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The Bachelor Australia 2016

Ugly ring, again! I don't think Bachies should be allowed to purchase jewellery any more.

And, someone will have their heart crushed tomorrow. They both seem sooooo invested.
 
Olena checks out and pretty much calls Richie a dumbass in the process. Yay! Something kinda "real". She was never invested in Richie, just in boosting her modelling career, which she has probably achieved.

I can't wait to see Alex's meltdown when he gives her the flick. You know it's coming. Is it going to be ugly crying, or will she just simply throw herself off the nearest cliff?

The ring is fuggo (again). The rings on the USA version are choice, so why do they give them such horrible joory on our version?
 
Can we talk about 5.5/10 (on a good day) guy on The Bachelorette promo? Ha! It must suck to turn up and be thrown among all these zero IQ model castings. Personally, I'm not feeling the Georgia love. Pun intended. Might watch for the guys only.
 
Well the ice queen got the boot. She's a gorgeous girl, but too reliant on what mummy and daddy think. I don't think she really cared too much for Richie. Hope Nikki wins his heart.
 
Even so, she looked disapppinted to not get a rose. The voiceover may have been coppled in from another ceremony, but it sounded as if to her mind she'd gone over some important concerns in the date and was satisfied she'd done so, and was expecting to get a rose - not that she'd given him the flick. But good ol pasty boy looked really pissed off! How dare anyone bring up practical concerns or query his vague I can fly in (and root you) and out again.

I enjoyed Olena's eyeshadow colours and application so much this episode, plus her facial expressions that showed gasp actual intelligence and practical consideration. Glad she escaped this dork.

For the first time I saw Nikki as suitable. She talks like he's a toddler and coos and giggles inanely all the time - that really matches his endless haha and Dad jokes. Plus no pesky travel arrangements. It must be love?

Can't wait for this bad boy to be over, as Dorky would say. Bring on Whatsername Love!
 
This season really hasn't stacked up. Still waiting for it get going, but from the (incomplete) bits I've seen, I always thought he had more chemistry with Alex, but there was more 'naturalness' with Nikki (a better all-round choice), BUT he says he's in it for lurvvvve.

Not dissimilar to Sam's final two last year....and Sam chose this year's Alex......proving he had bigger gonads than anticipated.....
 
They should considering casting Olena on I'm A Celebrity simply to drop Ice Queen Truth Bombs, and not Kiera who is clearly angling and desperate to do it. Plus the fact I'm not sure Australia can make much more tooth licking.
 
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