Rudiger
Village Idiot
Well, she's really just a total fucking slag, isn't she?
She couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag.
Personally, I've farted more tuneful melodies.
I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
Oh Tina, how do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways...
Disclaimer: in actual fact, I worship and adore Tina Arena (whose nose I am not worthy to pick). I would crawl a million miles simply to sniff her week-old socks or merely nibble on her freshly discarded tissues)
She couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag.
Personally, I've farted more tuneful melodies.
I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
Oh Tina, how do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways...
Disclaimer: in actual fact, I worship and adore Tina Arena (whose nose I am not worthy to pick). I would crawl a million miles simply to sniff her week-old socks or merely nibble on her freshly discarded tissues)