A real life dinosaur.
I could have it as a pet and train it to be a world champion ice skater!
Me: Now listen here, Rexy, you need to work on getting your balance right. There is only three weeks to the big event and I can not allow you to be falling over like that.
Rexy: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Me: No, don't you start bitching again. You go out there and practice.
If for some unknown reason I can't find a dinosaur I will settle for a unicorn who can grant me wishes
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