The Bachelor 2017

[Desertsands]

hang on what's this about childbearing hips?

That was me Fatpants. I just thought that Floerence looks quite real.

 

[kxk]

When you take a good look at their faces - Lisa has the softest, gentlest sweet looking face
Florence look a bit hard
Tara & Lisa are too good for him
I kind of want him to get someone crap
Richie went with lust and that backfired

 

[Affable]

I hope Elise gets sent home though. There is something about her which I just don't like.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I hate his 'listening face'. He's coming across like a bit of a deadshit... He was such fun in whatsername's season, too.

So cross he gave Cobie a rose. All that gurning...

...his 'listening face' always looks like he's trying to squeeze out a silent fart to me Melore... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Elise is rabbit mouth and plain

 

[Melore]

I wish he would send Elora home, but it will probably be Lisa. Sigh.

 

[Desertsands]

he has to keep tara, we want to see her mum debbie...........

So does Mr Sticky methinks.

 

[Affable]

I wish he would send Elora home, but it will probably be Lisa. Sigh.

Elise please.

 

[kxk]

Do a big upset = send Laura packing

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Elora has that "I'm fucked!" look on her face after that fiasco... bye Elora... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So does Mr Sticky methinks.

...ooooh yeah!... lol!... (you know me well Desertsands)... lol!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

He finally sent Lisa home. It's about time.

I think Jennifer was right about her.

 

[kxk]

Ah he recognised Lisa is out of his league

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...sooooooo... he keeps Elora eh?... Lisa goes... gosh I'm so cross with Matty!... **snigger snigger**... oh such drama!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Lisa had the shittest date, ages ago. I'm so cross!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ah he recognised Lisa is out of his league

...Matty is terrified of any of them that show better attributes than himself... he's not looking for a woman that will be equal to him... he wants a woman that will fawn all over him and will not question him... he's a man child that has to grow up and grow some before he finds a real woman to settle down with as far as I'm concerned... cheers.

 

[Melore]

...sooooooo... he keeps Elora eh?... Lisa goes... gosh I'm so cross with Matty!... **snigger snigger**... oh such drama!... lol!... cheers.

Wait till you see the hometown visits, Sticky! hahahahaha! Can't wait for the final whatever it is to meet Mummy and big sister, etc, also.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Wait till you see the hometown visits, Sticky! hahahahaha! Can't wait for the final whatever it is to meet Mummy and big sister, etc, also.

...it would be bloody hilarious if Matty ended up with whoever's mother that he went on the date with lol!... or... little sister lol!... cheers.

 

[davidftw]

Good god, he's dull. That's all I got.

Edit: Except his new haircut. There is nothing dull about how bad it is.

 

[Melore]

It's like he's got a little thought bubble going, God, my profile is so handsome, gosh I look amazing from this angle, hey buddy try and look like your interested in whatever she's saying, nod a few times, give a bit of lip action, but sheesh I am an Adonis!, maybe this is my big break and I will be called to Hollywood next...