What would reepbot say?

[Witty Banter]

class action led by......Maurice Blackburn.
This stuff just gets funnier.
Maurice Blackburn.
They are only half an ambulance chasing siren away from being like S&G themselves.

As law firms, it's pretty clear the loser should do the honorable thing and seppuku.

Slater and Gordon has lost 43.1% today!

 

[Witty Banter]

"A Mooseface for all"

For the win! It will be a GRASSROOTS campaign!

 

[Columbo]

Well just generally something like vote for me I'm ace. Moosef.ace. And I's still working up the rest. I'm not quite ready yet. What about you? Are you thinking of running?

No, for obvious reasons.

 

[Witty Banter]

No, for obvious reasons.

Not even as Reepublican nominee? Bot for the GOP!

 

[Columbo]

(You guys are weird!!)

thank you for the kind words! (if that was meant to be a compliment? it was meant to be good wasn't it moosedy mooseiest of moosefaces?).

 

[Columbo]

Not even as Reepublican nominee? Bot for the GOP!

my political compass is way left to the republican base. even bernie sanders would think i was too extreme.

 

[Columbo]

Oh yeah. That's good too.

I thought of other ones!

"Respect the Moose!"

"Hail to the Moose!"

"Moosedy moosedy purrupidy meowy woofity woof schniff schnoof scniffity schniff BOW WOW WOW WOOF WOOF WOOF MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

 

[Witty Banter]

my political compass is way left to the republican base. even bernie sanders would think i was too extreme.

It's already been decided that you are far right NCIS material.

 

[Columbo]

It's already been decided that you are far right NCIS material.

by who? ykw and you?

 

[Columbo]

(mooseface sits down on an old wooden chair)

Mooseface: Phew! It's so hard being a mooseface.

(suddenly the chair begins to rise and float towards the fifteen foot high ceiling.)

Mooseface: Helppppppppp! I'm floating!

Up! Up! Goes moosefaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mooseface and the magical chair, chair, chair, chairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[Witty Banter]

by who? ykw and you?

Buzzfeed quiz.

 

[Columbo]

Buzzfeed quiz.

No. It was started by ykw.

 

[Columbo]

 

[Columbo]

@Mooseface I found your election badge!

Are you a progressive mooseface? I think you are!

 

[Columbo]

are owls really that wise? do they know stuff. for we know they might be just really stupid creatures. in fact i bet they don't even know how to play chess. they probably just look at it and the go fly away somewhere to get food or something. stupid owls. i think i might prove my theory by challenging an owl to a game of chess.

 

[Fiona]

are owls really that wise? do they know stuff. for we know they might be just really stupid creatures. in fact i bet they don't even know how to play chess. they probably just look at it and the go fly away somewhere to get food or something. stupid owls. i think i might prove my theory by challenging an owl to a game of chess.

They don't have opposable thumbs so you have an unfair advantage.

 

[Columbo]

They don't have opposable thumbs so you have an unfair advantage.

can't they push the pieces with their beaks?

 

[Columbo]

What would you do?

 

[Fiona]

can't they push the pieces with their beaks?

Would they be bothered in the first place?

 

[Columbo]

Would they be bothered in the first place?

They might be.....for candy.


Do owls eat candy? Or are they more into all that organic health food stuff?