What would reepbot say?

[Columbo]

Have you seen Limitless (on now) and what do you think?

I saw it at the movies. It was a fun film with a flawed concept.

Also I asked @AntiGretel this in his thread so I would like to know your view. What is the meaning of life @reepbot?

I don't know.

Is more than half of what you learn inhibition?

Yes.

You're right. It's time to move on. We will just keep going around and around in circles. I don't have anything left to say. I think I have made my thoughts known as best as I can and I should (and will) move on from this.

I'm sorry to everyone who had to witness all of this ugliness this weekend.

Back to @reepbot, if you could create a TV show what would it's plot be? And what would the names of the main characters be? Would it be a long running series?

My tv show would be an animated show that follows the adventures of Tina Arena who goes around solving crimes of the sea on her boat with her talking cat Wurtles. The cat and Tina would be the two main characters. No, it would not be a long running series.

 

[Witty Banter]

I think Wurtles would steal the show.

 

[Columbo]

I think Wurtles would steal the show.

he would, literally...

 

[Witty Banter]

Is Wurtles a metaphor for reepbot?

 

[Lucas]

My tv show would be an animated show that follows the adventures of Tina Arena who goes around solving crimes of the sea on her boat with her talking cat Wurtles. The cat and Tina would be the two main characters. No, it would not be a long running series.

Haha. Sounds like it would be a good show. Would Tina sing a song at the end of each episode as well?
I can imagine this as a 13 episode part series.

Wurtles sounds adorable.

 

[Columbo]

Is Wurtles a metaphor for reepbot?

Yes. I've always wanted to be a cat.

@Lucas, to expand on your meaning of life question, when I said 'I don't know', I wasn't trying to dodge the question it's just that I am in way ready to answer that sort of question at this stage of my life. I hope you understand.

Haha. Sounds like it would be a good show. Would Tina sing a song at the end of each episode as well?
I can imagine this as a 13 episode part series.

Wurtles sounds adorable.

Yes she would sing a song.

 

[Lucas]

@Lucas, to expand on your meaning of life question, when I said 'I don't know', I wasn't trying to dodge the question it's just that I am in way ready to answer that sort of question at this stage of my life. I hope you understand.

Yeah I do understand. Thanks for explaining. Most would probably think the same as you.

Ok here is a really lame joke that I have just thought of, ready? Here it is....

What would reepbot say?

Beep. Click. Beep.

Get it? It's because it's reepBOT.

 

[Lucas]

Wow, I will never be able to live that terrible joke down! Haha.

 

[Columbo]

Wow, I will never be able to live that terrible joke down! Haha.

I enjoyed it!

Any more questions for me?

 

[Lucas]

I enjoyed it!

Any more questions for me?

I'm glad someone did. Lol. I can't think of any more questions at the moment (brain dead) but I will think of some more in the coming days.

 

[Witty Banter]

If you took Limitless, what would you achieve? ie capable of, but for inhibition.

 

[Columbo]

If you took Limitless, what would you achieve? ie capable of, but for inhibition.

I would achieve:

- write hundreds of books.

- write hundreds of plays.

- go to uni and study law, history, writing, drama, and four languages.

- play the stockmarket. use the money from that to donate to the various animal shelters and autism charities.

- learn how to play many musical instruments and learn many different songs.

- try and find a way to help people with autism: all those on the spectrum.

 

[Deleted member 39902]

If that really is the most horrifying thing you have read today I implore you not to open today's paper, because seriously by page three, your head will fucking explode.

You seem to have confused me with Jesus, so let me be the first to clarify. I am a flawed human with an extra big mouth who sometimes says the wrong thing and does the wrong thing.

Thankfully for you there seems to be an underground movement in here to have my nursing registration revoked, so maybe you can join their petition and add "she once said Assburgers online" and be proactive with your offended outrage.

Either way, good luck with it. And for the third time. Sorry if me using the word Assburgers offended you.

My 16 year old Asperges Syndrome suffering nephew introduced me to the word Ass Burgers, telling me "Southpark made Asperges funny". Rather than be offended by it, he chose to see humour and be empowered by it, and we, like him, were amused by it. Because of this, our whole family uses the word Assburgers. I see on a forum, that fact is outrageous, and I am sorry for any feelings I hurt.

The topic of Asperges only arose when one forum member raised it as a possible reason to excuse another forum members very poor behaviour because he has been diagnosed with the condition. This irritated and offended me because we as a family never use my nephews diagnosis as an excuse for bad behaviour. Given that my nephew has just started a school based apprenticeship as a plumber, is a great all round sportsman and is well supported and well liked in his school and community proves we can't be all bad as role models.

Off season forum life can be so exhausting. Who would have thought a keyboard, an internet connection and a half a dozen bored reality starved faceless nicknames (me included) could be so mind numbingly irritating?!

WARNING!!!!
Not for the faint hearted!!!

Nicely handled. No outrage, offence, underground bollocks or hate going here. Nor am I the one making the Jesus-complex confusions.

Simply observing a significant disconnect (inconsistency) between portrayed image and behaviour. Particularly the repetitious and dominant bad behavior + regular excuses (imperfection and opinionated) yet joy of consistent recidivism.

Many may, but I don't buy it, sorry, and I mean that in the nicest of ways. Nor would I not want to work with that bedside manner. (as expressed by others)

Registered Nurse (as in 3 year uni degree these days). - significant responsibility, professional, behave accordingly, supposed to not harm others etc.

Lesser version = AIN, EN, EEN all technically registered as nurses but lower down the ladder, less responsibility, less care, more shit to kick etc.

True career women value, build and protect their careers, rather than flailing them around as prop to counteract insecurities, deficiencies and disorders.

Smoke. Mirror. Wood. Trees. Nurses ought to be respected.

 

[hooleydooley]

I would achieve:

- write hundreds of books.

- write hundreds of plays.

- go to uni and study law, history, writing, drama, and four languages.

- play the stockmarket. use the money from that to donate to the various animal shelters and autism charities.

- learn how to play many musical instruments and learn many different songs.

- try and find a way to help people with autism: all those on the spectrum.

You forgot to say - going to every Tina Concert possible .......

 

[Columbo]

You forgot to say - going to every Tina Concert possible .......

yes that. and also writing new songs for Tina! and getting her to agree to that new tv series!

 

[Lucas]

My brain found some interesting questions for you @reepbot:

If you ran the world what would you do?

Scariest nightmare you ever had?

What was your favourite thing to do as a kid?

Describe a perfect day for you:

 

[Columbo]

My brain found some interesting questions for you @reepbot:

If you ran the world what would you do?

Very good questions, @Lucas!

Ok, if I ran the world I would:

-abolish the death penalty.

- make abortion legal and safe everywhere.

- equal rights for everyone.

- Focus on mental health. I feel that gets neglected a lot. Being mentally healthy is just as important as being physically healthy.

- Tina Arena gets inducted into the ARIA Hall of Fame.

- Environment becomes a top priority. Because looking after the environment is important. I mean if we don't look after it then we will have contributed to the demise of this beautiful and precious earth.

Scariest nightmare you ever had?

I'm not sure. For one thing I have trouble remembering my dreams, but when I do they are always really weird and stuff.

What was your favourite thing to do as a kid?

Read. I loved reading. Asterix books, Tintin books, Rohald Dahl books, Harry Potter books, I used to read all kinds of books. I loved the library. Still do love the library. It is a great place. It is a place full of dreams and possibilities. Where it can transport you to a magical place. A place that can capture your heart and move your soul with just a few simple words. Yes, with just a few simple words you can close your eyes and be in another world. It really is quite delightful.

Describe a perfect day for you:

-Wake up

-get ready for the day. have a very healthy breakfast to start my very healthy day, because I realise how important health is (along with the environment, they are both equally important. Look after the body, and look after the earth.).

- drive down to a local history museum and see all the awesome cool history stuff. Because I have always loved history. I did history in years 10 and 12. So yeah, I guess you could say that I have been a big fan of history for a very long time. I didn't just wake up and say 'Ohhh, I think i like history now!'. No, i have always loved history, and I always will love history.

- have a healthy lunch.

- go to the movies and watch 'Vertigo' on the big screen.

- take a nice walk in the park and see all this lovely and nice environment we all have before it gets ruined by greedy soulless corporations.

- shop at JB Hi-Fi and purchase some blu ray movies.

- Have a nice healthy dinner that tastes great at an Italian resteraunt. Because health is important, very important.

- Go to a Tina Arena concert and see her perform all her songs at her absolute best. Showing off her full vocal artistry and owning the stage like the world icon that we all know that she is.

- Go home and watch some Agatha Christie on the big screen.

- Spend an hour writing a play.

- Go to bed.

 

[Lucas]

Very good questions, @Lucas!

Ok, if I ran the world I would:

-abolish the death penalty.

- make abortion legal and safe everywhere.

- equal rights for everyone.

- Focus on mental health. I feel that gets neglected a lot. Being mentally healthy is just as important as being physically healthy.

- Tina Arena gets inducted into the ARIA Hall of Fame.

- Environment becomes a top priority. Because looking after the environment is important. I mean if we don't look after it then we will have contributed to the demise of this beautiful and precious earth.




I'm not sure. For one thing I have trouble remembering my dreams, but when I do they are always really weird and stuff.



Read. I loved reading. Asterix books, Tintin books, Rohald Dahl books, Harry Potter books, I used to read all kinds of books. I loved the library. Still do love the library. It is a great place. It is a place full of dreams and possibilities. Where it can transport you to a magical place. A place that can capture your heart and move your soul with just a few simple words. Yes, with just a few simple words you can close your eyes and be in another world. It really is quite delightful.




-Wake up

-get ready for the day. have a very healthy breakfast to start my very healthy day, because I realise how important health is (along with the environment, they are both equally important. Look after the body, and look after the earth.).

- drive down to a local history museum and see all the awesome cool history stuff. Because I have always loved history. I did history in years 10 and 12. So yeah, I guess you could say that I have been a big fan of history for a very long time. I didn't just wake up and say 'Ohhh, I think i like history now!'. No, i have always loved history, and I always will love history.

- have a healthy lunch.

- go to the movies and watch 'Vertigo' on the big screen.

- take a nice walk in the park and see all this lovely and nice environment we all have before it gets ruined by greedy soulless corporations.

- shop at JB Hi-Fi and purchase some blu ray movies.

- Have a nice healthy dinner that tastes great at an Italian resteraunt. Because health is important, very important.

- Go to a Tina Arena concert and see her perform all her songs at her absolute best. Showing off her full vocal artistry and owning the stage like the world icon that we all know that she is.

- Go home and watch some Agatha Christie on the big screen.

- Spend an hour writing a play.

- Go to bed.

Wonderful @reepbot. Just wonderful!

 

[Witty Banter]

Where is the best place to hide in a castle? The keep is too obvious and I keep getting marauded. If it helps, I have a horse that can tiptoe, near silently, backwards in full disguise, a large butter churn and a length of improvised rope.

 

[Columbo]

Where is the best place to hide in a castle? The keep is too obvious and I keep getting marauded. If it helps, I have a horse that can tiptoe, near silently, backwards in full disguise, a large butter churn and a length of improvised rope.

Hide in the cupboard with all the cleaning stuff. No one will think to look there. I mean all the castles I've seen in movies have been really dirty and grimey.