The Bachelor 2017

[FatPants]

please no talk of walls...

 

[kxk]

Plenty of people are like this sticky, shallow & boring and thankfully they find each other in the shallow end of the pool
And in my experience, they are the kind that have affairs a lot

 

[Affable]

"I was thinking Latty"

Matty says no.

"It has to be Maura. Maybe Matoura" <- he was probably thinking about Elora with that name. She foolishly went with it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

star naming is bullshit - I looked into it for my sister; You pay, name - and nothing happens

...if I could name a Star it would be either 'twinkle twinkle little' or 'fuck!... it's a Star!'... but that's just me methinks!...

Actually that is one date I wouldn't mind. I like astronomy.

...I love Astronomy... especially 'Hubble'... I don't understand it all but I love the glory of Space... it's funny though... the 'Tebbutt Observatory' is 4-5 minutes away from where I live just up the road... I have never visited it!... hmmmm... now THAT'S something that I've just put on my 'to do' list... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh golly gosh Matty... you wouldn't have been told beforehand on who is who would you?... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Me too come spring sticky, have you guys done the planetarium? Love that
Go Simone, your time to shine, you are there for comic relief

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it's good to know for Matty that Simone is 'yeast free' I guess?... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Oh fuck Cobie! It's a donut. Simone stupido.

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/902833948304084994

 

[kxk]

Oh dear the girls have spent their spare time in a vat of fake tan

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Me too come spring sticky, have you guys done the planetarium? Love that
Go Simone, your time to shine, you are there for comic relief

...my sweet darling wife and I went to 'Jodwell Bank Observatory' when we got married and honeymooned in England back in the 80's... the Planetarium on those grounds was awesome... I never got to look trough the Telescopes though... the lines were way too long lol!... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/902834590523449345

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...all of those balloons should have been easy to burst being that Matty is such a prick... just saying... cheers.

 

[Affable]

One of the girls put the heart exactly in the place where I would have.

I think Lisa?

She was the one who put the heart on the tattoo on his arm, right?

 

[kxk]

ilove Simone

 

[Desertsands]

...all of those balloons should have been easy to burst being that Matty is such a prick... just saying... cheers.

Ha ha. God these girls are woeful.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...the way that they all giggle like little Schoolkids is starting to grate on me... most of them seemed so forced... especially when they open their mouths so wide to ensure that Matty notices them the most... they are like trained Seals... I imagine that none of them know how to giggle demurely or shyly... if I was Matty... that would be the one that I would go for... but... it is Matty we're talking about so... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

https://twitter.com/x/status/902835823250255873

 

[Desertsands]

Whoo beware Matty Florence aka Betty Bobbitt

 

[Affable]

Simone is not genuine. I think she should be sent home next.

I can't stand Elise though.