...okie dokie... lets see what wonderful delights that Commercial TV have for us tonight to watch in the off ratings season eh?... let's start with Channel 7... oh lookie!... they have
Tennis on from 9:00 AM this morning all the way through to 12:30 tonight... fug you Channel 7!... hmmmmm!... let's see what Channel 9 has on tonight... '
The Voice kids UK' and then
'Michael Jackson's journey'... he's been dead for how long now?... move on already will ya?... fug you too Channel 9!... (I still hate your guts!)...
...okay... now to good old reliable Channel 10 who
NEVER let us down... you... you're... you're figgin' kidding me aren't you?...
CRICKET?????... fuggin'
CRICKET??????...
FUG YOU TOO CHANNEL 10!!!!!!!!... nooooooooooooooooo!... my favourite Channel has done the dirty on me!!!... unforfuggin'givable!... my favourite Channel has succumbed to giving us total Schitt to watch!... I never thought that I would see the day that... fug em!... moving on...
...how about SBS?... there something to do with
'Turkey and Gallipoli'... big whoop-de-fuggin'-do!... what about SBS Viceland?...
'Species' which is a movie that was made in 1995 and then
'Tremors' which was made even further back in 1990... fug you too SBS!!!... what about the other dipsy Channels eh?... Channel One has an even
OLDER movie on called
'Death Wish III' which was made in
1985!!!!!... oh-my-figgin' god!...9Gem has
'Are You Being Served' on at 7:00... you have to be kidding me right?... 9Go! have
'Billy Madison' on at 8:30... that was made in 1995!... 7Mate has
Tennis on too... but at 11:30 they have the movie
'Street Fighter' on which was made in 1994!... it stars Jean-Claude Van Damn The Channels in it... remember him when he was a somebody???... you know what?... fug all of you Channels too!...
...now what about the good ol' ABC eh?...
'War on Waste'... I saw part two of this and that is an hour of my life that I'll never get back... so over to ABC ME... wha?... what da fug????... they have on at 7:50 a glowing jewel of a savior program on tonight amongst all of the rest of the trite gobsmite TV trash that goes by the name of
'Doctor Who'!... and it's the
'Sound of Drums' episode... oh glory be for ABC Me!... I love you!...
I LOVE YOU!!!!... (I already knew that this was on because I've been watching them on this Channel for a while now but I just wanted to build up this post with a rousing finale that's all lol!)...
...so!... all in all... all of Commercial TV sucks so bad in the non ratings season and they as per usual treat us all with contemptuous hatred... I hate all you you crap-arsed imbeciles that treat us viewers with such contempt... you should be ashamed of yourselves for treating us like this... shame on you!... oh well... there goes my New Years resolution not to rant so much this year... and... I've only been back for what?... 3 days?... so it took them just 3 days to crack me!... bastards!!!!!...
END OF RANT!...



... cheers.