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Which housemate had the largest c*ck this year?
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MissKLee
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Probably Bradley..the giant one on his head.
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Meow
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Oh how you are wrong, trala. I actually take it as a compliment that you think Im a virgin. I WISH I was a virgin! You say it like it's a bad thing! It's us old 24 year old slags, like myself, who have had TOO much penis that should ashamed, not the virgins. So um thanks for the compliment..sort of.. Even if it doesn't really describe me ! I'm glad I come across as a respectable virgin while describing penises! (great logic you got there) but anyway, I won't go into my sex life.. I wouldn't want to scare you..clearly sex isn't your strong point. You have the maturity of a 12 year old.
The way you worded your unprovoked attack makes me wonder about yourself, I assume your some old aged empty nested miserable women who tries to fit in on the Internet although your too out of tune with the times.. who has far too much time on her hands, judging by your post count, you seem to live life on the Internet, and the only excitement in your life is tv shows, so you surely aren't the one to point the finger and tell me I'm a virgin loser whose never seen a penis in real life after solely judging one post of mine. You seem to lack life experience. That's all. But that's nothing to pick on someone about, so I'll leave it at that.. Or perhaps you're just underage.. Your insults sound like something that'd come out of a 12 year olds mouth trying to act tough but failing miserably.
I truly hope you are just young and inexperienced with too much time on your hands, because if someone over the age of 18 sits around all day on a BB forum abusing people, than that is quite frightening and it sounds like you might need a mental health evaluation, almost 2000 posts in just 2 months! Do you actually have a life outside? Do you even have time to cook a meal? Or do you just sit around at the computer eating chips all day and watching big brother reruns...Seriously 2 months and 2000 posts? Do you even have time to piss? I think I just had a vision of you.. You're about 300 pounds, greasy, sweaty, sitting at your old windows 1998 computer you picked up off the curb for curbside cleanup at woodridge, you also happened to pick up an out of shape dusty pedestal fan which barely cools down your huge greasy ass, beside you is a bucket which you urinate and defecate in because your too obsessed with your online life to leave it for even a few seconds, you dietary intake consists of cheetos, pringles, burger rings and diet coke, (I'll never understand why fat greasy ppl drink diet coke) *Shudders* or maybe you're just a male who is insecure about your minuscule penis, terrified to realize that women can tell you have a small penis from a mile away.. That would be a shocking realization, if that's the case I feel for you mate, I know it'd be hard, I understand.. so no hard feelings.. One day you might meet someone while playing world of Warcraft who will accept you for who you are, even being a Siamese twin and all (being attached at the head with your computer, like a fetus) I am sorry my penis super powers intimidate you
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Meow
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I rofled at the post about angies clit. Ommgg
Only just got time to read the rest of this thread.. Some people are confused about brad having a big one.. And I know, I was just as confused when I first discovered it.. It's those lanky sort of guys that tend to have big penises trust me! I know it's insane, but the only thing I can put it down to us compensation for their awkward personality or looks. Lanky men who are sort of broad around the shoulders have big packages, not huge, but decent sized.. There's a misconception that 6 inches is average, it's not, it's more like 5inches.. 6inch is decent.. If your man has a 6incher or bigger consider yourself lucky because so many men with decent looks have small wangs.. Or maybe that's just because all the decent looking guys with big wangs are already tied down and married.. Then the rest have to fight over the good looking pindicks, or a not so attractive guy with a big dick. I grew tired of geting pindicks with meatheads like sam, so I crossed over to the dark side and was surprised at the big wangs I discovered.. Women like a big cock, as soon as they come across one they snatch it up and fight til the death until it's theirs.. That's why big penises are so rare among the single men.. The ugly men who aren't such hot commodities are the only ones left with the big wangs because no woman has discovered the big Wang yet, so they haven't yet climbed it and stuck a flag in it.. And that's my theory as to why less attractive men have big penises.
Only just got time to read the rest of this thread.. Some people are confused about brad having a big one.. And I know, I was just as confused when I first discovered it.. It's those lanky sort of guys that tend to have big penises trust me! I know it's insane, but the only thing I can put it down to us compensation for their awkward personality or looks. Lanky men who are sort of broad around the shoulders have big packages, not huge, but decent sized.. There's a misconception that 6 inches is average, it's not, it's more like 5inches.. 6inch is decent.. If your man has a 6incher or bigger consider yourself lucky because so many men with decent looks have small wangs.. Or maybe that's just because all the decent looking guys with big wangs are already tied down and married.. Then the rest have to fight over the good looking pindicks, or a not so attractive guy with a big dick. I grew tired of geting pindicks with meatheads like sam, so I crossed over to the dark side and was surprised at the big wangs I discovered.. Women like a big cock, as soon as they come across one they snatch it up and fight til the death until it's theirs.. That's why big penises are so rare among the single men.. The ugly men who aren't such hot commodities are the only ones left with the big wangs because no woman has discovered the big Wang yet, so they haven't yet climbed it and stuck a flag in it.. And that's my theory as to why less attractive men have big penises.
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Oh how you are wrong, trala. I actually take it as a compliment that you think Im a virgin. I WISH I was a virgin! You say it like it's a bad thing! It's us old 24 year old slags, like myself, who have had TOO much penis that should ashamed, not the virgins. So um thanks for the compliment..sort of.. Even if it doesn't really describe me ! I'm glad I come across as a respectable virgin while describing penises! (great logic you got there) but anyway, I won't go into my sex life.. I wouldn't want to scare you..clearly sex isn't your strong point. You have the maturity of a 12 year old.
The way you worded your unprovoked attack makes me wonder about yourself, I assume your some old aged empty nested miserable women who tries to fit in on the Internet although your too out of tune with the times.. who has far too much time on her hands, judging by your post count, you seem to live life on the Internet, and the only excitement in your life is tv shows, so you surely aren't the one to point the finger and tell me I'm a virgin loser whose never seen a penis in real life after solely judging one post of mine. You seem to lack life experience. That's all. But that's nothing to pick on someone about, so I'll leave it at that.. Or perhaps you're just underage.. Your insults sound like something that'd come out of a 12 year olds mouth trying to act tough but failing miserably.
I truly hope you are just young and inexperienced with too much time on your hands, because if someone over the age of 18 sits around all day on a BB forum abusing people, than that is quite frightening and it sounds like you might need a mental health evaluation, almost 2000 posts in just 2 months! Do you actually have a life outside? Do you even have time to cook a meal? Or do you just sit around at the computer eating chips all day and watching big brother reruns...Seriously 2 months and 2000 posts? Do you even have time to piss? I think I just had a vision of you.. You're about 300 pounds, greasy, sweaty, sitting at your old windows 1998 computer you picked up off the curb for curbside cleanup at woodridge, you also happened to pick up an out of shape dusty pedestal fan which barely cools down your huge greasy ass, beside you is a bucket which you urinate and defecate in because your too obsessed with your online life to leave it for even a few seconds, you dietary intake consists of cheetos, pringles, burger rings and diet coke, (I'll never understand why fat greasy ppl drink diet coke) *Shudders* or maybe you're just a male who is insecure about your minuscule penis, terrified to realize that women can tell you have a small penis from a mile away.. That would be a shocking realization, if that's the case I feel for you mate, I know it'd be hard, I understand.. so no hard feelings.. One day you might meet someone while playing world of Warcraft who will accept you for who you are, even being a Siamese twin and all (being attached at the head with your computer, like a fetus) I am sorry my penis super powers intimidate you
That was a HUGE response I had to wade through (the lady doth protest too much, methinks…)
Just so we're clear, my post wasn't implying that you were a ‘respectable virgin’, and it wasn't the topic of cock size which made you sound sexually retarded. It was the almost stilted prepubescent terminology you chose to articulate it. If your technique when it comes to fucking, even slightly mirrors your typing style, I would suggest you are in some serious trouble.
Oh and you’re right. I am a 300 pound woman and I wash myself with a rag on a stick, because I can’t fit in the shower. I have made 2000 posts (when the fuck did that happen?! Ha!), I have Daddy issues and low self-esteem from years of bullying, as well as an addiction to anything deep fried, which I wash down with copious amounts of diet soda. It must kill you, given all my flaws and shortcomings; I can still spell, formulate a sentence, structure a paragraph and create a post that is worth reading.
p.s. You need to work on your editing skills. The fact you came back half hour later to improve your post and the best you could do was that, is embarrassing.
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aajptt
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Oh how you are wrong, trala. I actually take it as a compliment that you think Im a virgin. I WISH I was a virgin! You say it like it's a bad thing! It's us old 24 year old slags, like myself, who have had TOO much penis that should ashamed, not the virgins. So um thanks for the compliment..sort of.. Even if it doesn't really describe me ! I'm glad I come across as a respectable virgin while describing penises! (great logic you got there) but anyway, I won't go into my sex life.. I wouldn't want to scare you..clearly sex isn't your strong point. You have the maturity of a 12 year old.
The way you worded your unprovoked attack makes me wonder about yourself, I assume your some old aged empty nested miserable women who tries to fit in on the Internet although your too out of tune with the times.. who has far too much time on her hands, judging by your post count, you seem to live life on the Internet, and the only excitement in your life is tv shows, so you surely aren't the one to point the finger and tell me I'm a virgin loser whose never seen a penis in real life after solely judging one post of mine. You seem to lack life experience. That's all. But that's nothing to pick on someone about, so I'll leave it at that.. Or perhaps you're just underage.. Your insults sound like something that'd come out of a 12 year olds mouth trying to act tough but failing miserably.
I truly hope you are just young and inexperienced with too much time on your hands, because if someone over the age of 18 sits around all day on a BB forum abusing people, than that is quite frightening and it sounds like you might need a mental health evaluation, almost 2000 posts in just 2 months! Do you actually have a life outside? Do you even have time to cook a meal? Or do you just sit around at the computer eating chips all day and watching big brother reruns...Seriously 2 months and 2000 posts? Do you even have time to piss? I think I just had a vision of you.. You're about 300 pounds, greasy, sweaty, sitting at your old windows 1998 computer you picked up off the curb for curbside cleanup at woodridge, you also happened to pick up an out of shape dusty pedestal fan which barely cools down your huge greasy ass, beside you is a bucket which you urinate and defecate in because your too obsessed with your online life to leave it for even a few seconds, you dietary intake consists of cheetos, pringles, burger rings and diet coke, (I'll never understand why fat greasy ppl drink diet coke) *Shudders* or maybe you're just a male who is insecure about your minuscule penis, terrified to realize that women can tell you have a small penis from a mile away.. That would be a shocking realization, if that's the case I feel for you mate, I know it'd be hard, I understand.. so no hard feelings.. One day you might meet someone while playing world of Warcraft who will accept you for who you are, even being a Siamese twin and all (being attached at the head with your computer, like a fetus) I am sorry my penis super powers intimidate you
Hahahahahaa, oh fuck
Curbside clean up in Woodridge......
Hahaha.
Tears.
hahahaha
Oh my God, you have so tickled me!
I am seriously sitting here laughing like a Mental Health Patient with box of paperclips!
Ha!
HAhahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why haven't I seen this thread earlier? Holy fuq.
Why haven't I seen this thread earlier? Holy fuq.
It's okay, bud. I'm pretty sure we already have a good idea.
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Meow
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Lol trala lighten up. Do you really think anyone gives a shit about spelling and grammar? You're immensely boring, no amount of good spelling, grammar, or the ability to hit the enter key a few times will ever make up for your boring, non insightful and unfunny posts. (all 1807 of them).
Im truly sorry that you are jealous of my penis detection radar, maybe it's a tough subject for you because your husband (and by husband, I mean some sort of an animal that you have intercourse with) has a small dick and you can't get intimate with him properly because your fat upper pussy area gets in the way, don't take your sexually frustrations out on me.
Im truly sorry that you are jealous of my penis detection radar, maybe it's a tough subject for you because your husband (and by husband, I mean some sort of an animal that you have intercourse with) has a small dick and you can't get intimate with him properly because your fat upper pussy area gets in the way, don't take your sexually frustrations out on me.
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aajptt
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Trala she be talking smack about your mound of Venus
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aajptt
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Why hasn't horny jumpy made an appearance in this thread
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Meow
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Bahaha mound of venus!!!! holy fuk..I've never heard that one . Better than fupa and gunt combined.
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aajptt
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I know its fucking awesome......who comes up with that poetic shit, pussy fat is so much better.
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