What would reepbot say?

[Witty Banter]

The Leaky Tina sails under the French flag.

 

[Columbo]

The Leaky Tina sails under the French flag.

Why is Tina leaking?

 

[Witty Banter]

Why is Tina leaking?

Gunport misalignment.

 

[Columbo]

Gunport misalignment.

Who is looking after this ship??

 

[Witty Banter]

Who is looking after this ship??

An anemic gofundme campaign.

 

[Columbo]

An anemic gofundme campaign.

A kickstarter campaign?

 

[Witty Banter]

A kickstarter campaign?

You sail out of New Skegness.

 

[Columbo]

You sail out of New Skegness.

I can just imagine a kickstarter campaign.

'The ship won't sail!'

'Well give it a kick.'

Gives ship a kick.

'There it goes.'

 

[Columbo]

The leaves are falling
Dark grey clouds form in the sky
Our life is fleeting.

 

[Columbo]

Fluffy white doggy
Barking at the cold night air
Sniffing here and there.

 

[Columbo]

Tina Arena
Singing her heart out to the
very pleased people.

 

[Columbo]

Midsomer Murders
Many rich old people dying
By the countryside.

 

[Witty Banter]

Half the Midsomer
residents are murderers.
The other half, stiffs.

 

[Columbo]

Dr Hawkeye Pierce
Brilliant surgeon but a
lousy officer.

 

[Columbo]

A lost soul floating
alone through the path of life
looking for its place.

 

[Columbo]

Heart lying on the
middle of the dusty road
the vulture's next lunch.

 

[Columbo]

A sunburnt toaster
sitting in a nice cool bath
in absolute pain.

 

[Columbo]

Man floats in the sea
sees a great white shark ahead
says a prayer of thanks.

 

[Columbo]

Watch the angel lose
her wings, and fall down the sky
a complex human.

 

[Columbo]

Fire burning so
brightly in the grassy fields.
Summer is here now.