The Bachelorette 2017

[Kaz]

...you've got about 5 or 10 minutes to make a decision Sophie... dungeon or jet setting?

She is singing the ABBA song, Money, Money, Money.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...aw jeez!... Sophie looks so gorgeous in that outfit!... yum!... Jarrod's first... he's lost... Stu's the winner... that's all folks!... cheers.

 

[twist]

Jarrod is a goner.

Yes indeed. I hope he has a good support network because it's going to be messy.

 

[Beachsands]

...Jarrod's going to die ten thousand deaths if Sophie doesn't pick him... if she doesn't I suppose that the next headline that we'll see about Jarrod is that he's back with the girlfriend that he was with that he dumped before he came onto the show I imagine?... cheers.

Boo hiss

 

[FatPants]

I feel like Stu is the better choice for Sophie, but I do feel bad for Jarrod.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this is going to hurt big time... cheers.

 

[adsyj]

Do it Soph destroy him, no remorse

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/923487329280389120

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it looks like Jarrod is just waiting for the 'BUT!' word from Sophie now to me... cheers.

 

[adsyj]

Like removing a bandage Soph, just rip it off, the quicker the better

 

[Affable]

"but my heart belongs to someone else" <-- Do they get coached to say that? I think Georgia Love said the exact same thing to Matty last year.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Jarrod pulls out a gun from his suit and... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/923488270209519616

 

[adsyj]

Get off the island loser. Stu is about to shag the love of your life senseless.

 

[Kaz]

Lets be honest, Sophie wouldn't have given Stu a 2nd glance, if he was poor.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...don't worry Sophie... you and Stu could be with each other for 20 years and Jarrod will still be waiting for you sweetness... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Aw what do you expect with that fugly blue suit and brown shoes.

 

[adsyj]

Dude seriously have some respect for yourself.

 

[FatPants]

Lets be honest, Sophie wouldn't have given Stu a 2nd glance, if he was poor.

I don't believe that. Her and Stu seem to have the better chemistry.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...you should've added a TV to the dungeon too Jarrod and she may have gone for it... big mistake mate... cheers.