The Bachelorette

[Witty Banter]

Sam wants to touch base.

Sasha wants to touch third base.

 

[sorceress86]

Some foot in mouth or tongue in cheek drama would do

Davey talks like he HAS a foot in his mouth!

 

[tess]

She's got so many "one of the most important things"

 

[delcan]

I'm not sold he's as into her as she is into him. I think that is my current discomfort

 

[Gemini]

Sam wants to touch base.

Sasha wants to touch third base.

Given how many times he's looked at her boobs I think he wants to go through second too...

 

[jessy_girl]

Well I guess Sasha has won this whole thing. Although after all the misdirection from Bachelor this year I have no idea what to believe anymore.

 

[FatPants]

This is a valid message.

 

[delcan]

She so wanted to kiss you.

Gah! Men!

 

[sorceress86]

I'm not sold he's as into her as she is into him. I think that is my current discomfort

She's starting to come on a bit strong, he might do that thing that guys do.

 

[jessy_girl]

Sam looks so good in that high pony

 

[Consuela]

This is awkies as hell.
'Sorceress you're going to be learning the tango'
*runs*

Ha! There's a few latin dance studios in Brissy.

 

[delcan]

She's starting to come on a bit strong, he might do that thing that guys do.

Yep, I think you are spot on

 

[sorceress86]

Ha! There's a few latin dance studios in Brissy.

I have seen them dance over at South Bank on Friday nights.
Some of the Latin dances are basically sex through dance!

 

[tess]

mmmm cherry ripe

 

[sorceress86]

mmmm cherry ripe

Fuck that ad, I'm trying to kick sugar!

 

[jessy_girl]

mmmm KFC

 

[tess]

Fuck that ad, I'm trying to kick sugar!

Hard isn't it?! LOL

 

[Gemini]

A pony shat on my foot there once.

 

[Consuela]

mmmmmmm Anzac Biscuit.

Can never resist the $4 for 2doz

 

[jessy_girl]

This is the place Prince Harry and I had eye contact. Is that a thing?