The Bachelor US

[Consuela]

I loved the photo of Ben between the chicken photos. So symbolic. Such hot messes

Hopefully her experience with cocks will give her a bit of an edge.

 

[Consuela]

OMG! He's 26!?

Why does he want to get hitched? Sow your seeds brother!

 

[Consuela]

I think my fav is that Asian chick. Coeliac or whatever it is.

 

[delcan]

Samantha is not 26. 36 maybe

 

[Consuela]

Do you know what the deal was with the Canadian stuff @delcan?

 

[delcan]

The esthician needs to have a burger[DOUBLEPOST=1451992066][/DOUBLEPOST]

Do you know what the deal was with the Canadian stuff @delcan?

Nup. @Insomniac - can you help us?

 

[delcan]

"I feel like I have an advantage because I have stalked you for the last 2 months"

Yep. That works

 

[Consuela]

Lace going in for the kill. Then the next chick was also going in for the kill but in a murder way.

 

[delcan]

Lol, wtf - the unicorn!

 

[Consuela]

LAWDY.

That girl just started presenting. Even Grindr has more romance than that.

 

[delcan]

I don't want Mandi to be my dentist

 

[Consuela]

I need mug shots. I can't separate these women. I thought the weird Portland Dentist was the unicorn but she wasn't??? So there's more than one weird one?

 

[Witty Banter]

I'd be kicking 5 roses under the table if I was Ben.

 

[Consuela]

NOW THERE'S A FUCKING HORSE.

 

[delcan]

The horse?
The bread assaulter?

 

[delcan]

Lace is in charge!

 

[Consuela]

So Lace is going to be the bitch then.

Hunty should have fixed them tan lines before wearing that dress tbh.

 

[delcan]

I swear Tiara the chicken enthusiast is Cat from Big Brother

 

[Consuela]

How many fucking Laurens are there.

 

[delcan]

Jackie is a creeper