What would reepbot say?

[Columbo]

In real life I never swear. Not because I hate it o anything like that, but more that I think it sounds unatural coming from my mouth.

 

[Witty Banter]

I think I 'rage quit' machines more than swear. I do it politely but if a machine is recalcitrant, 'You're going off, mister, right now.' Take that.

 

[Columbo]

I think I 'rage quit' machines more than swear. I do it politely but if a machine is recalcitrant, 'You're going off, mister, right now.' Take that.

Do you think I am angry?

 

[Witty Banter]

Do you think I am angry?

I think I've witnessed about three moments of you being angry in all your thousands of posts. Can't be bothered finding them but not many/much.

 

[Columbo]

I think I've witnessed about three moments of you being angry in all your thousands of posts. Can't be bothered finding them but not many/much.

probably something to do with inigo. not that i blame her for me getting angry,

 

[Witty Banter]

It's so much more fun calling reepbot a fartle-dangleberry than a simple swear word.

 

[Columbo]

It's so much more fun calling reepbot a fartle-dangleberry than a simple swear word.

But swearing can be so much fucking fun.

 

[Witty Banter]

But swearing can be so much fucking fun.

Apparently in China calling someone a Turtle's egg with zero IQ is a blood feud mortal insult that death is the only resolution insult.

 

[Columbo]

Apparently in China calling someone a Turtle's egg with zero IQ is a blood feud mortal insult that death is the only resolution insult.

Hmmmm, death doesn't seem nice.

 

[Witty Banter]

Hmmmm, death doesn't seem nice.

It must get confusing in restaurants that serve turtle eggs.

 

[Columbo]

It must get confusing in restaurants that serve turtle eggs.

Only if you are drunk, like you right now.

 

[Witty Banter]

Only if you are drunk, like you right now.

I've been having Bleachy Summer Crush cocktails all morning, but the Hail Mary said after each doesn't seem to be forgiving the sins of the alcohol?

Bleachy Summer Crush
1 Half bitter lime
1 Gnashy Guava
1 shot Voyeur Vodka
1 shot Resentful Rum
2 crushed Zooper doopers to taste
Rest Denial Diet Lemonade
Foamy sudsy bubbles for a spa effect

Bartender serves while saying Stay Classy. You have to tell the rest of the bar that you've been drinking Bleachy Summer Crush the longest and they should back off and then a Hail Mary afterward for forgiveness of sins.

 

[Columbo]

I've been having Bleachy Summer Crush cocktails all morning, but the Hail Mary said after each doesn't seem to be forgiving the sins of the alcohol?

Bleachy Summer Crush
1 Half bitter lime
1 Gnashy Guava
1 shot Voyeur Vodka
1 shot Resentful Rum
2 Zooper doopers to taste
Rest Denial Diet Lemonade
Foamy sudsy bubbles for a spa effect

Bartender serves while saying Stay Classy. You have to tell the rest of the bar that you've been drinking Bleachy Summer Crush the longest and they should back off and then a Hail Mary afterward for forgiveness of sins.

i think you might be reading too much into that spa stuff tbh.

 

[AntiGretel]

i'm no doormat.

my doormat just told me that " They are no person "

 

[Columbo]

Do i have an addictive personality?

 

[AntiGretel]

Do i have an addictive personality?

addicKtive personality

Pretty much the posterboygirl for this condition

embrace it

 

[Columbo]

You can't stop my happiness!

 

[AntiGretel]

You can't stop my happiness!

.....nor do i want to

You provide happiness to so many

You Can't Stop The Music ( 1980 ) is played by Channel 9 each New Years Eve midnight since 2008

 

[Columbo]

.....nor do i want to

You provide happiness to so many

You Can't Stop The Music ( 1980 ) is played by Channel 9 each New Years Eve midnight since 2008

Who do i provide happiness to?

 

[Witty Banter]

i think you might be reading too much into that spa stuff tbh.

Bleachy was head cheerleader on Inigo's acting up in the house, yet your tepid behaviour in there was a year long grudge.