum
BUT!… being not too sure that I don’t believe that what I said then perhaps
YOU really doubt that what you read could be the answer to this?..
AND… was the grandfather responsible for his own death or perhaps was it him that went back in time in the first place?… so who gets blamed for starting the argument and for the eventual death of either him or the bloody grandfather?…
…anyway… after all that… I‘ve officially just had a total mental mind fuck and now have to drink some Rum and perhaps have a nice lie down lol!… the moral of the story is:… don’t invent a bloody time machine and don’t go back and kill your grandfather!…
…hmmmm!… I’ve just had a realisation!… the
GRANDMOTHER sent him back in time to kill the grandfather so that she could live a wild life of sex and debauchery so she could finally be free!…
CASE SOLVED!… end of story!… cheers.
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