The Bachelorette 2017

[Consuela]

Ryan is a WANKER.

OMG I CAN'T.

 

[kxk]

More dregs ....big boot up that ugly bum

 

[twist]

'Spontinuity' IS NOT A WORD RYAN!

I don't like him. With 'respectful' in his top three requirements, it seems really aggressive to me. Suggesting too, that he would 'change her' is super controlling.

 

[Affable]

$&@?

I am convinced that I chose the two worst ones.

 

[adsyj]

Oh dear god Sophie run run run run from this axe murderer.

Yissus I'm scared

 

[FatPants]

Ryan is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kxk]

1st boot ryan or will he stay for effect

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that gap in Ryan's teeth must be there to hold his cigarette methinks!... this guy doesn't want a wife... he wants a slave... yet another total dickwad!... they're rolling them out now aren't they?... cheers.

 

[Consuela]

Every time Ryan opens his mouth! I hate him more.


We can keep him for entertainment value though.

 

[Affable]

Even mustard suit is better than my sweeps duo.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...jeez Sophie... I have an idea sweetie... make a move on Osher and then RUN!... leave them all in the house with each other to out-pose with... cheers.

 

[adsyj]

This Ryan is horrific.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...haha!... Osher... none of them are there to love Sophie... they all love themselves too much!... there's no room for Sophie at all... although.... 2 or 3 of them could change my opinion later maybe?... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Apollo is lovely inside and out

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."I'm pregnant!"... bwahahahahahahaha!... funny as Sophie!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Security..................get this freak off me

 

[twist]

Ryan ... I am lost for words. Sophie was preparing to talk and he completely shut her down. I hope alarm bells are ringing for Sophie and she gets rid of him very quickly.

 

[Desertsands]

...oh fuggit!... some doofus with the 'Jumbo the Elephant' ears has brought a guitar and can't sing for shit!... please let him be the first out... cheers.

No I want that last doofus Ryan out. Potential DV perpetrated, right there. Controlling little man.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."I'm pregnant!"... bwahahahahahahaha!... funny as Sophie!... cheers.

...what a fuggin' loser Ryan is!... he's 'stolen' Sophie?... and... they are all going in to gate-crash their time together?... I hope that one of them knuckles him... cheers.

 

[Affable]

Anyone want to swap sweeps with me? Up for ANY swap offer at the moment.