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reepbot said:
Top 5 meals:

5. Pasta

4. Salt and pepper squid.

3. Steak

2. Pizza

1. Chilli Con Carne

Top 5 Murder She Wrote episodes.

5. The one where Jessica stays with one of her relatives.

4. The one where someone gets wrongly accused of the murder.

3. The one where Jessica goes to some exotic location due to her status as a famous author.

2. The one where Jessica makes the police looks like incompetent fools.

1. The one where somebody dies and Jessica serves her own brand of justice with a side of humility for the murderer.
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Wow reepbot, there's some real Agatha Christie fanboy snobbery going on there. Jessica Fletcher was no more alzheimic than Miss Marple, and had one good hip. Jessica's scones also beat Marple's at several town fetes, she grew better radishes, crocheted better kettle doilies and had a significantly better surprised face with gasp prior to ad breaks. Her tea sipping was more refined than 'chugger' Marple, and she engaged in less idle gossip with her subordinate token friend.
 
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Witty Banter said:
Wow reepbot, there's some real Agatha Christie fanboy snobbery going on there. Jessica Fletcher was no more alzheimic than Miss Marple, and had one good hip. Jessica's scones also beat Marple's at several town fetes, she grew better radishes, crocheted better kettle doilies and had a significantly better surprised face with gasp prior to ad breaks. Her tea sipping was more refined than 'chugger' Marple, and she engaged in less idle gossip with her subordinate token friend.
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That is true. I do like Murder She Wrote. It was a great show, and Angela Lansbury is such a great actress. I think she has won like five Tony Awards.

Tuxie said:
I make the best chilli con carne, not gonna lie.
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Awesome. What is the secret to making a great chilli con carne?
 
I was disappointed when I found out you sprinkle mexican chilli on anything and it becomes instant con carne. I presume the genius is how much sour cream you dump on it.
 
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Witty Banter said:
I was disappointed when I found out you sprinkle mexican chilli on anything and it becomes instant con carne. I presume the genius is how much sour cream you dump on it.
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Well the literal interpretation from Spanish to English is "Chilli with meat" so it is a fairly broad description. I am also fairly certain it is not a Mexican dish at all - just a tex-Mex hybrid. The "Mexican Seasoning" does not reflect true Mexican cuisine, but an Anglo interpretation
 
Top 5 selfish things I would spend if I had an unlimited amount of money (AKA 'If I was as rich as Ryan').

5. A talking cat. I know they exist. With their sarcastic put downs and always complaining about not getting fed.

4. A huge mansion with hundreds of rooms and I'll just wander around with only my butler to keep me company as I look back with regret at the fact that I forgot to have a pool put into the house.

3. Build an entire town and pay people to live in it, and then I would live in this town, but I the neighbours would reject me because I was too weird, and then they all hold a meeting about me and I get banned and kicked out from the town, and I end up having to move out of the town and go live with some fire breathing dragons who regale me with tales of their failed XFactor Auditions.

2. A fifty foot high statue of Tina Arena that get struck by lightning and comes alive. Of course, being a statue it is evil and so it proceeds to do evil things until it is stopped when it is lured into the ocean where it will stay forever.

1. An island full of gummi bears so that it can be called gummi bear island, and people will be like 'Want to go to gummi bear island? I hear they have gummi bears there!' only to find no gummi bears on gummi bear island, only lots and lots of bears who like to chew gum.
 
Witty Banter said:
Sneeze nerve was an option.
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oh, yeah. that would have been good. not that i would ever do that, because that is wrong, very wrong. we all should be kind to one another, and not play cruel practical jokes, especially if they could result in death due to lack of medical experience.
 
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