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Oh lol Harley @ rum Forest rum :) Funny :)

I doubt Tom Selleck regrets that shirt any more than anyone regrets the clothes they wore in previous decades. It was cool at the time no doubt - or if not, he made it so.
 
Lol! I'm re-watching Jurassic Park - super cheesy fun! I'd forgotten this exchange...

Sam Neill: Are you married?
Jeff Goldblum: Occasionally.

That's even better than when I introduce Mr Jam as my current husband.
 
From: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/05/17/friday-funny-great-moments-in-97-beliefs/#more-86484

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from a commenter at Slashdot on Cook’s fatally flawed 97% consensus paper. While a bit harsh, it’s also funny. He responds to:

Yeah! It’s like saying that 97% of priests believe in god anyway.

by Razgorov Prikazka (1699498) on Friday May 17, 2013 @11:52AM (#43753313) says:

I agree, and it goes further than just priests! Here are some interesting factoids for you:


97% of the children believe in Santa
97% of paranoid believe they are being followed
97% of the homoeopaths believe in homoeopathy
97% of the astrologists believe in astrology

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97% of dogs believe in hanging their noses out car windows
97% of cats believe in long naps
97% of Playboy models believe in taking all their clothes off
97% of cooks believe in cooking with heat (the rest are sushi chefs)

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Thought experiment. Ten buses serve the community. Nine buses regularly carry one passenger each. One bus is full with thirty people. Interview all 39 and the vast majority will report the buses are always full to bursting. The truth is that 90% are running close to empty. Welcome to climate science.

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97.10000% of climate scientists agree that without the threat of AGW they would get no funding

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97% of bears shit in the woods. The other 3% are in zoos.
97% of popes are catholic, and male. The other 3% were accidently made pope before someone found out they were actually women.
97% of climate alarmists believe in lying to further the cause. The other 3% are lying.
97% of the time the romans have never done anything for us. Except when it comes to roads, education, medicine, sanitation, public order, wine, and world peace.
97% of the messiahs in ancient Judea claimed to be the messiah. Only the ones who didn’t say they were actually the messiah, were the real messiah.
97% of the Judean People’s Front are against the People’s Front of Judea.
97% of men who want to be women want to have babies, its their right as a man.
97% of the committee voted to stop just sitting around and voting in committees.
97% of the Knights of the Round table thought they were onto something in their search for the holy grail.
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regarDS
 
...three humorous photos... the first one... to boldly pee where no one has peed before...

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...they want to watch (basket)ball on satellite TV?...

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...this man is either a genius or a plain lazy bastard... cheers.

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...ha ha!... not much to say about this guy except... cool dude... cheers.


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