The Bachelorette 2017

[kxk]

I did some match making with a crazy sister, got her to date a decent guy for once and he proposed = she said no, he is too dull

She ended up with a crim who was deported to UK.....I think Sophie is a bit like her, Jarrod is too dull, probably best choice of the 3 on paper, but......

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

He may just be the one she ends up with

...oh gawd!... I hope not!... but because I don't want her to end up with him... of course she will!... blurgh!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

Eddie McGuire on the screen...

 

[kxk]

Stu is cute. Eddie has no chin and a fat head Sticky, Stu is NOT like him
Stop that @Affable

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/923111586918625280

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I think that she'll end up with Stu to be honest... Jarrod might live on a vineyard but Stu could buy her one for herself!... just saying lol!... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

Stu is cute. Eddie has no chin and a fat head Sticky, Stu is NOT like him
Stop that @Affable

I don't see the Eddie resemblance either.

 

[FatPants]

Sophie: He only eats lettuce but he's that fat??

 

[kxk]

That is odd, that thing.....cute and weird
lettuce has no calories

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...ha!... Stu just said that the Dugong isn't that good looking and that even HE could look good next to it lol!... funny as!... the fact that he can make jokes about himself like that is one good trait that he has at least... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

1,000 calories a week is nothing, a man is supposed to eat 2,000 cals a day approx

 

[Beachsands]

..."mum loved you Sophie... she even showed you the dungeon where you are going to live for the rest of your life... chained to the wall and everything!... that's how much she loves you!"... cheers.

Mean Sticky, mean and I want a dugong too. I feel an affinity.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I don't think that Apollo has a chance at all to be honest so it'll be between Stu and Jarrod methinks!... I'm still picking Stu to win too... cheers.

 

[Affable]

I can just imagine Stu on Hotseat Millionaire.

"Hello, welcome to Millionaire Hotseat". No one will even notice....

 

[FatPants]

Notice how Sophie talks a lot about how much fun she has with Stu.

 

[Beachsands]

I plan on joining the live chat thread Sticky, my guts has settled a bit, good on you for setting that up

Jeez I’m getting a bit paranoid. My guts were also playing up earlier, but I did eat half of a packet of my friend’s Daryl Lea licorice. Serves me right.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Mean Sticky, mean and I want a dugong too. I feel an affinity.

...haha!... perhaps I am being mean to Jarrod and that I should stop?... naaaaaah!... he's a weirdo... I can't help myself!... a Dugong may be what some people call 'ugly' but they are sooooo cute!... their faces look like really old bald men at times lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

He is getting the fairytale music!

 

[FatPants]

Everyone else can go home now. Stu is the winner.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Jeez I’m getting a bit paranoid. My guts were also playing up earlier, but I did eat half of a packet of my friend’s Daryl Lea licorice. Serves me right.

...licorice and me are not good friends at all... eeew!... my sweet darling wife loves it!... cheers.