The Bachelor US

[Consuela]

Bless him but Ben seems so grain fed innocent. He don't know what's coming.

 

[Witty Banter]

The horse?
The bread assaulter?

The assistant producers earned their money grooming the whackos. 'Ya gotta stand out!'

 

[Consuela]

LAWDY.

That girl just started presenting. Even Grindr has more romance than that.

Because I and everyone else needs to see this again.

 

[delcan]

Dentist girl has issues

 

[Consuela]

Are these rejects from previous seasons?

 

[delcan]

Are these rejects from previous seasons?

Seems so. This is massive buffet for this guy to deal with

 

[Consuela]

Seems so. This is massive buffet for this guy to deal with

To clarify I meant specifically those last two.

 

[Witty Banter]

The news anchor Olivia is one of those women you have no idea what they actually look like even when they are a foot in front of you.

Where was Juan-Pablo during the coaching session? Boo.

 

[Consuela]

Lace is a bit of a LUSH.

YAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!

Please keep her!!!!!

 

[Witty Banter]

 

[Consuela]

Have we heard anything from Mother Russia in English yet?

 

[Witty Banter]

Was this kiss with psycho dentist broadcast or sneakily dropped?

 

[Consuela]

Noooooooo.

Don't self-sabotage Lace![DOUBLEPOST=1451995269][/DOUBLEPOST]

Was this kiss with psycho dentist broadcast or sneakily dropped?

I remember her checking him for cavities. Don't recall a kiss though.

 

[Consuela]

Come on Lace.

 

[delcan]

Come on Lace!

 

[Consuela]

THANK FUCKING GOD ABOVE.

Don't ruin it now gurl.

 

[Consuela]

Awww I didn't mind what I saw of Red Velvet.

 

[Consuela]

Leave it Lace. LEAVE IT.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE IT.

 

[delcan]

Updating my tagline...

 

[SeanE]

The new season is being fast tracked to 9Life from January 5

http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor/cast/ben-higgins

which channel is 9Life again.. and what time is it on?