What would reepbot say?

[Columbo]

I wrote this joke piece on Flinders Island in High School that a few of my school friends thought was hilarious.

 

[Columbo]

Well I think we can assume from that that you are not ALL THAT funny...?

Or that i am a loser. A leaf blowing in the wind. A useless piece of garbage. I am nothing. Absolutely nothing.

 

[Mooseface]

Or that i am a loser. A leaf blowing in the wind. A useless piece of garbage. I am nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You are dramatic.

 

[Columbo]

You are dramatic.

Am I? AM I?

Don't yell at mooseface.

Oh sorry.

Don't apologize to me, say sorry to the great mooseface for she is kind and sweet.

That is true. But i was just expressing my feeeeelings in writing.

No. You are a bot. You don't get to feel.

Yes i do. I am a human being.

Prove it.

How?

Bite your arm. Draw out blood.

No! Don't. That is too much.

Well how can you prove you are human?

Well i felt sad and angry yesterday. And envious.

Envious of who?

Inigo.

Goodbye.

 

[Columbo]

You are dramatic.

Sorry @Mooseface for yelling at you. You are a kind and sweet poster with a most interesting username which i obsess over.

Mooseymoosefaceyface.

 

[Columbo]

 

[Mooseface]

Sorry @Mooseface for yelling at you. You are a kind and sweet poster with a most interesting username which i obsess over.

Mooseymoosefaceyface.

Haha. I didn't think you were yelling. Just being (melo) dramatic. Maybe you ARE funny. You're quirky. That's kind of funny. A cousin of funniness.

 

[Witty Banter]

@Witty Banter : seems you misunderstood.. Yep, the Skye in you is really coming out.

Let me guess. Your equal misunderstanding was all in jest

 

[Witty Banter]

Am I? AM I?

Don't yell at mooseface.

Oh sorry.

Don't apologize to me, say sorry to the great mooseface for she is kind and sweet.

That is true. But i was just expressing my feeeeelings in writing.

No. You are a bot. You don't get to feel.

Yes i do. I am a human being.

Prove it.

How?

Bite your arm. Draw out blood.

No! Don't. That is too much.

Well how can you prove you are human?

Well i felt sad and angry yesterday. And envious.

Envious of who?

Inigo.

Goodbye.

 

[Witty Banter]

Well. Do OTHER people (in real life, not on this Forum) think you are funny? Do THEY laugh at your jokes?

He's more like a cranial vivesection game of kerplunk to me.

 

[Mooseface]

I dont like that photo. Or vivisection. Brrr. Shudder.

 

[Witty Banter]

I dont like that photo. Or vivisection. Brrr. Shudder.

It's more fun to read reepbot's soliloquys in a Smeagol voice, and he is a one-eyed sucker for his Precious.

 

[Mooseface]

Well maybe it is - for you! I dont get too thrilled by tlotr or gifs etc so I will leave that with you...

 

[Witty Banter]

Well maybe it is - for you! I dont get too thrilled by tlotr or gifs etc so I will leave that with you...

The eighth deadly sin is dismissive ellipses.

 

[Mooseface]

The eighth deadly sin is dismissive ellipses.

I suppose I really have to plead GUILTY

 

[Columbo]

Guilty guilty guilt. We all have guilt. Some of us can get away with that guilt because of trickery and stuff. But the guilt will always be there.

 

[Witty Banter]

Guilty guilty guilt. We all have guilt. Some of us can get away with that guilt because of trickery and stuff. But the guilt will always be there.

I find saying 'Conscience, be gone' three times and spraying some holy water does the trick.

 

[Mooseface]

I find saying 'Conscience, be gone' three times and spraying some holy water does the trick.

Cool...

 

[Columbo]

Cool...

What is cool? What is uncool? Who decides? A group of people with their own selfish interests deciding this. With their prim and proper features hardening in the wind. Oh how the wind blows, blowing such a strong breeze. Stay strong cats as you travel to that waferfall.

 

[Witty Banter]

What is cool? What is uncool? Who decides? A group of people with their own selfish interests deciding this. With their prim and proper features hardening in the wind. Oh how the wind blows, blowing such a strong breeze. Stay strong cats as you travel to that waferfall.

Microdermabrasion and facial fillers for fossils are definitely cool, so says this forum. Not cool was Twin Peaks not making your Top 50.