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THE VIRUS 2020 - the good, the bad, and the ugly

Ok now you guys are ready for this one. I was told today by an employee at a supermarket not to get the COVID-19 vaccine as they will implant you with a chip when you get the vaccine. This is no joke. He seriously told me this today.

I mean even I look into alot of conspiracy theories etc, but I think this one takes the cake. It must be a pretty highly advanced microchip that it's in a pure liquid form when it's injected into you?...lol

I'd probably believe that the vaccine may have nasty side effects, might not work properly etc. But seriously a chip is included in the vaccine? lol

I even said "oh I don't know about a chip in the vaccine mate, are you sure?" I guess he was just telling me what some other customer must have told him...lol
 
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Ok now you guys are ready for this one. I was told today by an employee at a supermarket not to get the COVID-19 vaccine as they will implant you with a chip when you get the vaccine. This is no joke. He seriously told me this today.

I mean even I look into alot of conspiracy theories etc, but I think this one takes the cake. It must be a pretty highly advanced microchip that it's in a pure liquid form when it's injected into you?...lol

I'd probably believe that the vaccine may have nasty side effects, might not work properly etc. But seriously a chip is included in the vaccine? lol

I even said "oh I don't know about a chip in the vaccine mate, are you sure?" I guess he was just telling me what some other customer must have told him...lol
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Jeepers, that's why I prefer self service checkout. You don't have to talk to anyone.
 
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Imagine the inconvenience of getting a COVID chip implanted in you.

You'd set off the security alarms, but at least you could scan yourself at the self serve checkout.
 
Converse said:
Ok now you guys are ready for this one. I was told today by an employee at a supermarket not to get the COVID-19 vaccine as they will implant you with a chip when you get the vaccine. This is no joke. He seriously told me this today.

I mean even I look into alot of conspiracy theories etc, but I think this one takes the cake. It must be a pretty highly advanced microchip that it's in a pure liquid form when it's injected into you?...lol

I'd probably believe that the vaccine may have nasty side effects, might not work properly etc. But seriously a chip is included in the vaccine? lol

I even said "oh I don't know about a chip in the vaccine mate, are you sure?" I guess he was just telling me what some other customer must have told him...lol
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At last we have the answer. First, the Corona Beer sales slumped in the U.S., then the virus was transmitted through 5G technology and now it's an evil vaccine that doesn't even exist yet. 🤣 What next I wonder.
 
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