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The Bachelorette 2017

OK, the first episode was a mess. As expected. But a fine mess. A funny mess. We were LOL'ing for reals.

Ryan, you fucking tool.
Sam, you legend.
Apollo, you frickin' showoff.
Jourdan, you, you, whatever you are. Don't leave. Limp on.
Eden, what even were those dance moves? Just go.
Jarrod, you vineyard name dropper you.
Blake aka Selfie Dude, you egotistic twat.


Is this shit on again tomorrow? Because I'm not sure I can go through that again so soon.
 
It is an interesting bunch this time around. There are only a few who would be appropriate for next Bachelor.

Even though it is the first episode, you just get the feeling that if it is someone from this lot it will be Jarrod.
 
Apollo seems nice enough, and Jared the wine boy. Luke seems ok.
Mackane, Blake, Ryan, Hayden, Jourdan WANKERS,
Everyone else, either dreadful or undecided.
The two who left were probably nicer people, but not good looking and with no airtime.
 
Meglos said:
Apollo seems nice enough, and Jared the wine boy. Luke seems ok.
Mackane, Blake, Ryan, Hayden, Jourdan WANKERS,
Everyone else, either dreadful or undecided.
The two who left were probably nicer people, but not good looking and with no airtime.
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That's why I think Jarrod will be next Bachelor. Perfect age range. Apollo too young and Luke a bit older.

Others seem unknown or not nice.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...well... I do have to say that I enjoyed this show 100 times better than Matty's debacle... I love Sophie Monk!... she's bloody hilarious and so down to earth it's amazing... the poor girl hasn't got much of a good crop to pick from though has she?... but... she does say that she 'found love' on the show though so it could be fun to see her do that... I really do hope that she does to be honest...
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I don't like to be an old I TOLD YOU SO, but I told you so. I knew you'd like her, and that this series would be more entertaining than limpdick Matty J's ego-fest.
 
Affable said:
It is an interesting bunch this time around. There are only a few who would be appropriate for next Bachelor.

Even though it is the first episode, you just get the feeling that if it is someone from this lot it will be Jarrod.
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I feel like I know them (mostly) better in one episode than I did in ten episodes of The Bachelor, where I couldn't tell most of the girls apart for ages. At least none of these guys look alike, for better or worse.
 
...just a couple of changes for me Affable... I highlighted Sam because I reckon that Sophie will end up with either him or Jarrod... cheers.

The GOOD
- Apollo
- James
- Jarrod
- Jefferson
-Sam

The BAD
- Blake
- Eden
- Jourdan

The WHIMPS
-Bingham
-Pete (there's a 'Pete'?)
-Luke
-Brett
-Harry

The UGLY
- Hayden
-Mackane

The PSYCHO
- Ryan
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...just a couple of changes for me Affable... I highlighted Sam because I reckon that Sophie will end up with either him or Jarrod... cheers.

The GOOD
- Apollo
- James
- Jarrod
- Jefferson
-Sam

The BAD
- Blake
- Eden
- Jourdan

The WHIMPS
-Bingham
-Pete (there's a 'Pete'?)
-Luke
-Brett
-Harry

The UGLY
- Hayden
-Mackane

The PSYCHO
- Ryan
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You expanded the categories to a whole new level, ha ha. Good choices.

Any names I didn't mention I couldn't remember. :hilarious:
 
Meglos said:
I don't like to be an old I TOLD YOU SO, but I told you so. I knew you'd like her, and that this series would be more entertaining than limpdick Matty J's ego-fest.
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...hahaha!... yes you did too Meglos lol!... I owe all of you a good 'thankyou' for conning me into watching the Baches lol!... as I said earlier... this one seems like it's going to be so much more fun than Matty (do I look good from this angle) dickflops show by far with sweet Sophie... now all we have to do is guess who Sophie 'found love' with eh?... lol!... cheers.
 
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