The Bachelor 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it's not exactly a bright and sunny day in Thailand for them is it?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Matty always looks at them as if he is their 'master' or something... **cue Matty 'lunge kissing' her any moment**... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Do you reckon every Bachelor just privately asks the last 2 - Do I get sex straight after the finale?
Think that was Richie's decider. which one can I bonk fast

 

[Isee]

...Laura's going to tell them all to pick her or she's going to stalk them all down and kill them all off one by one if they don't... lol!... cheers.

that is what the eyes say!

 

[Melore]

The sea was a really nice shade of green...

I just want this to be over so Matty and Laura can go hang in nightclubs wearing slimy fabric.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Do you reckon every Bachelor just privately asks the last 2 - Do I get sex straight after the finale?
Think that was Richie's decider. which one can I bonk fast

...well lets face it kxk... with all those weeks of perving/kissing/groping and fondling them it would make him walk around half cocked and ready to shoot his Magnun with a itchy trigger finger wouldn't it?... lol!.. bang! bang!... your'e gonna be dead!... (dead tired that is)... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Did she take some coke or something? She is speed talking her way home

jeepers if that was a job interview she would have walked out of it and gone and got drunk I think! I guess they could take it as a compliment that she was that nervous?

 

[kxk]

Now this is truly repulsive, how he gets to slobber allover girls he could care shit about
It is this I do find gross, every Bachelor I have seen bits of, it is just some guy who got lucky, behaving like any randy guy would given a smorgasbord of girls - so unnatural, as in nature it is never so.

I think there should be rules, no slobbering over the last 4, no more kissing & teasing

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Elise actually told Matty that she 'loved' him... didn't she?... if so... it's gonna be a real 'ouchy' moment for her if she's the one being dumped eh?... oh wait!... it's a 'Reality Show' isn't it?... scrub all of what I just said lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Now this is truly repulsive, how he gets to slobber allover girls he could care shit about
It is this I do find gross, every Bachelor I have seen bits of, it is just some guy who got lucky, behaving like any randy guy would given a smorgasbord of girls - so unnatural, as in nature it is never so.

I think there should be rules, no slobbering over the last 4, no more kissing & teasing

...this is my first season ever with this schmaltzy schlock so I'll have to take it that you're on the right track there kxk lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."Matty can I wash your trunk?"... I bet that's what she was thinking lol!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Laura has redeemed herself. Mum likes both.

mum called her articulate.... we are not seeing that tonight!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so is "picturesque" the word today for both of the girls?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Kaz]

Please tell me that Laura doesn't laugh like that all the time.

 

[Desertsands]

Def more sexual energy with Loopy Laura.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...if Laura wins this she's WON the competition... if Elise wins this she's found 'Love'... there's a big difference... cheers.

 

[Kaz]

IMO: Matty doesn't give a shit about Elise.

 

[Desertsands]

Now this is truly repulsive, how he gets to slobber allover girls he could care shit about
It is this I do find gross, every Bachelor I have seen bits of, it is just some guy who got lucky, behaving like any randy guy would given a smorgasbord of girls - so unnatural, as in nature it is never so.

I think there should be rules, no slobbering over the last 4, no more kissing & teasing

So agree. Very pervy.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Please tell me that Laura doesn't laugh like that all the time.

...she does... it keeps the Botox from paralysing her face altogether methinks Kaz... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Please tell me that Laura doesn't laugh like that all the time.

She is under the influence of something